Twitch has been compromised

[tehpope]

Joel got $7,666 lol

Fecal Funny makes more money per month than I do in a few months.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Stop it; I can only get so hard!

 

[Megatardingo]

Fecal Funny makes more money per month than I do in a few months.

He got his money's worth off the domain, don't hate him for smart investments.

 

[Reona Nyubara]

The best thing about hasan is his defence force "I don't get it why are people angry" "lol he said he has 50k subs why r maldin" "how do you know how much he makes are you a capitalist?"

Every time people remember how much money he has, his fans start moving goalposts. He's rich but not that rich, it's the normal cost of living for LA, he's not the 1% and he doesn't exploit people, he lives with his family, etc. Even when those statements are true, it's a different tune than what they were singing before.

 

[A Logging Company]

That Dave Cullen guy thinks some secret shadow cabal is taking down all these sites and its the end time because of these outages
as long as payment processors, google.com and crypto networks are up the internet is still operational
4 social media sites having server blowup isn't call for the end times

This could be a "testing the waters" scenario, or just getting the concept implanted in people's minds before going big. The idea of a "cyber pandemic" was going to be hackers holding major power grids hostage, not what amounts to some DBs on how much pretend anime girls make in ad revenue.

But honestly I think its just incompetence and this Mercury retrograde. There is the possibility that this and the FB outage is a coordinated attack from progressive wagies who have drank to much of their own kool-aid, and are now biting the hand that feeds.

If it does turn out to be danger hairs and their simps in the tech industry doing this, I want it this incident to be Soytober Suprise. Oh god, what if they do a big one on Nov 5th with the whole "Remember Remember the 5th of November" thing from V for Vendetta. I'm not sure if I'd die from cringe or from laughing to hard.

 

[JOHN SHRIMP DOE]

Every time people remember how much money he has, his fans start moving goalposts. He's rich but not that rich, it's the normal cost of living for LA, he's not the 1% and he doesn't exploit people, he lives with his family, etc. Even when those statements are true, it's a different tune than what they were singing before.

At this point Hasan should just embrace the label and pop a bottle of bubbly every stream.

 

[Claire 2.0]

im willing to bet a twitch employee got phished or the encryption key for this data was just "1234" because holy shit

 

[Cow Poly]

>Facebook
>Twitch
mmmmmmmmbased

 

[DankSmoker]

Always refreshing waking up to good news.

 

[tehpope]

This could be a "testing the waters" scenario, or just getting the concept implanted in people's minds before going big. The idea of a "cyber pandemic" was going to be hackers holding major power grids hostage, not what amounts to some DBs on how much pretend anime girls make in ad revenue.

But honestly I think its just incompetence and this Mercury retrograde. There is the possibility that this and the FB outage is a coordinated attack from progressive wagies who have drank to much of their own kool-aid, and are now biting the hand that feeds.

If it does turn out to be danger hairs and their simps in the tech industry doing this, I want it this incident to be Soytober Suprise. Oh god, what if they do a big one on Nov 5th with the whole "Remember Remember the 5th of November" thing from V for Vendetta. I'm not sure if I'd die from cringe or from laughing to hard.

This is what happens when you hire pajets for bottom dollar to run your security. Or just hire people who don't know their head from their ass in security. And just hire on diversity. Hopefully.

 

[Megatardingo]

At this point Hasan should just embrace the label and pop a bottle of bubbly every stream.

You think he'd lose his defence force if he went full "let the grift begin"? Or they're so stockholmed that they'll keep paypigging even if he wipes his ass with karl marx's manifesto?

"Haha what a joker, he's just mocking the capitalists" *shits on the soviet flag* "ahahaha that's totally what a drumpfer would do!"

 

[Art Kassul]

Hasan is awake with the most predictable reaction.

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"malding"
How are these lamers popular??

Every time people remember how much money he has, his fans start moving goalposts. He's rich but not that rich, it's the normal cost of living for LA, he's not the 1% and he doesn't exploit people, he lives with his family, etc. Even when those statements are true, it's a different tune than what they were singing before.

 

[Mr. Bung]

The hammer has been coming down hard on clown world since the Afghanistan disaster. Biden has been tanking and now giant tech sites are being compromised.

Maybe things actually will get better soon?

 

[JOHN SHRIMP DOE]

You think he'd lose his defence force if he went full "let the grift begin"? Or they're so stockholmed that they'll keep paypigging even if he wipes his ass with karl marx's manifesto?

"Haha what a joker, he's just mocking the capitalists" *shits on the soviet flag* "ahahaha that's totally what a drumpfer would do!"

They are 100% stockholmed and would fucking love it. The only "outrage" would be a two hour long twitter trend of people acting like they are dunking on him when all it's doing is advertising his farce.

 

[Neil]

Hasan is awake with the most predictable reaction.

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Hasan and his fans are the reason why i can't fucking stand internet zoomer leftists or breadfags despite being a libtard myself.

They're the most facetious bunch of cunts around trying to pretend that Hasan isn't that rich. Hasan takes their money while preaching about how evil billionaires like Jeff Bezos are and how it's morally okay to steal from grocery stores, meanwhile for some reason his 3 million dollar mansion is exempt from those ideas.

When Hasan and his fans say "tax the rich", they mean anyone with a dollar more than Hasan himself. Hasan is also attractive by 15 year olds' standards on Twitch, so that's an extra layer of protection for this hypebeast rich faggot.

