Irrelevant youtuber Crimtia tries to make an entire EDP video relate to him when I can safely say EDP was speaking generally the entire time lmfao
but kudos to him for showing his face mid-video after EDP says “nobody knows what the fuck you look like”
just because you were one of 500 youtubers who made a video about EDP doesn’t make an entire video just about you alone
also…
I barely understood what I just read, EDP just wants to look tough
oh! Look at that! Crimtia DELETED the video! Didn’t wanna do this… but I archived it just in time!
Eatdatpussy445 (EDP445) is an infamous YouTube personality who is mostly known for his hilarious reactions to happenings in the sports world. He also likes to post unrelated non-sports videos which usually involve him bitching about being a virgin with rage or talking about his pornography habits. These also turn out to be quite unintentionally hilarious. He is a big fan of the Philadelphia Eagles, so a lot of his video revolve around the happenings of that NFL organization.
Below are some of his antics before 2016:
When Chip Kelly (Coach of the Philadelphia Eagles) traded their star running back McCoy to the Buffalo Bills. He made this video which went viral:
When the Philadelphia Eagles traded their quarterback Nick Foles to the St. Louis Rams for Sam Bradford. He made this video as a reaction which also went viral:
As you can see, he basically thinks Chip Kelly is a dumb ass who is hellbent on destroying his favorite football team. Now, onto some non-NFL stuff.
He also has an interest in WWE wrestling, and particularly hates John Cena. He made a video about how he's going to WrestleMania 31 at Levi's Stadium and how he will intentionally hurt John Cena fan's "feelings" who sit in the same row as him:
He then makes a video at the event titled "Fuck John cena" [sic] while swearing near children about how much he hates John Cena (and probably blocking the view of the children because he's not sitting down):
Now for some non-sports related stuff. He made a video detailing how he creepily stole some woman's bra and how he still has possession of it:
His reaction to the whites doing weird porn while wearing a fedora:
As of recently (5/27/2016), EDP445 has been more angry about being a virgin than usual. He thinks that women should just accept an obese virginal Eagles fan as their boyfriend without expecting him to improve his lifestyle:
Here's a video about how he feels that he is entitled to black women, and how black women have entitled attitudes. The irony is delicious:
Blocking immediately after saying she was underage is exactly what he should have been doing all along. That entire subreddit is now filled with the most lowest common denominator weens that can barely form a coherent sentence.
This may be mere coincidence, but it appears as if this retard redditor (and his shit youtube account) used his following and influence to get in contact with Youtube over twitter, getting EDP banned. My hypothesis of channel reports being useless may still be valid perhaps. View attachment 2363704
Judging from how much of an ego-trip taking down EDP's page is to this man, he'll likely do it again and again. EDP needs a new home.
Archival link <--- this one kinda broke so check spoiler for a better one
He wasn't even doing it to be a moralfag "we don't want to give him money!!!!", he's just a sped. "Everyone who criticizes me is a pedo". I'm too lazy to research, but it looks as if he can't choose between "he called me out on his channel" and "I wanted to le epic troll him and give him hope and epic prank that pedo by removing his channel" as a reason for bitching to youtube.
FYI Kiss the Rings/Master at Work is a toxic YouTuber who does nothing but have a monumental victim complex, raid sports Discord servers, and then get his Discord server nuked in return (repeat cycle).
An important note about him is that me and a few friends have a bunch of dirt on him especially to that of him being a pedophile in Discord messages, especially since he did his best to try and antagonize us (and boy did that backfire on him heavily), but that is a lolcow thread for a later date, as again there is a bunch of dirt on him.
Ironic considering how he himself is a pedo yet does his best to try and cover his tracks by immediately calling out EDP for being a pedo and doing his best to make sure EDP never gets back up.
His time is running out before he himself will get exposed for being a hypocrite.
FYI Kiss the Rings/Master at Work is a toxic YouTuber who does nothing but have a monumental victim complex, raid sports Discord servers, and then get his Discord server nuked in return (repeat cycle).
An important note about him is that me and a few friends have a bunch of dirt on him especially to that of him being a pedophile in Discord messages, especially since he did his best to try and antagonize the both of us (and boy did that backfire on him heavily), but that is a lolcow thread for a later date, as again there is a bunch of dirt on him.
Ironic considering how he himself is a pedo yet does his best to try and cover his tracks by immediately calling out EDP for being a pedo and doing his best to make sure EDP never gets back up.
