Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Internet War Criminal said:
The depth of autism found in KF users never stops surprising me.

I'm here, so obviously it's not like I care about that shit or get offended, but let's not pretend that it's something that flies in polite company. Imagine making a joke about 9/11 on fucking 9/11 in a room full of people watching the news and freaking out. Or hearing that some woman lost her child and go 'lmao fucking poison womb' or some shit.

I don't know about you, but I don't usually walk around and make rape jokes around strangers thinking that they'll just go 'Oh oh oh that lad, what a slightly dark sense of humor, fantastic!' and go back to drinking their tea and shit.
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The main problem is that it wasn’t a very funny joke to begin with. The only thing that made it humorous to some was the fact that it was super fucked up. Fucked up jokes can be okay if they don’t totally suck.
 
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Aquinas said:
correct me if im wrong, wasnt the context that some weirdo couldnt have kids without them being super fucked up and more than likely, dead. and just wouldnt stop having them?
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Something like that. She was on miscarriage something like number 10, and I believe she was told she had condition that was going to make her miscarriage but she kept on having her "angel babies".
Basically her poison womb really was making heaven too fucking crowded.
 
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Hesa said:
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The same Shmorky who he used as a babysitter.
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Yeah and this is all in Shmorky's thread on there. It's great it's the first KF thread I read in its entirety

LadyAmbien twitter account gone. She actually hasn't said much about all this in public because she's slightly more intelligent than Lowtax. She must realize that whatever she does say is going to show up here though?
 
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The only thing that's gay about violently smashing a high-grade tranny hooker's head at the wall, pulling his hair so hard you rip off the wig and vigorously sodomizing him until sex jelly goes Niagara Falls on the high heels is people ITT who feel the need to barge into this formerly quiet place like a deer in the highlights and make feminine second-hand claims that they're TOTALLY NOT GAY.
 
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spierdalailama said:
The only thing that's gay about violently smashing a high-grade tranny hooker's head at the wall, pulling his hair so hard you rip off the wig and vigorously sodomizing him until sex jelly goes Niagara Falls on the high heels is people ITT who feel the need to barge into this formerly quiet place like a deer in the highlights and make feminine second-hand claims that they're TOTALLY NOT GAY.
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So you're saying you're gay?
 
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Rob Zombie said:
I can't believe I unironically used to give this fag money to use his website when I was like 15 back in 2005.
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No shame, I'm betting a lot of Kiwifarms people did. It was around 2012ish really started to go down hill (When ever Facts Are Useless became the lead Admin). The original GamerGate thread was actually an extremely fun ride cause every one was dunking on how stupid it was for a bit. There was a brief ray of hope when Lowtax made a thread making fun of Games Journalist in GBS that couldn't get delated that was a brief but fun ride.

Any money after 2012 through? Oh boy.
 
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Dude had a license to print money for doing literally fuck all - just admin/mod a few sycophants for free, the worse and more trigger-happy they are the better, because SA's business model rested on forcing people to renew their $10 accounts for lolrandom reasons.

Even without bothering with a LLC or whatever Yankees use to evade taxes, if he could just stay at Casa Mamacita and be the beloved baby mom has fun with spoiling, he'd have a few millions of savings right now even with daily drug abuse during those 20 years. He could forget the site existed in 2003 and it would still chug along and shovel money into his offshore account.

I can understand white trash spending all their lottery money in a week on uselessly glamorous trinkets but tenbux was born wealthy.
 
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spierdalailama said:
Dude had a license to print money for doing literally fuck all - just admin/mod a few sycophants for free, the worse and more trigger-happy they are the better, because SA's business model rested on forcing people to renew their $10 accounts for lolrandom reasons.

Even without bothering with a LLC or whatever Yankees use to evade taxes, if he could just stay at Casa Mamacita and be the beloved baby mom has fun with spoiling, he'd have a few millions of savings right now even with daily drug abuse during those 20 years. He could forget the site existed in 2003 and it would still chug along and shovel money into his offshore account.

I can understand white trash spending all their lottery money in a week on uselessly glamorous trinkets but tenbux was born wealthy.
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Nah, those tranny hookers aren't going to pay for themselves y'know? I for one am looking forward to the leaked tranny sex tapes when Lowtax sends it to his ex-wife when he's rampaging on a booze and benzo binge.
 
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Dude had a license to print money for doing literally fuck all - just admin/mod a few sycophants for free, the worse and more trigger-happy they are the better, because SA's business model rested on forcing people to renew their $10 accounts for lolrandom reasons.
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Well he did do that. The problem is, it fomented a restless audience embedded in cancel culture who writhe in agony when they aren't actively fucking over someone. Any time he tried to course correct, the mods would push back and he'd immediately capitulate.

After Shmorky got outed as a pedophile, Lowtax joined our forum and bullied the fuck out of Shmorky. He was very openly annoyed that Something Awful kept playing nice with his gender identity issues and a lot of people wanted Shmorky discussion outright banned because it was too invasive of Shmorky's privacy. Bolstered by having fun here and filled with righteous fury at his friend, Lowtax went back over and said "the Kiwi Farms is a lot of fun and are making fun of Shmorky like we'd use to do, why don't we do that again?. He even put in some work to unban people who were banned for misgendering and I think got rid of a popualr mod for being a retard.

His mods responded by telling him "no, you're going to put things back how they were or we'll resign" and he said "OK I'll put things back where they were". At that moment, he had handed over the keys to his jannies and was no longer the operator of his own website. He preferred the passive income they were making him and he was afraid to get in deep with the shit to unfuck things.

His wife at the time even talked to me and told me how he behaved. Basically any time he was confronted, he'd start complaining about his back pain and collapse on the sofa. If Shmorky being outed wasn't going to compel him to unfuck his website, nothing ever would.
 
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it's frustrating to remember that moment because he didn't even need to do anything. He didn't have to organize a purge or sift out the problem figures. All he had to say was "ok" and let the worst offenders literally remove themselves from positions of power. And it wouldn't even be the last time it happened- he got another opportunity with that stupid Negro Town bullshit just a few years before it all went tits up for good.
 
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