Okay I am brand new here, and I joined just so I could make a request. This isn't some personal grudge or complete nobody, just someone who I think is getting way more traction than he deserves and is unintentionally hilarious. What's equally hilarious are the numbers of nut-huggers he's gotten on Twitter.
I'm talking about
Darren J. Beattie.
Darren was one of those young up-and-comers in MAGA-world. He was a speechwriter in the Trump White House before being fired for giving a speech at some group the media claims is white nationalist. He's now a speechwriter for Congressman Matt Gaetz of Florida. He also founded
Revolver News, and has made the rounds on alternative media in the last year or so. He's been on the Tucker Carlson TV show, Bannon War Room, Tim Pool, etc.
As far as I know, nothing he's done or said in any of those appearances is all that noteworthy. He's just a talking head trying to make money by cashing in on the zeitgeist of the day. Whatever.
His Twitter account, though? Hoo boy, it's a hoot. He's got 87,000 followers and gets retweeted a lot by MAGA Twitter.
He's like a version of Theodore Beale (Vox Day) with better business sense. Like Vox, he's pretty smart but probably isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is. He's WILE E. COYOTE, SOOOOPER GEEENIUS, and
talks about IQ all the time.
His current schtick is complaining about big tech censoring him (he posts on Twitter dozens of times a day), and how the Capitol Rioters are "political prisoners".
Okay, imagine whining about censorship and political prisoners on one hand, while simping for the ChiComs on the other.
He thinks Russia is great, too, mostly because he seems to believe Russian propaganda on how TOUGH and STRONK ROOSIA is. He whines about a
CIA plot to assassinate Julian Assange one day then praises Russia the next, because they would never assassinate a journalist.
You can be skeptical of the US government without believing everything that Russia and China do is better. He has unironically said that the United States is no more free than China is, posting that criticism of his government on a public message board with zero concern of him being prosecuted for it. Twitter doesn't even censor him.
The establishment doesn't hate Russia. Obama let the Russkies do whatever they wanted. The Red Scare of 2016-21 was just playing politics. DC is full of highly paid American lobbyists for Russian interests.
https://twitter.com/DarrenJBeattie/status/1444446226888409088
The Chinese would make better movies! (His oft-retweeted buddy Richard Hanania praises China so much you'd think he plays for the NBA.)
China will restore HIERARCHY (in all caps!) to Africa!
Yes, the Chinese will let you criticize the United States government. You will not be allowed to criticize the Chinse government, of course, but why would you when they're such a serious nation?
BAN GOOGLE! But not Twitter, Twitter lets him sperg out all day about his IQ. BAN YOUTUBE! But not this one YouTuber he thinks is funny.
The Taliban! Cultured white people!
No corruption in China!
He retweeted this post, Chinese propaganda about all their high speed trains. America uses trains to the exact extent we need.
Here's where he gets into his pro-eugenics posting.
The only people that matter are white males under the age of 20 with 130+ IQs! So...internet autists?
Guy with no wife and no kids thinks women need to have more babies and the Taliban has it right. If you're praising Afghan culture, you probably haven't been there.
China will protect the white males! If there's one thing the Chinse love and respect, it's white people.
Super smart guy doesn't understand that gas stations are franchises and the people who run them are invested in them.
Oh no, all those poor 140+ IQ kids! You know, the ones in the special ed class because they're so smart they're kind of retarded?
There aren't enough people with an IQ over 140 to matter, statistically, but whatever.
I know this is already long. And fuck, maybe he's just trying desperately to be an edgelord. I just think, for all of his pompous posturing, that he won't say this shit on TV. He doesn't go on Tucker Carlson and talk about how great the Chinese are. The speeches for Matt Gaetz never mention the "globalist American empire". When it comes to making his money, he says whatever the fuck his audience wants to hear.
But if you're still reading this, I saved the best cringe for last: his obsession with men washing his feet.
His banner is a Ben Garrison cartoon that depicts Jonah Goldberg (who also sucks) washing his feet.
He talks about men washing men's feet a LOT.
He wants Mitt Romney to wash his feet.
He wanted the Chick-Fil-A CEO to LICK his feet.
He wants General Milley to wash his feet.
Throw in some Putin-gets-his-feet-washed fan fiction...
Can't imagine why this guy isn't married and spreading his super high IQ DNA into dozens of superior white high IQ children. If there's one thing a good, submissive TradWife loves it's her husband wanting men to lick his feet.
From him, I've learned what successful, high-IQ men do:
-Tweet
-Talk about men washing feet
-intellectual wankery
-Tweet some more
-Work for a junior congressman
-Have a news blog
-No girlfriend
-Live in Aspen, that most based of all cities
So yeah. Whether he's just trying too hard to be edgy or if he's actually serious with all this shit, the dude is a comedy gold mine. It's even better if you imagine him talking like Stewie from Family Guy.
