Twitch has been compromised

[Rustled Jimmies]

First Facebook and Instagram a few days ago, now Twitch is getting databases worth of info dumped. You think giant tech would have better protections and redundancies in place for something like that.

Even if they did it's not in your best interest, it's in theirs, after all this is their precious data to sell, having it leak for free is no good, Jeffy needs a bigger boat.

 

[Niggernerd]

E-sluts with 25 viewers be like
OMG MY CAREER IS OVER!

 

[Megatardingo]

You really think any of the names not listed are making significant money of those compared to what was listed? Also I thought that the "payout" was the donation money not including anything else.

There's the site-made money (subscriptions and bits) and then I think most set up a side-biz with paypal donations (when you see the text to speech stuff and whatnot) which isn't touched by twitch at all. Don't quote me on it but I would heavily think that most of their money would come from those donations that skip the subscription fee.

 

[Reona Nyubara]

And only faggots in denial feel the need to point that out.

I never said I liked him, just that he's funny; I can laugh at someone without feeling the need to blow them.

His Top 10 position is amusing because he's such a greaseball, and yet people still think he's genuine.

>in denial

 

[A Logging Company]

Is Mercury in Retrograde?:

NO. Something else must be bumming you out ... Mercury turns retrograde at 4:47 AM Pacific (North America) on May 10, 2022 Learn More About Mercury Turning Retrograde Photo Credit: NASA - https://www.nasa.gov/feature/the-incredible-shrinking-mercury-is-active-after-all Psst .. for you grammar...

www.ismercuryinretrograde.com

YES.

That may account for the weirdness...

Mercury turns direct on Monday, October 18, 2021 at 8:17 AM PT (North America)

Imagine having IT people who don't factor in Mercury retrogrades lol

 

[datura_binge]

Facebook/IG weren't from being compromised, they were from some dipshit saving a bad configuration change, lol

cracks me up that shit like that happens on these scales. I still remember when Hawaii did that push notification about incoming ballistic missiles because some guy accidentally pushed the wrong button. Hilarious that "the wrong button" can cause so much damage.

 

[LastTrainHome]

I think it's more when nonstop streamers be like "Man, I'm so sick of rich people and capitalism ruining the planet. " Not saying every streamer is like that, but it definitely feels a bit odd that the most social justice'y~ peeps (Take all the danger hair faggots on Critical Roll for example) are making enough money to buy a few small countries in Africa from their AMAZON INC bucks alone.

It's the same thing with YouTube and Onlyfans and shit. I know every nigga has to hustle and shit, but imagine telling peeps to vote blue and shit because of the poor but then having enough money from your corporate masters to live off Dom Pérignon and lobster in your mansion daily.

woke culture gave rise to an entire industry of grifters that sow new seeds of hatred. it's a very lucrative gig. however, social justice and identity politics are both symptoms and diseases. these are utterly destructive ways to look at the world, but they're also filling the void that formed around the 50s to the 70s when drugs were suddenly seen as cool and neat and the backbone of western culture was snapped. monstrous human beings called the 'beatniks' appeared and advocated drug abuse and debauchery. theirs was an inhumane movement that caused shocking amounts of damage; they were egomaniacal, fatally-damaged predators incapable of love fueled by a kind of sadism to impress the mexican cartels. they hated conservatives, but they were far more conformist than the conservatives they hated; they were always high, and they went around the united states dosing unsuspecting folks with LSD while the youth became widely un-regimented. families were broken, children grew up hating their parents, and today if you ask a millennial or a (z)oomer what they're going to do there's a big chance they'll say we need to fight bigotry and "eat the rich".

nevermind that it's the rich who, at least in the united states, are the only reason we have the kind of social benefits they're likely mooching off of.

look across human history and you'll find a recurring pattern of a large portion of humanity being wiped out by some kind of calamity. bubonic plague. spanish flu. two world wars. you get the idea, there's a lot of bad shit that happened and it was all MUCH worse than what's happened in the last 15 years. the point is: every single generation had some sort of new frontier to conquer, which was obviously dangerous and cost lives, or a recent pile of corpses to feast on to create prosperity. millennials and zoomers have had no such event to build off of, so they've used projection to create enemies out of thin air to fight so they can give themselves a sense of significance, rather than find ways to be even more productive than their forefathers.

what we're seeing in TYOOL 2021 is simply the continuation of leftism as it began over 70 years ago. these people and the institutions backing them hammer home the idea that western culture is "systemically racist" but the systemic problem is less racism and more people not giving a shit about themselves, their lives, and their relationships. the sicker people get, the more generic they become. give anyone wealth and we'll quickly see what bad habits rule them.

