Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[Brain Problems]

This has already been said before but Olly looks like a cruise ship magician.

Really regret looking up what he looks like now, he looks ghastly
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Fuck me, I didn't realise Karl Pilkington had leukemia. So sad...

(Your wispy fucking bloatee ain't saving you from that 1/10 Anglo physiognomy, Harry)

 

[Photo of an orange]

This is PT's avatar from their most recent KJB podcast. Would ANYONE associate this drawing with PT if not told directly? Isn't there a point where having that as the cartoon avatar creates such cognitive dissonance that PT objects to it, if only out of self-preservation, or does PT currently have some sort of narcissistic reverse-dysmorphia?

 

[SevenEightNine]

This is PT's avatar from their most recent KJB podcast. Would ANYONE associate this drawing with PT if not told directly? Isn't there a point where having that as the cartoon avatar creates such cognitive dissonance that PT objects to it, if only out of self-preservation, or does PT currently have some sort of narcissistic reverse-dysmorphia?

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The bizarre combination of "I'm dead inside" but also "I want to consume your flesh" really comes through in the eyes, so it does evoke Olly strongly.

 

[Futaba]

Spoiler: same vibe

 

[narcissistic injury]

Spoiler: same vibe

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The right looks more like Olly tbh

 

[Silence of the Troons]

This is PT's avatar from their most recent KJB podcast. Would ANYONE associate this drawing with PT if not told directly? Isn't there a point where having that as the cartoon avatar creates such cognitive dissonance that PT objects to it, if only out of self-preservation, or does PT currently have some sort of narcissistic reverse-dysmorphia?

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To be fair, the artist did manage to depict his autogynesmile accurately

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

This is PT's avatar from their most recent KJB podcast. Would ANYONE associate this drawing with PT if not told directly? Isn't there a point where having that as the cartoon avatar creates such cognitive dissonance that PT objects to it, if only out of self-preservation, or does PT currently have some sort of narcissistic reverse-dysmorphia?

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Before I read that it was PhilosophyTroon, my guess was fanart of Joanna from American Dad.

Spoiler: comparison

 

[Photo of an orange]

To be fair, the artist did manage to depict his autogynesmile accurately

Yes, I suppose that was the guidance Olly gave in the commission request to the artist, so good point.

 

[narcissistic injury]

New vid tmw guys. Tube poooowah, Luvz!

 

[FluffyCat9000]

"islamophobia" as a topic is gonna be extremely spicy. Bets on whether PT will somehow weather it and get asspats or if it will get hefty backlash?

We have a white upper class millennial who's meant to be doing a PHILOSOPHICAL discussion on... The roots behind Islamophobia? The rising visibility of Islamophobia? Maybe the philosophy on the Wests relationship with the middle East? Maybe dip back into the historical stuff - the Crusades is a topic that doesn't get a lot of chat these days.

What I'm saying is, I doubt PT is gonna put much Philosophy into this. It's more likely that there will be some self- congratulating wankery about how all you naughty westerners are being so mean and not an actually well crafted discussion on religious intolerance and how any religious rulings can interact with an increasingly secular society. That would actually involve a tough look at the reality of when society clashes with a strict religious belief (not just Islam but also the extreme conservative Christianity or Haredic Judaism)


I'm especially anticipating PT to bring class into it because any excuse to feel smug against working class people despite aping and trying to pretend you aren't an extremely privileged upper class twat.

There are very obvious examples of white working class Islamophobia eg EDF, BNP and so on. But that's just a cheap shot, it's extremely easy to point to that and say "it's bad". I do also wonder if there will be any discussion on the core fear of that group - a repeat of the "grooming gangs" that plagued Rochester and Oxford. That actually has quite a difficult but interesting avenue to discuss the police who KNEW about it but were worried to intervene for racism accusations and so basically abandoned these vulnerable young girls out of their own inaction. But I don't think PT is smart enough to make a good conversation about that so it'll be ignored, glossed over, etc


I really hope PT is ripped to shreds over this though. A white person speaking over a group (in this case, Muslims) to make a sponsored and thus paid video essay where the victimised group has 0 presence or say? It's a bad look. But again that hasn't stopped PT before making videos about a topic that actually doesn't involve their reality - look at the fat activists who were pissed off for the Food and Diet culture video

 

[Photo of an orange]

Who is worse, Oliver Lennard or Shane Dawson? As of tonight both freakish predators are on the scene again, albeit in different forms. Who'd win in a fight (I think we all agree that Contrapoints has been knocked out, early rounds). Olly or Shane, which freak is the Awful Alpha, if confined to a small room? Who creeps you out more?

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Who is worse, Oliver Lennard or Shane Dawson? As of tonight both freakish predators are on the scene again, albeit in different forms. Who'd win in a fight (I think we all agree that Contrapoints has been knocked out, early rounds). Olly or Shane, which freak is the Awful Alpha, if confined to a small room? Who creeps you out more?

