🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Puck]

More Kay May cooking.

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I cant tell what's more pathetic, the horses cooking or the pigs strategic placement of items to make it seem like he's not a broke wigger

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I cant tell what's more pathetic, the horses cooking or the pigs strategic placement of items to make it seem like he's not a broke wigger

I'm going to go with the item placement. While pantsu's cooking isn't great it's also not the worst ever and she's not larping as a 5 star chef; her cooking is passable for the knocked up girlfriend of a dumb wigger, which is what she is. Ralph is trying to project himself as successful and on the rise, which he's not. Also apple products are fucking cringe so I have to subtract points there from him.

 

[Fannyscum]

lol get fucked Fai Fai:

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Of course Ralph is so completely pig stupid that he inadvertently uses a meme from a Disney movie to make his point.

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[MediocreMilt]

lol get fucked Fai Fai:
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Of course Ralph is so completely pig stupid that he inadvertently uses a meme from a Disney movie to make his point.

Yes, clearly the reason the teenage girl had unrealistic views on love and relationships was Disney.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Yes, clearly the reason the teenage girl had unrealistic views on love and relationships was Disney.

Unrealistic in that she expected it would be her and the gunt and it would not involve a horse-faced pedo tranny that wanted to take over duties for raising her baby in a poly setting.

Completely unrealistic.

 

[Instapot]

Yes, clearly the reason the teenage girl had unrealistic views on love and relationships was Disney.

Pedophiles using popular childrens programs to lure in victims. Color me surprised. What a self own by Ralph.

 

[Frog Ken]

lol get fucked Fai Fai:
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Of course Ralph is so completely pig stupid that he inadvertently uses a meme from a Disney movie to make his point.

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That last one... He is calling himself a degenerate and Faith, the mother of his son, a slut.
Another huge W for Ralph, how can the rest of humanity compete?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

His twitter feed is all betting spergery today, boring as shit. I take it he's travelling with Michael Sisco for Congress? They're spending their time at a bookie:
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Ralph looks like he's in his 60s here, holy shit.

Virginia shutting down convenience store poker machines has really spiked his gambling addiction. He’s going to be dead broke by the time Va finally opens up some casinos closer to him.

Wonder if he’s managed to lose Pantsu’s entire paycheck on a game yet.

He’s such a fucking mess. As if drugs, tobacco and booze weren’t enough he needed to add gambling to the trash pile. I wonder if he’s rapidly declining income made him decide gambling was a good option? This seems to be the reasoning used by incredibly stupid ppl like Ralph.

One thing is for sure. Any money he managed to save from his salad days living with mom is gone. Pantsu will show up to labor and delivery in her Subway uniform.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Virginia shutting down convenience store poker machines has really spiked his gambling addiction.

In this video from early 2020 he's really pissed off about online poker getting banned LMAO

The vice runs deep

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Is it more of a Euro thing to not really eat anything without sauce, especially if it's a dish with potatoes?

No. If anything most of European cuisine is an arms race on who can make thicker, tastier sauces.

 

[GL09]

Imagine boasting about that, no shame. She is pregnant, taken over the role of his mother and the only one who is holding down a proper job. All while Ralph shits himself and screams about it on the internet.

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At least some people got the baby proof they wanted.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Imagine boasting about that, no shame. She is pregnant, taken over the role of his mother and the only one who is holding down a proper job. All while Ralph shits himself and screams about it on the internet.
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At least some people got the baby proof they wanted.

Well it's definitely Ralphs baby, if you zoom right in you can see the fetus has its own little Gunt starting.
I didn't even know that was possible.
The Ralphamale delivers another 1st for science, I guess, along with that fucking SCP looking Flesh Apron he carries about.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Imagine boasting about that, no shame. She is pregnant, taken over the role of his mother and the only one who is holding down a proper job. All while Ralph shits himself and screams about it on the internet.
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At least some people got the baby proof they wanted.

One chance at life. Born to two pedophiles who will molest it the second it takes its first breath. What did this person do to deserve being born a Ralph?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine boasting about that, no shame. She is pregnant, taken over the role of his mother and the only one who is holding down a proper job. All while Ralph shits himself and screams about it on the internet.
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At least some people got the baby proof they wanted.

Well it's definitely Ralphs baby, if you zoom right in you can see the fetus has its own little Gunt starting.
I didn't even know that was possible.
The Ralphamale delivers another 1st for science, I guess, along with that fucking SCP looking Flesh Apron he carries about.

