Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / Royal: ON AIR / Royal Lugosi / Skadi Violet - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Not only LOST Custody of Her Kids, But STAYED With Her Pedo Ex-Husband Until She Was Arrested; Delusional Compulsive Liar that IP2 Doesn't Even Want

[vlcsr]

The Dracula stanning is a little bizarre, especially because Jodee 100% hasn’t read the book (it’s a great book, highly recommend). I honestly can’t make heads or tails of her weird 1931 Dracula obsession. Is it just her version of basic bitch Halloween?

 

[PIÑA]

You went to Christian school, was raised in a Christian family, and was a Christian before you met Anal. Stfu.

WOAH! SHOCKER ! It’s not like you leak out your personal shit 24/7 on Twitter, right? It’s already fact that you live in a hoarded home with trash all over your lawn.


Btw, google finally updated their maps!


Can anyone identify this car for me?

Yup! That same cushion and rug is still there in 2021 like it was in the 2019 maps.

2019:



2021:



At least she got rid of those bags of soda I guess.

 

[Vi0l3t]

You went to Christian school, was raised in a Christian family, and was a Christian before you met Anal. Stfu.
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WOAH! SHOCKER ! It’s not like you leak out your personal shit 24/7 on Twitter, right? It’s already fact that you live in a hoarded home with trash all over your lawn.
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Btw, google finally updated their maps!

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Can anyone identify this car for me?
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Yup! That same cushion and rug is still there in 2021 like it was in the 2019 maps.

2019:
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2021:
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At least she got rid of those bags of soda I guess.

She has the fattest lip flaps when it comes to telling everyone else her business

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

You went to Christian school, was raised in a Christian family, and was a Christian before you met Anal. Stfu.
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WOAH! SHOCKER ! It’s not like you leak out your personal shit 24/7 on Twitter, right? It’s already fact that you live in a hoarded home with trash all over your lawn.
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Btw, google finally updated their maps!

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Can anyone identify this car for me?
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Yup! That same cushion and rug is still there in 2021 like it was in the 2019 maps.

2019:
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2021:
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At least she got rid of those bags of soda I guess.

That blue SUV I’m pretty sure is a Mercury Mountaineer. I can’t see enough of the white vehicle, but I think the front emblem is from Hyundai (possibly a Tucson? Just a guess).

 

[PIÑA]

Jodee is on a roll today!


STFU! You literally went on Facebook last year flexing how much you looked like Indian Barbie and how you used to look like a bratz doll a few months ago. How is any of that considered masculine?


Officiant???? This fucking bitch I swear!

You had a Indian priest in your courthouse wedding? Aren’t you not a Christian? @easy Is there even priests in Sikhism and Hindu?


Shut up. You’re white trash.

Cringe.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

>i'm more drawn to the masculine than feminine

Sure Jodee, men love to obsess over a 20 year old shitty cotton candy scented splash, Bratz dolls, Aaron Carter's smoulder, feet or whatever, serial killers who have charming manipulative ways and good looks, and they also love to flex about wearing tons of jewelry and doing their nails.

Oh and let's not forget the testosterone exuding hobby of astrology and divination. Jodee is truly a paragon of virility!

Consistency bitch! Try it.

 

[vlcsr]

Shut up. You’re white trash.
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Bitch she’s talking about YOU. YOU’RE the white person whose opinion she doesn’t want to hear! How is Jodee still doing this bullshit after Lucky called her out…she’s living dangerously.

I honestly want to know if she believes the LARP or doesn’t think she’ll get caught or…? I never have any idea what’s going on in Jodee’s mind.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Jodee is on a roll today!
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STFU! You literally went on Facebook last year flexing how much you looked like Indian Barbie and how you used to look like a bratz doll a few months ago. How is any of that considered masculine?
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Officiant???? This fucking bitch I swear!
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You had a Indian priest in your courthouse wedding? Aren’t you not a Christian? @easy Is there even priests in Sikhism and Hindu?
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Shut up. You’re white trash.
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Cringe.
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Boohoo my mom wouldn't buy me one toy but got me another I'm so abused

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

The Dracula stanning is a little bizarre, especially because Jodee 100% hasn’t read the book (it’s a great book, highly recommend). I honestly can’t make heads or tails of her weird 1931 Dracula obsession. Is it just her version of basic bitch Halloween?

She has to justify the name change somehow!!!! And this is probably the only movie she recognized the name of when this uncultured cow looked to see what Lugosi was cast in.

Just a side note in response to all caps rant of HOW DARE THE CASHIER TELL MY SON NOT TO PLAY WITH A DOLL- Calm down Weeaboo Karen. As a former retail slave, the cashier could not give any less fucks about what you’re buying or not buying if they tried. If the screaming child shuts up after giving him a princess lollipop no one is going to say shit to you. Unless you’re dressing him up in loli clothing to look like your favorite anime/vocaloid/pedophilic character and then I can understand the concern regardless of gender.

 

[Water-T]

The Dracula stanning is a little bizarre, especially because Jodee 100% hasn’t read the book (it’s a great book, highly recommend). I honestly can’t make heads or tails of her weird 1931 Dracula obsession. Is it just her version of basic bitch Halloween?

You know all those Basic Bitches that act like Nightmare Before Christmas is the end-all be-all of movies, and revolve their life around it?

That's Jodee, but she swapped it out with Dracula in order to look quirky and unique.

