DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

But Phil, didn't you get kicked out of the ship instead of jumping out on one?

Also Phil, you are still on the permanent sinking ship according to your KIWIFART BANNER, okay?

*Snort*

 

[Pargon]

But Phil, didn't you get kicked out of the ship instead of jumping out on one?

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Also Phil, you are still on the permanent sinking ship according to your KIWIFART BANNER, okay?

*Snort*

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Okay Phil. Sink YouTube and Alphabet next.

No, really, I mean it. Do it and I’ll suck your dick. You’ll go down a hero. Humanity will raise statues in your honor. If your pigroach luck can crash El Goog you’re doing the world a disservice if you do not do so.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

Because:

God damn that is funny.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

>slave labor

 

[Iron Hamster]

God damn that is funny.

It is the best. Mad props to the creator.

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>slave labor

Don't be misled. He only mentioned 'slave labor' as a red herring so he could bring up unions because he thinks if creators were unionized, he would never have been departnered.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Hello fellow humans,

I am Gout.

I have an uric acid imbalance in my body.

Picture stolen from Twitter

Inspired by @metis

 

[Piece of Peace]

Anyone remember about when the insane sub gifting from Coffeecuck started back when DSP was still on Twitch? I kinda want to get something of a baseline for analysis.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

How would you guys rate female dsp? I put her through the face app

 

[But I Digress]

How would you guys rate female dsp? I put him through the face app

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I mean, I'd smash it but I have notoriously poor decision making skills.

 

[Full Race Replay]

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>slave labor

Replying to the tweet. Game devs should switch to another field, and make streamers suffer, instead of just sulking and trying to get pity from people.

 

[Bigpapapump]

Man, why the jalapeno-hate? What did the softest of the spicy bois ever do to you? Although to be fair, when i worked at Dominos back in the day, every Mexican who ever ordered a pizza got that shit with ham, jalapeno, and fucking pineapple, which seems like an amazing way to give yourself the shits.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

"Two of the most discussed metabolic byproducts associated with Candida overgrowth are uric acid and acetaldehyde. Uric acid is generally regarded as the chemical that causes gout. Uric acid also has been established as having connections to kidney disease, heart disease, and hypertension"

Female DSP's yeasty vagina would give her the gout.

 

[grump]

Since we've gotten a s&itton of new information over the past couple months with the bank and now twitch leaks that makes phil's overall financial situation much clearer do we have an newly revised overall estimate of phil's yearly and total career earnings as well as the total amount overall he spent on Champions? Don't feel like trawling through pages for the buried details.

 

[Broomer]

He shows his foot.

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So...you fear Zambi will be paying 25$ on every stream...?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Since we've gotten a s&itton of new information over the past couple months with the bank and now twitch leaks that makes phil's overall financial situation much clearer do we have an newly revised overall estimate of phil's yearly and total career earnings as well as the total amount overall he spent on Champions? Don't feel like trawling through pages for the buried details.

Until a Paypal leak comes, we won't know the total truth on Champions.

The autistic threads here on Phil's earnings are pretty close, a little on the low side probably because his Youtube CPMs are higher than expected.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Anyone remember about when the insane sub gifting from Coffeecuck started back when DSP was still on Twitch? I kinda want to get something of a baseline for analysis.

I looked for a while and this could be one of the earliest points for "sub bombs", June 2020. @actually can most likely help you with that. All following links/posts are his.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-5699#post-6830878

In May 2020 he gifted one sub:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-6606280

And none in April 2020:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-5493#post-6391092

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Until a Paypal leak comes, we won't know the total truth on Champions.

The autistic threads here on Phil's earnings are pretty close, a little on the low side probably because his Youtube CPMs are higher than expected.

And the bacon sweats on a PayPal leak would be a gold mine! However, Phil will go "Uh, no! That's a bunch of bullshit, guys! Believe me, ree!" Will it happen? Anything can be hacked. Will someone pull a gay ops and do it? We'll see.

 

[Pargon]

Until a Paypal leak comes, we won't know the total truth on Champions.

The autistic threads here on Phil's earnings are pretty close, a little on the low side probably because his Youtube CPMs are higher than expected.

Until

PayPal is for all intents and purposes now a bank and has been for some time. Someone attempting a leak from a bank like what happened with Twitch would be vanished the night before they could try it.

No institution with as much power as banks wield is going to allow a breach.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

How would you guys rate female dsp? I put her through the face app

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“Yup, another idiot troll in the steam chat deadnaming me.. And why do people keep putting ‘DSP’ in brackets?”

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

put down the gin