You can also tell that it's Pantsu's by the hoof next to the gunt.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Imagine boasting about that, no shame. She is pregnant, taken over the role of his mother and the only one who is holding down a proper job. All while Ralph shits himself and screams about it on the internet.
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At least some people got the baby proof they wanted.

Thank you for dancing for my amusement, you fat fuck.

Since they're both constantly reading the thread if you could post the latest ultrasounds, that'd be great. Gotta prove you still are capable of a basic biological function almost every single living human is capable of!

I love how they think they deserve headpats for this. I wish no ill will on this child but goddamn is it going to make their lives hell. Can you imagine a crying baby interrupting him during his "job"? You think he'd just call Pedosu to come deal with "the fucking thing"?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Thank you for dancing for my amusement, you fat fuck.

I remember thinking this when Faith got pregnant last year. Ralph has ZERO idea what dealing with a newborn baby is like.
Aside from how much work it actually is (I doubt Ralph will lift a finger and May has so low self esteem that she will do everything to please Ralph), Ralph's """works""" out of his crackshack, a newborn is not going to give a shit about his show schedule, it will cry whenever it wants.
Maybe the crying will be heard on stream but Ralph will for sure hear it, with his low tolerance for frustration (like a child), will he be angry at the baby? Will he end up screaming and shouting for it to shut up? Will he blame May for it? Will this all end up in some horrible assault situation?

Who knows, but one thing is for sure. It's a horrible idea for a newborn baby to live in the same house as this alcoholic, drug addicted cow with anger management issues and a history of assaulting people when he is frustrated.

 

[AltisticRight]

lol get fucked Fai Fai:
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Of course Ralph is so completely pig stupid that he inadvertently uses a meme from a Disney movie to make his point.

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So what's a realistic view on relationships, from a FUCKING TEENAGER??
- Creation of bestiality porn
- Getting the porn posted online
- Being in a three-way, where all of them are supposedly Christians
- Bastard spawns

This tweet is going to bite the paedophile horse's ass when the baby is born and its supposedly father doesn't give a shit.
Between a "teenager" growing up on anime versus fucking Disney, I'll go with neither of the two, and NOT a fucking teenager, especially if I were half-way to the gravestone or 95% buried like the gunt.

 

[NPC304348]

I remember thinking this when Faith got pregnant last year. Ralph has ZERO idea what dealing with a newborn baby is like.
Aside from how much work it actually is (I doubt Ralph will lift a finger and May has so low self esteem that she will do everything to please Ralph), Ralph's """works""" out of his crackshack, a newborn is not going to give a shit about his show schedule, it will cry whenever it wants.
Maybe the crying will be heard on stream but Ralph will for sure hear it, with his low tolerance for frustration (like a child), will he be angry at the baby? Will he end up screaming and shouting for it to shut up? Will he blame May for it? Will this all end up in some horrible assault situation?

Who knows, but one thing is for sure. It's a horrible idea for a newborn baby to live in the same house as this alcoholic, drug addicted cow with anger management issues and a history of assaulting people when he is frustrated.

100%. Ultimately May will do the same thing as Faith. Run to her parents for help. Ralph isn’t built for raising a child. He’ll use his show as an excuse to just live with his actions. Ralph takes zero responsibility for anything in his life including the kid he already has. We poke fun at him but honestly he needs his teeth kicked in for being such an absolute piece of dogshit. If Ralph were a man he would face the reality of the situation he’s created and start learning a trade so that one day he could provide for his children. No decent human would respond to having a kid by picking up a gambling addiction. May will be departing the crack shack I give it 3 months tops

 

[MediocreMilt]

I remember thinking this when Faith got pregnant last year. Ralph has ZERO idea what dealing with a newborn baby is like.
Aside from how much work it actually is (I doubt Ralph will lift a finger and May has so low self esteem that she will do everything to please Ralph), Ralph's """works""" out of his crackshack, a newborn is not going to give a shit about his show schedule, it will cry whenever it wants.
Maybe the crying will be heard on stream but Ralph will for sure hear it, with his low tolerance for frustration (like a child), will he be angry at the baby? Will he end up screaming and shouting for it to shut up? Will he blame May for it? Will this all end up in some horrible assault situation?

Who knows, but one thing is for sure. It's a horrible idea for a newborn baby to live in the same house as this alcoholic, drug addicted cow with anger management issues and a history of assaulting people when he is frustrated.

And Ralph will routinely wake the baby with his unhinged angry rants, which will be one of the worst things a small child can be exposed to in its early life (Daddy is mad over nothing).

 

[Captain Chromosome]

What did this person do to deserve being born a Ralph?

Probably a foot fetishist in their previous life.