 

[PIÑA]

Bitch she’s talking about YOU. YOU’RE the white person whose opinion she doesn’t want to hear!

Actually, you could be right.

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Do we have to remind this woman that she literally wanted to make a red room theme for her pedo ex husband because of that BDSM book?


More needless flexing.

 

[For The Internet]

I love seeing Jodee interacting with Joshua Miles because she always throws in 'bollocks' in one form or another. More English than the English, our Jodee.

 

[Dread First]

I love seeing Jodee interacting with Joshua Miles because she always throws in 'bollocks' in one form or another. More English than the English, our Jodee.

Desi people fresh off the boat have a better grasp over British English than Jodee does. At least they know that it's "colour" and not "color."

>I'm more drawn to the masculine than feminine

Sure Jodee, men love to obsess over a 20-year-old shitty cotton candy scented splash, Bratz dolls, Aaron Carter's smoulder, feet or whatever, serial killers who have charming manipulative ways and good looks, and they also love to flex about wearing tons of jewellery and doing their nails.

Oh and let's not forget the testosterone exuding hobby of astrology and divination. Jodee is truly a paragon of virility!

Consistency bitch! Try it.

Only Jodee can be both an extreme tomboy whilst also being hyper-feminine at the same damn time. Also, minor OT sperg:

Divination and astrology are reasonably standard practices for Hindu men to take up as a hobby or career. There's a strong tradition of male astrologists and numerologists in India. Hell, look no further than the venerable Prem Jyotish, who's been running astrology adverts on the Indian Dish Network channels for well over a decade. Then again, comparing Prem Jyotish's Vedic astrology and numerological charts to Jodee's quarter-assed "divination" attempts is like comparing a psychologist to a schizophrenic.

 

[easy]

You had a Indian priest in your courthouse wedding? Aren’t you not a Christian? @easy Is there even priests in Sikhism and Hindu?

There are priests in hindusim, with pandits (she spelled it wrong lol) and others doing that kind of thing. there's many different types, from templeworkers, wandering monks, to personal priests. having a pandit to do the pheras and stuff at a hindu wedding is common.

sikhism has no priesthood though (I believe the religion was founded with a particular opposition to the organized priesthood class, among other things) - and isn't she pretending to be a sikh? sikhs sometimes observe hindu customs, but no sikh i've ever known would go to a hindu pandit; it's like how christians and jews have similar beliefs for a lot of things, but a christian wouldn't go to a synagogue or ask a rabbi to officiate their wedding.

also, fucking LMAO at her 'apologising on behalf of the lightskin community', jodee please pick a fucking lane i beg you

edit: please correct me if i am wrong about sikhism's relationship towards priesthood

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Jodee is on a roll today!
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STFU! You literally went on Facebook last year flexing how much you looked like Indian Barbie and how you used to look like a bratz doll a few months ago. How is any of that considered masculine?
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Officiant???? This fucking bitch I swear!
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You had a Indian priest in your courthouse wedding? Aren’t you not a Christian? @easy Is there even priests in Sikhism and Hindu?
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Shut up. You’re white trash.
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Cringe.
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Just catching up on properly reading my favourite threads after a few days and Jodee has added yet another string to her overcrowded bow. Officiant?! She'll chuck out any old claim just to keep herself in the conversation, won't she? I'm just waiting for the day when she stumbles across a medical emergency in the street and announces 'stand back, everyone, I'm a doctor!'.

(I realise that is hugely optimistic, if only because it would require Jodee to be out in public as opposed to indoors and terminally online.)

Actually, you could be right.
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Do we have to remind this woman that she literally wanted to make a red room theme for her pedo ex husband because of that BDSM book?
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More needless flexing.
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I enjoyed a very real laugh at Jodee's response to Tanesha's tweets. Tanesha lays everything out clearly and Jodee just BARGES right on in there with breathtaking pomposity.

T: 'If this conversation is not about you, feel free to pass it by and just quietly absorb the message.'
J (beating her fish-belly-white breast): 'As a light-skinned person I AM SO SORRY AND I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.'

And then she still goes into AAVE when she's flexing her rearview mirror thing.

 

[PIÑA]

Post proof or stfu.


Funny thing is that this bitch thinks her rising is on Aquarius, but she recently said her rising was Taurus . Is this bitch lying about her signs too?


“My mom was Pisces so ALL Pisces are bad.”



Yet you force people to listen to your sob stories many times.


She doesn’t return your texts because you talk shit about her every time.


36 in a couple months, folks.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

You have absolutely nothing Jodee.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

She needs a youtube documentary

 

[I hate children?]

Jodee is on a roll today!
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STFU! You literally went on Facebook last year flexing how much you looked like Indian Barbie and how you used to look like a bratz doll a few months ago. How is any of that considered masculine?
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Officiant???? This fucking bitch I swear!
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You had a Indian priest in your courthouse wedding? Aren’t you not a Christian? @easy Is there even priests in Sikhism and Hindu?
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Shut up. You’re white trash.
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Cringe.
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Tanesha, RN is almost as obnoxious as Jodee . I find it fascinating that Jodee is always commenting on her tweets even though she is the very type of person Tanesha is always mad about .

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"My rising is totes Aquarius"

Jodee come on, your birthdate is right there even the most retarded Twitterite can spot you bullshitting your horoscope.