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There is a theory that states the crazier the women the better the sex, but the greater the risks. I tend to subscribe to this theory. However, I will say:

Bonnie must be having amazing sex, but he's playing with a thermonuclear warhead and I don't think the risks are worth it. Actually, she's so crazy I think this is a full wrap around to just "meh" sex. So it's definitely not worth it.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
There is a theory that states the crazier the women the better the sex, but the greater the risks. I tend to subscribe to this theory. However, I will say:

Bonnie must be having amazing sex, but he's playing with a thermonuclear warhead and I don't think the risks are worth it. Actually, she's so crazy I think this is a full wrap around to just "meh" sex. So it's definitely not worth it.
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I imagine that she could be having those crazy sex which ends with murder, like she could be stabbing him multiple times during the sex then jump off of him and call police and 911 claiming she was being raped and fearing for her life she stabbed him multiple times during the sex.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
I imagine that she could be having those crazy sex which ends with murder, like she could be stabbing him multiple times during the sex then jump off of him and call police and 911 claiming she was being raped and fearing for her life she stabbed him multiple times during the sex.
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Oh yeah, definitely. As soon as Bonnie wills his share of the Tranch to her, she's killing him mid fuck.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
There is a theory that states the crazier the women the better the sex, but the greater the risks. I tend to subscribe to this theory. However, I will say:

Bonnie must be having amazing sex, but he's playing with a thermonuclear warhead and I don't think the risks are worth it. Actually, she's so crazy I think this is a full wrap around to just "meh" sex. So it's definitely not worth it.
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And Alyssa says the sex is just cuddling lately. Baffling, baffling.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
There is a theory that states the crazier the women the better the sex, but the greater the risks. I tend to subscribe to this theory. However, I will say:

Bonnie must be having amazing sex, but he's playing with a thermonuclear warhead and I don't think the risks are worth it. Actually, she's so crazy I think this is a full wrap around to just "meh" sex. So it's definitely not worth it.
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The element of extreme and present danger is an aphrodisiac in itself.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
Actually, she's so crazy I think this is a full wrap around to just "meh" sex. So it's definitely not worth it.
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When they talk about crazy chicks being sex freaks, I think it's meant to be more like 'down for anything and less 'sounds like I'm fucking a parrot' freaky.

Can you imagine if she dirty talks him in that voice. Imagine her telling Bonnie she's gonna suck his girlcock... in that voice.
RAWWWWWK. POLLY WANNA GIRLCOCK. RAWWWWWWK. WHO'S A PRETTYGIRL. CUMMIES. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK.
 
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The element of extreme and present danger is an aphrodisiac in itself.
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“Ska-skwa! You should burrrrrn them all, Bonnie. Wait until they’re asleep! Pretty bird.” *grins insanely even though birds don’t have teeth or lips* “Frida Khalo would have done it. Craaaaak!“
Kindness is a fucking party, and I hope she never changes a single feather of her crazy plumage.
 
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In regards to the speculation as to the quality of Alyssa’s crazy pussy: I wonder if fucking with her hormones could lead to atrophic vaginitis? Usually it’s a menopausal thing, wherein a drop in estrogen leads to vaginal atrophy. Basically the skin becomes thinner and less lubricated, making intercourse painful and also potentially leading to frequent urination, burning, and itching.

I don’t know if introducing additional testosterone to a female would result in LESS estrogen. The normal expected ratio of testosterone:estrogen would be skewed, at the very least.

Tldr; crazy tumblrtran pussy might actually be very low tier pussy
 
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I wonder how Paul is handling her mental illness. Without a doubt her behavior has rapidly changed ever since he decided he wanted some of that crazy lady pussy. Honestly the only thing I can really compare Kindness's behavior to is the hysteria the chi-coms experienced during the height of the Cultural Revolution when they were literally worshipping mangoes.
 
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