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Unless you are a child, PT is definitely the scarier one.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Unless you are a child, PT is definitely the scarier one.

or a Cat

 

[behindyourightnow]

Ok so he's clearly trying to do Agent Smith via Judy Garland in Summer Stock.
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The reason Judy pulls this off is that despite ostensibly wearing menswear, she looks feminine. The blazer is tailored to her body; it hugs her curves. It also looks expensive as it has satiny lapels. She's wearing a woman's blouse (one that almost looks like a fichu with a brooch), earrings and high heels. She has a bold red lip. The overall effect is a woman who's thrown on her lover's suit jacket and hat for a laugh.

Ollie is wearing what looks like a boxy off the rack men's jacket that doesn't quite fit (the button is pulling and it separately highlights how massive his shoulders are). It's not nipped in or flared (this isn't helped by him being seated) The shirt and tie could be womenswear, but it's unmistakably masculine. He's wearing plain studs and boots, and faux-fishnets. The overall effect is cheap and is just a man in makeup, which is why I drew the comparison to the compère from Cabaret (throw on some trousers and that's basically what you get). The sunglasses look like tacky plastic ones you can get for a fiver in Camden Market. I'll say this, his stylist has at least recognised the utility of separates after that pink girlboss Prettylittlething blazer dress, but he's once again failed to pull off a cohesive look.

I'm intrigued as to how this costume possibly ties into Islamophobia. Say what you want about Contra's penchant for fancy dress, but Contra can at least put together something that's fully realised and fits with the theme of the video.

AGPs are always so cheap and lazy and corner-cutting. In their heads, they're smart and male so they must be able to easily and effortlessly master anything that those silly women and faggots put effort into, like looking stylish, or making a coherent visual statement with clothing. Reminds me of the man who made a bet with a friend that moviemaking wasn't that hard actually, and that anyone could do it with no experience or practice, and then ended up making Manos The Hands of Fate.

This is PT's avatar from their most recent KJB podcast. Would ANYONE associate this drawing with PT if not told directly? Isn't there a point where having that as the cartoon avatar creates such cognitive dissonance that PT objects to it, if only out of self-preservation, or does PT currently have some sort of narcissistic reverse-dysmorphia?

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My first thought was "bad Black Widow fanart"

I wonder if the overemphasis on cheekbones in the picture is a hint that he is going to get cheekbone implants like Creepy Erin from the sideshows thread.

 

[Pinga]

Is there a way to make a poll to know the demographics of who is most perturbed by Olly and sought out kiwi farms for comfort.

actually here are our polls right now:
- ASL: L - Do you hate Olly or Contra more, and where are you from? (Trying to determine if each (brits, yanks) hate their own); S - What’s yo gendah? (Trying to see if Ms, Fs, or Ts are most upset by Olly)
- Who would win in a fight? Olly vs Contra? Could you take them?

I hate Olly more. Then again, probably just because we don't hear from Contra often as he doesn't seem to slip out from under the rock he's under nowadays. PT is just so narcissisticly in. Your. Face. And it disturbs and annoys me.
Also, he seems to believe he passes more than he does, so unlike Contra doesn't put any effort in editing himself in pics/vids and I never have any patience for (intentional) eyesores.

 

[Pinga]

top left in particular so badly screams THREAT, i’m calling it that they already have some manner of felony child attack charge on them.

~the fact that, inbuilt into the flattering illustration, there is already the excuse of why they’re shit at their kids toy of choice.
the epitome of You Had One Job. Christ.

'We should really wear eyeliner more often. It looks really good on us.'

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https://twitter.com/hildaglitz/status/1075883397401194501

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Why does he look like he just sold his girlfriend to some Croatians for the evening?

God help him if he starts co-opting Twin Peaks.

I know some TP-fans. You don't want to mess with those guys. The only group more autistic than troons.

It's not even set up correctly, black king and queen should be switched
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Olly is such a mysoginist, he can't even put the queen in her rightful place.

 

[Futaba]

New vid tmw guys. Tube poooowah, Luvz!

At 7.30pm we will all be enlightened by tubes takes on islamaphobia. Make sure before you press play that you you shout "TUBE POWAH LUVS" three times or else the spoilerman will get you.

Spoiler: spoilerman

 

[narcissistic injury]

omg

 

[AssignedEva]

omg

Why the faux Cyrillic font? Did he look at some Pseudokufic fonts and think "hmmm that might be problematic" and click the tab inbetween that and "Oriental style" fonts?

 

[esmeggs]

Why the faux Cyrillic font? Did he look at some Pseudokufic fonts and think "hmmm that might be problematic" and click the tab inbetween that and "Oriental style" fonts?

Кan't waiт foр hiс uпcoming viдeo oн "IslamophoБia".