At what point can someone declare themselves a re-virgin?

[Power Ranger Monster]

You have sex.
You do not have sex for a very long time.
How long would that have to take for someone to reclaim the virgin label?

 

[Grub]

There is no 'reclaiming' your virginity, once it's gone it's gone. There's no getting it back.

 

[Just A Butt]

i heard that if you don't have sex a lot that your hymen grows back but even tougher and you can't even fuck again and then it crawls out and eats your boyfriend if he tries to go down on you

 

[Penis Drager]

Isn't there some weird thing some Christian groups do where they put on a white robe and dunk their face in a river so they become virgins again?

 

[DumbDude42]

you become a virgin again only after you have successfully killed all the people you ever had sex with
that's the rules

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If they time travel to undo the un-virgining, and are successful at creating a temporal paradox.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

There are no virginity do-overs. You'll just have to lie to hide your past whoring.

 

[Solid Snek]

Isn't there some weird thing some Christian groups do where they put on a white robe and dunk their face in a river so they become virgins again?

 

[stupid frog]

you become a virgin again only after you have successfully killed all the people you ever had sex with
that's the rules

what if they die of natural causes, and you did not have children together so there is no proof it ever happened

 

[Medulseur]

If you own a Nintendo Switch you will find it passively restores your virginity for as long as you own it.

 

[Billy Beer]

Cut your dick off and turn it into an inverted axe-wound. Bosh, re-virgin.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

420 days and 69 weeks.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Never, and as Jesus H Christ, I would say that is fairly authoritative

 

[Lucky Jim]

The kid's dead or adopted or fostered, the guy fucking her is gone, her STDs cleared up, she doesn't have HIV/AIDS. If she tells you at that point she was born without a hymen, or she lost it in an "accident" and is still a virgin, you would never know the difference.