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What happens when nazi furs make an RTS game? I don't know but maybe we'll find out next year.
 
Every time I see rats this comes to mind.
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Weird fetishy thing at the end, notwithstanding this is just a rather generic WW2 RTS with a rat-gimmick and it doesn't exactly look like it's going to be Age of Empire 2 in terms of strategic depth... but damn that FPS mode looks fucking baller.

Dungeon Siege (I think) and some other early 3D RTS games offered something like this and I absolutely loved it. Easily an underused feature in RTS games.
 
Every time I see rats this comes to mind.
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Oh dont be so childish.

Its Ratten Reich, not Ratten Ranch

18 naked ratboys in the showers at Rat Ranch!
Tiny, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked ratboys wanting to be fucked!
Ratboys in the showers at Rat Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck ratboy cocks!
Rat Ranch really rocks!

Hot, hard, buff ratboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild ratboys out in the yard!
Tiny, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Rat Ranch!

Tiny, hard, throbbing cocks ramming ratboy butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!
Tiny, hard, throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Ratboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Rat Ranch ... it ROCKS!
Ratboys love tiny hard throbbing cocks!
 
We did it better ages ago without the smut angle.


HEIL IRONTUSK! We must secure the existence of the pork race and a future for piglets!

The allies are french rabbits. Rabbit is the local equivalent of chicken, hence French.

That said I will be dissapointed if jews aren't lizards and niggers the roaches, yes yes manthing.
 
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Weird fetishy thing at the end, notwithstanding this is just a rather generic WW2 RTS with a rat-gimmick and it doesn't exactly look like it's going to be Age of Empire 2 in terms of strategic depth... but damn that FPS mode looks fucking baller.

Dungeon Siege (I think) and some other early 3D RTS games offered something like this and I absolutely loved it. Easily an underused feature in RTS games.
Age of Empires 2 had all the strategic depth of a puddle, most of it boiled down to a rock-paper-scissors type thing.
 
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They don't really give you a got shot of the character's faces till the end but is this not the goofiest looking thing in the world? Plain and simple rat heads are not meant to be mounted upright on top of the spine, it just looks ridiculous like they swapped out the head on a preexisting model and called it a day.
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I don't get it, I really don't. Is this really all just an attempt to capitalize on the furry market? I can't imagine it being that much of a sales boost. Honestly if you're going to do this sort of thing you should commit to it; have them be actual freaky rat people that skitter about on all fours, and swarm up walls and over barricades. This though? You could totally remove the rat element and the game would be largely unchanged, it's a weird choice that feels like they just needed a gimmick to set their special wwII game apart from the millions of others.

That rts/fps hybrid idea certainly is interesting though, even if the trailer doesn't give it a very good showing. I'd love to see an asymmetric multiplayer mode with one player versus many players, the former team playing as an rts; commanding a platoon, and the latter team playing as an fps; controlling individual soldiers.
 
They don't really give you a got shot of the character's faces till the end but is this not the goofiest looking thing in the world? Plain and simple rat heads are not meant to be mounted upright on top of the spine, it just looks ridiculous like they swapped out the head on a preexisting model and called it a day.
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I don't get it, I really don't. Is this really all just an attempt to capitalize on the furry market? I can't imagine it being that much of a sales boost. Honestly if you're going to do this sort of thing you should commit to it; have them be actual freaky rat people that skitter about on all fours, and swarm up walls and over barricades. This though? You could totally remove the rat element and the game would be largely unchanged, it's a weird choice that feels like they just needed a gimmick to set their special wwII game apart from the millions of others.

That rts/fps hybrid idea certainly is interesting though, even if the trailer doesn't give it a very good showing. I'd love to see an asymmetric multiplayer mode with one player versus many players, the former team playing as an rts; commanding a platoon, and the latter team playing as an fps; controlling individual soldiers.
Technically the game is a mishmash of WW1/2 and I think steampunk. Third, for a statement of "million of WW2 games", the market for RTS WW2 games is kinda small, you have the Sudden Strike series, Blitzkrieg series, Men of War series, and Company of Heroes. Not exactly a huge market, while WW1 RTS games..ooo...I can name only 3 at best. Combined with each of these mentioned games worked on their own gimmicks.
 
You could totally remove the rat element and the game would be largely unchanged, it's a weird choice that feels like they just needed a gimmick to set their special wwII game apart from the millions of others.
Its a niche genre now breh this ain't the late 90s early 2000s anymore. And even then The Tired Cat (sorry cannot tag on the site right now its being a bitch) is right, this looks to be more mish mash.
That rts/fps hybrid idea certainly is interesting though, even if the trailer doesn't give it a very good showing. I'd love to see an asymmetric multiplayer mode with one player versus many players, the former team playing as an rts; commanding a platoon, and the latter team playing as an fps; controlling individual soldiers.

FPS/RTS hybrids have been done before, typically they end up jank as fuck and mediocre tier.
 
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