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[stupid frog]

I think it's right there in the fourth image. A quote unquote ally misgendered Neck (gasp) and had the NERVE to just say "sorry" (double gasp) then told Neck to get over it (shriek).

I'm pretty sure that account will be deleted by the morning when these faggots do a mass flagging campaign.

oh how boring. i thought it was tranch related. shame!

 

[Assigned Host Body]

The other night, Neck sped past me in a brand new Ford Raptor, threw a half empty bottle of 99 Bananas at me, and screamed GOTTA GAS 'EM ALL! like eleven times while cackling maniacally. He had a bumper sticker that said One Man Klan and had a massive Confederate flag next to a MAGA flag blowing in the back of his truck.

This totally happened and if you don't believe me you're not an ally. I cannot believe I have to rehash this.

Did that dumb nigger forget #2? Or did it get buried in the thread? I'd know if SOMEBODY included a link..

I saw Neck eating leaves off a birch tree top, wearing an "woman - adult human female" shirt, on a mission for the Church of LDS, promoting their abstinence program, paying child support. If you don't believe me, that's literal violence, and you are no ally! Die in a grease fire, bigot!

The only links I know of, are the missing links in the Tranch++ threads.

oh how boring. i thought it was tranch related. shame!

Neck was shouting about a random woman, (who did suck the girl dick, on her knees, but didn't show enough appreciation for the mouthfeel).
It is Tranch related. because the Neck Crussade started with him defending Kindness from the evil infidels who don't believe her headmate LARP, (mainly Sky).

 

[Trianon]

I ended up watching all of Steven Universe because I had friends into it.

It couldn't quite decide what fusions meant. There's one episode where the white nerdy lesbian alien Pearl wants to merge with the giant black lesbian alien Garnet (who's made of two, smaller lesbian aliens). They create a monster voiced by Nicki Minaj. White nerdy lesbian decides to trick black lesbian into merging with her, and this is then treated as a terrible thing to do and becomes a teachable moment about consent. White nerdy lesbian was also in love with Steven's dead mother, and would enjoy fusing with her and got jealous if Steven's mother tried to fuse with other people (like Steven's Dad).

So the implication there is it's sex, but then later on Steven ends up merging with his alien lesbian guardians and a human child called Connie (to make a non binary "Stevonnie" that's an adult and everyone finds hot). Rebecca Sugar used to draw kiddie porn of Ed, Edd n Eddy though so this shouldn't come as a surprise.

Yeah, the fusion metaphors are a full-on mess in that show. I still have no idea how humans are able to fuse with them???

I love imagining Kevin just staring blankly at the screen while posting his "horny" missives.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I saw Neck eating leaves off a birch tree top, wearing an "woman - adult human female" shirt, on a mission for the Church of LDS, promoting their abstinence program, paying child support. If you don't believe me, that's literal violence, and you are no ally! Die in a grease fire, bigot!

I saw Neck outside of a Neo-Nazi bar. I'm not quite sure, but it looked like he was goose-stepping to the sound of an audiobook of the Harry Potter series. When I drove by on my way home, he offered me a flyer for a Transformers charity bonfire to celebrate Ray Blanchard's birthday, with all proceeds going to the Ku Klux Klan. Unwavering belief of everything I say is Rule #1, because I say so. You're in violation of Rule #1 if you don't believe me.

 

[Lorgar]

With Rioley having his own thread Kevin needs to hurry up and find another boyfriend. This thread is like a mini version of the proving grounds subforum.

I thought Kev never got the hang of anal. How is he going to be topped? We all know nothing is fitting inside the AmHole. Not even a finger. And he can't be getting off to this dirty talk because his nerves are still waking up.

Sometimes I feel sorry for him. Normally guys his age have a pretty strong sex drive. Even the incels at least have porn they can enjoy. But Kev is reduced to role playing with other troon losers. He probably gets closer to orgasm during an eating binge than he does during his 2 hour "clit" rubbing session.

It's difficult enough for old dudes to accept that orgasms are a thing of the past. It's gotta sting to become involuntarily asexual at such a young age.

I too sometimes feel a wee bit sorry for him. Then I remember that 100% of his problems are self inflicted and his goal in life is to "crack eggs" which is just copespeak for grooming other incels to be as miserable as him.

