US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

DAMN GLITCH! AWAY WITH THEE, MALICIOUS ELECTRONIC GREMLINS!

You know, I hope the journofags have to sit there and watch their $50K slowly vanish into the garbage can and know that once again life has proved their worth less than even a one legged prostitute.

 

[Oswald the Outrageous]

One of my friends has a theory that Biden's dogs are so unruly they caused some obvious damage to the White House that they haven't yet patched over. It's a silly bit of speculation, but at this point it's as good a theory as any.

It's as good a theory as anything.

It's to avoid the White House logs and the surveillance systems inside the White House.

They don't want the same apparatus they used against Trump to get turned against Biden.

Could you imagine someone leaking tapes of Biden in a senility fueled racist/sexist/homophobic rant where he's screaming at people?

Or the logs showing just who is coming and going at what times leaking?

It's obvious as fuck once you think about it.

I think this is probably closer to the truth

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Could you imagine someone leaking tapes of Biden in a senility fueled racist/sexist/homophobic rant where he's screaming at people?

This, but it's not a deepfake. The day that happens is the day I ascend into the heavens from pure lulz.

 

[Oats12345]

When it comes to how deadly the pandemic is, always look at this article headline and this handy-dandy reference sheet.

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I'm amazed more people aren't question this?

We don't hate everyone downstate as much as the fact that politicans like the former Cuomo, like Chuck Schumer, et cetera, focus almost exclusively on NYC problems and don't give a fuck about upstate.

Upstate NY isn't red, but it's only blue by like 52-48.

New York State will never go red because of NYC, but I can see Upstate becoming very purple in the next year or so if this shit continues.

Edit: It might even be less than that. I took the 2020 election results for NYS, removed 6 counties that "essentially" make up the bulk of the NYC vote (Westchester, Manhatten, Brooklyn, Queens, Nassau, Bronx), and it came out to Biden 2.305M and Trump 2.212M. That's only a 51-49 split. To be fair though, I did leave in Staten Island which Trump won 57-42 because that is a more conservative part of downstate.

I didn't know you were a fellow Upstate New Yorker. But you took the words wait out of my mouth.

Breaking news love has won
Babbies back on the menu.

Texas Abortion Ban Put on Hold by Judge Calling It ‘Contrived’

A federal judge temporarily blocked Texas’s new ban on most abortions, saying the law outsourcing enforcement to bounty-hunting members of the public was “contrived” to get around a constitutional right.

www.bloomberg.com

Texas better not cuck. Also how much is this legal battle going to go considering Supreme Court already decline to take it.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Texas better not cuck. Also how much is this legal battle going to go considering Supreme Court already decline to take it.

The Supreme Court declined to take it because the Dems were trying to bypass due process in the lower courts. If it escalates through the normal process the justices will get to it eventually.

 

[Oswald the Outrageous]

The abortion fight is going to hurt chances in the midterms. Pro-life people will suck it up and vote Republican anyway.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'm amazed more people aren't question this?

I didn't know you were a fellow Upstate New Yorker. But you took the words wait out of my mouth.

Texas better not cuck. Also how much is this legal battle going to go considering Supreme Court already decline to take it.

Everyone already forgot how Arizona cucked on illegal immigration in 2008 and that was an easier issue than this.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The abortion fight is going to hurt chances in the midterms. Pro-life people will suck it up and vote Republican anyway.

Hasn't their main argument behind abortion about personal choice in the trash.

They forcing people to take the jab.

 

[Snekposter]

Is it sad that I can't tell whether or not this is official white house shit or a staged set on Saturday Night Live?

There's a difference these days? What's coming out of the White House would be a SNL skit from the 80's lampooning Sen. Biden.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

An anti china armada is the the SCS right now. fleet consists of 4 carriers (2 US 1 UK and 1 JAP) plus all their escorting destroyers and cruisers and submarines. just the other day the Japs carried out their first carrier fixed wing operation since 1945.
the administration is schizophrenic over china IMO. they wont blame the Chinese for the pandemic, they dont continue the trade war but then they green light this. Dont really get it tbh.

 

[Oats12345]

The abortion fight is going to hurt chances in the midterms. Pro-life people will suck it up and vote Republican anyway.

I just despise Biden since he pretty much outed himself as a fake catholic. When he said that "he had friends who believed life starts at conception, but he doesn't" that's something a devout catholic wouldn't say.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I just despise Biden since he pretty much outed himself as a fake catholic. When he said that "he had friends who believed life starts at conception, but he doesn't" that's something a devout catholic wouldn't say.

You'd be surprised how pozzed "devout" Catholics have become in the past 10 or so years.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I just despise Biden since he pretty much outed himself as a fake catholic. When he said that "he had friends who believed life starts at conception, but he doesn't" that's something a devout catholic wouldn't say.

He likes kids, so maybe he's a priest. They're all girls though, which is unusual for a Catholic priest.

 

[NJBear]

Robbin with Biden

 

[Oats12345]

He likes kids, so maybe he's a priest. They're all girls though, which is unusual for a Catholic priest.

I belive there are some cases with girls but not as much as boys.

 

[AnotherPleb]

I agree, the nurses thing is really what's starting to turn people.

This pandemic is so deadly that you are going to fire the nurses that have been helping people for the last 18 months AND not give them unemployment? That's the thanks they get? You are going to fire people in the middle of a shortage? And I have a few friends in the know: the nursing shortage is legit AND the nurses are burned out to begin with. I can't speak for NYC, but Upstate a lot of hospitals expanded the "religious exemption" deadline because these fucking hospitals have no interest in firing people in the middle of a staffing shortage.

Hochul is begging to be primaried at this rate; the fact that she wasn't even elected isn't helping her reputation any either.

NYC is never going to kick out a Democrat and everybody knows it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

the administration is schizophrenic over china IMO. they wont blame the Chinese for the pandemic, they dont continue the trade war but then they green light this. Dont really get it tbh.

They want the Chinese Money, but they also want their own power in the Admin. Letting China run wild over the world doesn't help them get any richer or more powerful, especially when Non-US regional powers step in and get involved. They want China to stay an authoritarian hellhole with cheap labor for them to profit from, not to become the next superpower. So its in their best interests to discourage China from acting on their own worst instincts, but they have no reason to actively antagonize them, see the trade war and shit.

At the end of the day, corruption only works when the guy paying you to be corrupt is alive to make good on what's due.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

NYC is never going to kick out a Democrat and everybody knows it.

I'd say give Hochul enough time to fuck up (and seriously, she has this utterly despicable demeanor policies aside that's runner up only to Gavin Newsom's American Psycho LARP) but looking at how California's recall went? Good fucking luck New Yorkers, we're both strapped into this ride with no way off.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

So some retard is asking me about how Hunter Biden's activities is related to the "Big Guy". Could anyone kindly provide a good source or two on that, like the emails, deals, etc? He's a lefty fag, so go with some safe shit from CNN or NBC or whatever. Anyone want to help me find a unicorn, anyways?

 

[potato in mah painus]

They want the Chinese Money, but they also want their own power in the Admin. Letting China run wild over the world doesn't help them get any richer or more powerful, especially when Non-US regional powers step in and get involved. They want China to stay an authoritarian hellhole with cheap labor for them to profit from, not to become the next superpower. So its in their best interests to discourage China from acting on their own worst instincts, but they have no reason to actively antagonize them, see the trade war and shit.

At the end of the day, corruption only works when the guy paying you to be corrupt is alive to make good on what's due.

There are competing political and business factions in the US, including a group that wants china to be the next superpower. So its all down to who has the most strings and influence in that regard, which I don't have the answer to.