it sounds bad, but they're all just delusional. they genuinely believe they have a moral high ground. they unironically believe they are the "right side of history". people like Zuckerberg aren't smart people. they have severe mental problems. don't believe me? just look up that video that leaked from Google after Trump won the 2016 election. they were all crying about it. Jack Dorsey, Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Michael Bloomberg, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffet, are all rabidly leftist social engineers who believe themselves masters of the universe.

they do not have super powers. they're just stupid.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

inb4 this data will be used to selectively target certain wrong thinkers on the platform for tax evasion

 

[Slav Power]

Changed my Twitch password just to be sure, I haven't used that account for years anyway and the password I used is already present in a few other leaks so I'm not bothered by that.

But I saw something incredibly hilarious why changing it. Didn't screencapped it though.

Basically you needed to confirm the change by pressing a button labeled "Save". The thing is I'm using Twitch in Polish because that's what it set it to and the button was translated to "Oszczędzaj". Which is indeed the correct translation of "Save", but in the wrong context. "Oszczędzaj" means "save" in context like "save money" or "save resources", while what it should say is "Zapisz", which is used in computer context such as "Save to disk" or "Save settings". Fuckers didn't even bother to hire a proper translator and just machine translated their shit.

 

[Piss Cell]

Even the dates were spot on, what a visionary he is.
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even has "equal opportunity employer". starting to think mr larson had a crystal ball or some shit lmao

 

[Info Player Start]

You know, the money the Twitch thots make each month is eye opening for sure, but now I'm kinda interested what kinda info we now have on the paypigs

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

To play Devil's Advocate, at least sports players have an actual risk of physical injury to their job.

What are you talking about? Carpal tunnel and blood clots are just as serious. Streamers should be paid as much as professional athletes AT LEAST.

Joking aside, the best part of this is that nobody has denied it yet so if anyone does we know they're bullshitting and trying to save face.

 

[Reona Nyubara]

Hasan is awake with the most predictable reaction.

Spoiler: hasan tweets

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[Megatardingo]

Hasan is awake with the most predictable reaction.

Spoiler: hasan tweets

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The best thing about hasan is his defence force "I don't get it why are people angry" "lol he said he has 50k subs why r maldin" "how do you know how much he makes are you a capitalist?"

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

What the hell is this about a Steam competitor? Are they going to require that games you stream on Twitch be launched through that?

It's going to fail because nobody wants to lose thousands of dollars worth of games for saying wrong think on twitch. Also, twitch finally has reaped the whirlwind. That site for the longest time has had the shittiest policies of any of the large sites other than twitter, twitch is plagued with incompetence and extreme bias in their moderation of the site.

No no names on twitch:

Is that really how they fucking code? What the fuck is this shit? I may be code illiterate but I still know that's not how someone should code.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Also for fun some of the Twitch streamers payouts for last month

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Joel got $7,666 lol

 

[I'm Retarded?]

And of the top streamers how many do you suppose are competently managing their money? Take solace in the knowledge that many if not most of these high-rollers will wind up just like DSP before its over. They'll wake up one day in their late 30's broke, totally unemployable and with zero marketable skills.

this is the most inspiring thing I've heard in a while

 

[Oscilloscope In my pussy]

Mother fuck. You do one off thing streaming the creation of artistic shitposts and now your data is compromised.

This must be god's way of punishing zoomers for being the most abominable offspring. Perhaps not entirely unwarranted.

 

[datura_binge]

What are you talking about? Carpal tunnel and blood clots are just as serious. Streamers should be paid as much as professional athletes AT LEAST.

Joking aside, the best part of this is that nobody has denied it yet so if anyone does we know they're bullshitting and trying to save face.

The "denial" will be how "stressful" all of this is to "mental health" and lead to them making even more money by playing the woe is me card. Meanwhile after they play that card, simps will immediately start white knighting all of them. Fucking hate this stupid world.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Is Mercury in Retrograde?:

NO. Something else must be bumming you out ... Mercury turns retrograde at 4:47 AM Pacific (North America) on May 10, 2022 Learn More About Mercury Turning Retrograde Photo Credit: NASA - https://www.nasa.gov/feature/the-incredible-shrinking-mercury-is-active-after-all Psst .. for you grammar...

www.ismercuryinretrograde.com

Imagine having IT people who don't factor in Mercury retrogrades lol

@Mariposa Electrique these dates line up pretty close to you CWC prediction. Given that prediction, these major big tech hacks, other crazy world events, and La Palma lava vents “merging” (cursed word), what is Mercury got against us right now?

(I might just be going insane and need to sit down for a bit)