One Man Klan

Is it too late for me to change my name?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I saw Bryan Loeper drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics and his hair was....

...like not the worst troon hair I have ever seen but I am setting the bar kinda low here.

One thing I gotta say about cooming as a wamman:

You might lose the interest, but you never lose the ability.

Point: Cis Wammen.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Did that dumb nigger forget #2? Or did it get buried in the thread? I'd know if SOMEBODY included a link..

Don't worry, it's more cult nonsense.


"you don't get to be a passive observer when someone you know, even a parent, does a wrongthink. you're supposed to be reporting them to the Party because, although the Party is perfect, they *can't* hear every wrongthink committed at all times"

 

[FramerGirl420]

Yeah, the fusion metaphors are a full-on mess in that show. I still have no idea how humans are able to fuse with them???

I love imagining Kevin just staring blankly at the screen while posting his "horny" missives.

Pls don’t leave out the part where young Steven fuses with his own father.
But it’s ok bc it was consensual.

 

[stupid frog]

Pls don’t leave out the part where young Steven fuses with his own father.
But it’s ok bc it was consensual.

ok, now im really never watching this shit.

 

[Trianon]

Pls don’t leave out the part where young Steven fuses with his own father.
But it’s ok bc it was consensual.

Thankfully I had stopped watching at that point. I think if she had just avoided the Pearl rape arc, it could have stayed neatly ambiguous, but that arc just goes so hard and opens up too many questions about what fusion even is. She wanted it to be a catch-all metaphor for every kind of relationship ever, but that doesn't work. Anyway.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I feel sorry for him too sometimes. Then he, you know, says stuff.

I wonder what would be worse: sticking your finger up Kevin's butthole or Kevin's stink ditch?

I think the latter. At least the former is natural and possessed by everyone. The axe-wound is an utterly unnatural hole in his body. I find I'd have a difficult time forgetting ever touching it.

 

[BScCollateral]

I saw Neck eating leaves off a birch tree top

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

 

[retard strength]

Don't worry, it's more cult nonsense.

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Bryan gets to be a passive member to his kids lives, though!

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I saw Bryan Loeper drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics and his hair was....

...like not the worst troon hair I have ever seen but I am setting the bar kinda low here.

I saw Bryan Loeper at a grocery store in Westcliffe yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[one_time_user]

I saw Bryan Loeper at a grocery store in Westcliffe yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I can't tell if this is true or not! Spot on!

 

[Brain Problems]

I saw Bryan Loeper drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics and his hair was....

...like not the worst troon hair I have ever seen but I am setting the bar kinda low here.

If you hear him subtweeting around your feed
You better not QRT
Little old TERF got dogpiled late last night
Trannies of Colorado again

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Lol @ this fag who can't be assed to care for his own spawn telling other people to do better. What a strange level cognitive dissonance- "Hmmm can't leave the state because I refuse to get a real job and pay my ex what she and the kids are owe- OH FUCK DID SOMEONE JUST GET MISGENDERED ON TWITTER?!!! NUH-FUCKING-UH GIRLFRIENZ!!"

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevin and Wedge updates, since I think we’ve discussed Neck enough. I’m excluding some of Kevin’s gamer tweets, though.

He gets ma’ame’d even in the Republican areas of Colorado, guess Earl isn’t working hard enough. [A]

After a year, he decided to finally open one of his toys. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

Love the propped up keyboard as a backdrop

Netflix shit [A], [A], [A]



Wedge ended up gluing the pieces of the fruits of his labor. [A]

Much like Kevin, he also wants to be pinned against a wall and fucked. [A]

Roman Polanski [A]

He graced everyone’s timeline with a bathtub nude.

Spoiler: Alyssa vibes

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He mentions his government benefits in the replies [A]

Transphobia [A]
Cops [A]

More Islamic shit that we didn’t need to know [A]

Edit: I don’t know why it added them all as attachments at the end

 

[Easy Peasy]

Terf king dave Chapelle

You're still not getting a thread wedge. Cope and seethe.

 

[Constellationzero]

How many fucking TROONZFORMERS is Keving gonna buy??

It's like Scientology--every 6 months they just slap a slightly different book sleeve on one of L. Ron's abortions and force the whole group to buy, buy, buy, buy, and re-buy.

Just like Troonzformers: The Battleship Earth of shitty boy toys.