It's crazy how easy it is for a person like Hasan to build such a cult of personality. These people fight tooth and nail to defend his right to be as bougie as possible while LARPing as someone who understands the struggles of a middle class person. Somehow, to these people, it's okay for Hasan to indulge in hypebeast culture, one of the defining symbols of 2010s-2020s capitalism where people wear as many brand names as possible and show how much wealth they have by wearing expensive chains, rings, etc and live in luxury while still calling himself a socialist.

He does nothing to help the little guy except spout nice-sounding catchy socialist words on stream to thousands of teenagers and college students who already agree with him, saying whatever they want to hear from him to keep those donos coming in as if that isn't grifting.

 

[WULULULULU]

months back, Charlie was making a big deal about how he got his fans to donate a collectively large sum to someone whose pet dog who needed expensive surgery, but the grand total was a drop in the bucket for even one month of pay outside of his now-revealed twitch earnings. i can't help but regard him much more harshly than before, and i never had a very high opinion of him either. people like him are all the same kind of anodyne, inauthentic grifters. they feel good about getting others to do things but never act themselves. he's had incredible wealth for who knows how long and what has he actually done with it? besides hosting a few surprise giveaways to small streamers on twitch who'll never actually amount to anything. not because they necessarily lack talent or gumption, but because these platforms are designed to make most of their users fail and keep them in the pits.

the bible has a passage about being wary of those who pray in public. i can't see crit1kal's flaunting of his own wealth as anything but a way to get others to look at him and go, "aw, look how generous he is!" when he's really just a sycophantic piece of shit who traded years of potential away to become a black hole of moral value and cultural relevance.

what people do with their own money is their concern. i believe that, and i'm not shitting on the concept; i'm not expecting everyone to be the mysterious benefactor who stepped in to donate a large sum of money to an indie team trying to make an MMO and basically save them all with no strings attached. but it's really hard to look favorably at someone with substantial reach and deep pockets when all they do is try to funnel more money into themselves or their interests while, inevitably, espousing some kind of pro-communist bullshit down the line. which Charlie has. he's a big proponent for endless covid lockdowns, sneers at people who argue against masks, and has plainly supported BLM.

take DSP for instance. the prince of e-begging next to King Jimmy Wales. he's made tons of money, more than at least 90% of people in the world. he's thrown it all away, he's an insufferable loser, he's never given a shit about what he had, and always complained about how he desperately needed others to give him more when, in reality, he was never in any danger and continues to not be in any danger.

so of course, people gave him more money. lunacy.

I would say this to anyone trying to do streaming as a """job""". Thing is, your """profession""" is no better than a janny, you are an internet icon for what? 45 seconds of e-fame that will disappear as the new guy comes along. I personally despise anyone who uses Twitch namely because it shows that they cannot get a decent job and that they rely on e-monies to grift and flaunt their wealth secretly. Charlie, RTGame, even SovietWomble for fucks sake, imagine the fact that Womble was once well-regarded and now just like Charlie, has a ton of unannounced wealth that he will never likely reveal while also being a nerdy cunt.

Fuck all streamers. You should go get an actual goddamn job and stop slacking off in cum-stained chairs, especially the members of the ZF Clan and Womble.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Sic Semper E-thotus

 

[Pargon]

This could be a "testing the waters" scenario, or just getting the concept implanted in people's minds before going big. The idea of a "cyber pandemic" was going to be hackers holding major power grids hostage, not what amounts to some DBs on how much pretend anime girls make in ad revenue.

But honestly I think its just incompetence and this Mercury retrograde. There is the possibility that this and the FB outage is a coordinated attack from progressive wagies who have drank to much of their own kool-aid, and are now biting the hand that feeds.

If it does turn out to be danger hairs and their simps in the tech industry doing this, I want it this incident to be Soytober Suprise. Oh god, what if they do a big one on Nov 5th with the whole "Remember Remember the 5th of November" thing from V for Vendetta. I'm not sure if I'd die from cringe or from laughing to hard.

It’s a very strange feeling to be reminded that I exist on the fringes of the internet apparently. I don’t have a Facebook account and haven’t since I graduated university. I have a twitch account that I used to use to put my prime sub toward a channel I used to like before it became cancer. I don’t use Twitter. I use discord to talk to one person. And that’s it. Everything else I use the internet for is functional shit (paying bills, other consoomer crap, reading). I only communicate in meaningful ways on one website and it’s this one. It’s never entered my mind, not once, to jump into the Web Whatever.0 pool and join the collective. I can’t stand reading or hearing about other people’s opinions, lives, interests or problems. I absolutely do not, and cannot, care, and I don’t understand on a fundamental level anyone who does.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Every time people remember how much money he has, his fans start moving goalposts. He's rich but not that rich, it's the normal cost of living for LA, he's not the 1% and he doesn't exploit people, he lives with his family, etc. Even when those statements are true, it's a different tune than what they were singing before.

Dude could easily help the poor by spending only 10% of his shekels in humanitarian causes, but they have to cope cuz muh taxes and sheit.

 

[Reona Nyubara]

It's crazy how easy it is for a person like Hasan to build such a cult of personality. These people fight tooth and nail to defend his right to be as bougie as possible while LARPing as someone who understands the struggles of a middle class person. Somehow, to these people, it's okay for Hasan to indulge in hypebeast culture, one of the defining symbols of 2010s-2020s capitalism where people wear as many brand names as possible and show how much wealth they have by wearing expensive chains, rings, etc and live in luxury while still calling himself a socialist.

Don't know what you mean, Hasan is on the cutting edge of socialist fashion.