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The only people on this list I don't cringe at making a bunch of money is Ironmouse because she could die at any time so her getting to live a somewhat comfortable life despite being bedridden is not a horrible sin against humanity.
Yeah it's not like any twitch streamer has ever been known to lie about health conditions for pity donations. But yeah just believe it because she says so.

You fucking idiot.
 
What's happening is the jenga of shit tech is one pulled block away from crashing down. It's stacked way too high and no one is able to properly secure all of it or even keep it stable anymore.
Hypothesis time:
1. Due to the language in the posting, this was done by a tranny who was upset about the lack of FURRY GAY BABY DIAPER QUEER AUTISM COMMUNISM tags or whatever.
2. Amazon knows this and will be the final bullet to trannys in tech.
3. Deer tranny and other people will slowly vanish as corporates suddenly decide to finally stop the nonstop drama bombs from these guys.

The impact of diversity hires has really been starting to show recently. :story:

Jeff must be writing on a piece of paper "No more transexual breadtube people."
 
I will say Cr1tikal is a pretty genuine person, the odds of him being a secret asshole are incredibly low
Isn't he the guy that use to say his ad revenue was going to charity, he probably changed his tune on that and I wouldn't blame him, but I won't forget him filming his hand dropping an envelope into a mailbox labeled "ad revenue"
 
That's the one! I remember her being ugly, but not that ugly. Always wondered if her illness was physiological or just psychological.

She'd just sit there with a game on pause and rarely play it, yet she'd still have her Subscribe button active and would play an ad every couple of minutes and accept simp bucks for her obese tits awkwardly center of frame and her double chin.

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Other online names were Meg9955 and Themorina1. Her Twitter is still pretty active, with the last post 3 hours ago.

What a shitshow.
Her face is very unfortunate from this angle. She should be thanking God everyday that he decided to bless her with such an unwieldy pair of spinebreakers.
 
I will say Cr1tikal is a pretty genuine person, the odds of him being a secret asshole are incredibly low
The point was you can't say, his job is to be this in order to make that kind of money. Even if he's a decent guy he's still an actor, and despite what assumptions you have or what kool aid grift you've chugged down he bragged about getting people to donate for a surgery when he could have single handedly saved the animal behind the scenes silently. But having manipulated others to pay then bragging about it, no matter how nice you are, is a pretty shit thing especially in the face of how much money he makes now.
 
On Twitch we strive to provide you with the diversity you absolutely deserve! That's why we staff our team with as many talentless minorities while disregarding more suitable candidates because they weren't diverse enough to meet our quota and show we are a company that truly cares about virtue signaling.

Take Deerfaggotfuta for example! This is ZEIR first job as a security engineer but since we needed to have that high-ranking and high-responsibility position be filled by a diverse member to flex our moral superiority, we gave ZEM the job! After all, ZEY went to the most liberal college and minored in social studies. The safety and security of our customers' information is in great diverse hands.

This incident was just a "oopsie" and it happens! We're sorry teehee!
 
some commentary from /g/. there are a bunch of lists of naughty words you can't say and the effect is very funny.
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Isn't he the guy that use to say his ad revenue was going to charity, he probably changed his tune on that and I wouldn't blame him, but I won't forget him filming his hand dropping an envelope into a mailbox labeled "ad revenue"
He used to but he either wised up about how charities nowadays essentially launder money and the people at the top take an overwhelming share of what's donated or he just decided to say fuck it and keep the money. I know he actually talked about why he stopped donating to charity and that was the reason given.

And he might be telling the truth because charities love to steal what's given to them and leave barely anything for who they're supposedly helping.
 
It's legitimately sickening to see how much money some of these unlikable fuckpigs make.
Man its just disheartening. I worked hard from the moment i finished education Twitch didn't even exist for another 6 years after that and i couldn't even get in because internet was terrible here. But while were all grinding each day trying to get ahead Twitch just comes along and a bunch of people with 0 fucking skills like XQC get to become millionaires for nothing. I fucking feel like the the delivery guy in the money for nothing video.
 

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Agreed. Except for penguinz0/moistcr1tikal; he's just a Floridian greaseball, but at least he's funny. And like none of the others does he posess anything close redeemable qualities. I do find it amusing that he's also in the top-10.

I just wonder how much Flambass has been making.
Edit: he's #1034, for $178,759.56..... and here I was feeling bad for missing the boat on everything else; now this? Fuck me, just end already, 2021.
 
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Two is coincidence; three is a problem. If another major platform is affected in a short time span, there will be little doubt that these attacks aren't merely coincidental. Then the question would be who is performing these attacks and for what reasons. If they're all going to be major websites (here's hoping Twitter is next!) I'm betting it's a group of people with a vendetta for obvious reasons.
 
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