His time is running out before he himself will get exposed for being a hypocrite.
FYI Kiss the Rings/Master at Work is a toxic YouTuber who does nothing but have a monumental victim complex, raid sports Discord servers, and then get his Discord server nuked in return (repeat cycle).
An important note about him is that me and a few friends have a bunch of dirt on him especially to that of him being a pedophile in Discord messages, especially since he did his best to try and antagonize us (and boy did that backfire on him heavily), but that is a lolcow thread for a later date, as again there is a bunch of dirt on him.
Ironic considering how he himself is a pedo yet does his best to try and cover his tracks by immediately calling out EDP for being a pedo and doing his best to make sure EDP never gets back up.
His time is running out before he himself will get exposed for being a hypocrite.
Here's your proof. Might set up a lolcow thread for KTR/Master at Work later but anyways, he's Belichickashi 6ixRings in these screenshots from May of last year. Further context was that KTR was attempting to groom WhyMyPpHard (who was 17 at the time) but when he figured out her age, tried backtracking on his previous claims only to say "We can do this shit when you're 18."
This might not be enough to prove but to me it's pretty damning.
This may be mere coincidence, but it appears as if this retard redditor (and his shit youtube account) used his following and influence to get in contact with Youtube over twitter, getting EDP banned. My hypothesis of channel reports being useless may still be valid perhaps.
They're trying to get EDP445 evicted from his Spurs apartment. I believe, if one of his streams are anything to go by, they contacted several local gun ranges to have him banned.
This Master Race guy talking about covering EDP "until he dies." AND he wants proof that he dies, IN PERSON. why do lolcows attract such a-logs?
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EDP445's current instagram, per r/edp445
He's still eating, still buying guns, and still raging about the eagles. If I'm not mistaken, he's really in Las Vegas, but is claiming to be in Amarillo, Texas.
Anyways, speaking of the subreddit, someone there questioned their motives.
Knowing how y’all weird asses are, this will get downvotes, but I don’t really care, I just have a question for y’all. Like yes, EDP is a weirdo and his career is basically over, whether he goes to jail or not, the cops know about the situation and it is ultimately up to them. My question is, why y’all so obsessed with every little thing he does, whether it’s make a new YT, website, Facebook, like who gives a fuck seriously. He should be irrelevant to everyone, all y’all doing is giving him more notoriety, like how bored or you have to be to stalk his shit all day, just give it up lmao he’s done forget about him.
Of course it’s not productive lol, the current primary goal of this subreddit is pretty much to fuck with EDP as much as possible. If EDP would just leave the internet for good then this whole subreddit will be dead within a matter of weeks, but that will never happen unless/until he gets arrested, and if he does get arrested, this subreddit will be as popular as it was in April when he first got caught.
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EDP445's current instagram, per r/edp445 View attachment 2461096
He's still eating, still buying guns, and still raging about the eagles. If I'm not mistaken, he's really in Las Vegas, but is claiming to be in Amarillo, Texas.
Anyways, speaking of the subreddit, someone there questioned their motives.
If you ever report/flag a lolcow you're an oven dodger. You realize that if you get them taken down the fun goes away, right? No, for these fags, it's all about chasing that little frontier justice high they get from feeling like they're saving the world.
EatDatCupcake is a piece of shit for sure, but god what I wouldn't give to nuke reddit off the planet.
If you ever report/flag a lolcow you're an oven dodger. You realize that if you get them taken down the fun goes away, right? No, for these fags, it's all about chasing that little frontier justice high they get from feeling like they're saving the world.
EatDatCupcake is a piece of shit for sure, but god what I wouldn't give to nuke reddit off the planet.
Absolutely agree. That only time I would condone flagging a cow is if they are taking advantage of someone for any reasons (especially monetary gain) or they are a danger to the people around them. This fat faggot is borderline because it is obvious he is a pedo. The problem is, he won't face justice for his actions because of the faggots on Reddit wanting to play vigilante heroes. It is a double edged sword in this situation, which means we get to point and laugh at all of them.
Personally I'm just surprised that Mexican friend of his still even talks to him given she has a young daughter. I guess she's just a normie that doesn't pay attention to internet shit. Then again Fat could be lying.
A youtuber known as Master Race got an update on september 24.
Timestamps in the comments, here are the bullet points.
EDP445 has been evicted. He was given a notice that he has until Oct. 1 to get his shit out of there. This can be verified with a phone call.
There was some incident where EDP was at a pool and some lady recognized him and "went full Karen," calling him out in some way.
Someone ("Vegas VIP") has been filming himself going to the apartment complex where EDP lived, leaving cupcakes, talking to the people there.
Supposedly, he only has $33000 in the bank. Maybe has $40000 worth of guns he can still sell, and still has two cars.
Chet Goldstein fucked up so badly that the Bakersfield sheriff is refusing to investigate EDP - to anyone hoping that he'll be taken to jail over that botched sting, sorry, not happening. Plus, EDP is not even in California, so nothing will happen with him unless he does something criminal again.
EDP thought about killing himself since that video of the sting came out.
Some fag named Chris Beckham (who filmed him at McDonald's) helped EDP get a trucking job, but he quit after two days. The second job he got was working in some fast food restaurant, and only lasted a few days. Apparently, EDP got recognized at the job.
Supposedly, EDP went to the 49ers-Eagles game. The problem with this story is that the source is EDP445 himself.
EDP confronted Master Race's source, saying "it was only one time," and other excuses about being lonely and depressed.
Brings up EDP's 3speak account, this was covered earlier ITT.
He's selling the guns, and this is one of his very few sources of income left.
Philippe is some Youtuber that tried to stay friendly with EDP and ultimately paid the price - hidden subscriber count, no viewership these days, he turned likes and dislikes off, comments got turned on, but there's barely any. Almost as if he checks all of them and deletes anything calling him out. This moron confirmed that he still hangs out with EDP on a livestream.
A final statement from Philippe on EDP, on an archive channel that has a bunch of other EDP445 videos. You can see that Philippe is very close with EDP.
Original info (from time of archive):==============================Description: ""Upload Date: "May 11, 2021"Video ID: "SUL2SF51YDg"View Count: "47851"Likes ...
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All that said, Master at Work seems like a faggot as well, but this is a useful update.
Also, here's someone reacting to the video of EDP being filmed at McDonald's
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A youtuber known as Master Race got an update on september 24.
Timestamps in the comments, here are the bullet points.
EDP445 has been evicted. He was given a notice that he has until Oct. 1 to get his shit out of there. This can be verified with a phone call.
There was some incident where EDP was at a pool and some lady recognized him and "went full Karen," calling him out in some way.
Someone ("Vegas VIP") has been filming himself going to the apartment complex where EDP lived, leaving cupcakes, talking to the people there.
Supposedly, he only has $33000 in the bank. Maybe has $40000 worth of guns he can still sell, and still has two cars.
Chet Goldstein fucked up so badly that the Bakersfield sheriff is refusing to investigate EDP - to anyone hoping that he'll be taken to jail over that botched sting, sorry, not happening. Plus, EDP is not even in California, so nothing will happen with him unless he does something criminal again.
EDP thought about killing himself since that video of the sting came out.
Some fag named Chris Beckham (who filmed him at McDonald's) helped EDP get a trucking job, but he quit after two days. The second job he got was working in some fast food restaurant, and only lasted a few days. Apparently, EDP got recognized at the job.
Supposedly, EDP went to the 49ers-Eagles game. The problem with this story is that the source is EDP445 himself.
EDP confronted Master Race's source, saying "it was only one time," and other excuses about being lonely and depressed.
Brings up EDP's 3speak account, this was covered earlier ITT.
He's selling the guns, and this is one of his very few sources of income left.
Philippe is some Youtuber that tried to stay friendly (confirming that he still hangs out with EDP on a livestream) with EDP and ultimately paid the price - hidden subscriber count, no viewership these days, he turned likes and dislikes off, comments got turned on, but there's barely any. Almost as if he checks all of them and deletes anything calling him out.
A final statement from Philippe on EDP, on an archive channel that has a bunch of other EDP445 videos. You can see that Philippe is very close with EDP.
Original info (from time of archive):==============================Description: ""Upload Date: "May 11, 2021"Video ID: "SUL2SF51YDg"View Count: "47851"Likes ...
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All that said, Master at Work seems like a faggot as well, but this is a useful update.
Also, here's someone reacting to the video of EDP being filmed at McDonald's
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What happens if EDP goes wild and just decides to shoot up a mall and then actually does kill himself instead of selling his guns instead of trying to keep going. He's lost everything and his reputation is gone, he cannot recover and he's probably never getting a job again, but, then again there is not much that can happen to him since Chet was retarded.
why do lolcows attract such a-logs?
