Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Django Reinhardt still played like a god after losing the use of two fingers and having his hands fucked up in general in a horrific fire. And Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath was inspired by him after losing three fingertips in an on the job accident. Both developed unique playing styles based around their physical limitations.

Russhole's absolutely trivial problems would not have stopped a real musician, which Russhole isn't.
Django's style fundamentally shifted the hot jazz / gypsy jazz genre. Dude had the most mangled fucked up hand and yet still managed to define an entire genre with his recordings/performances with Grappelli. I'm a violinist but transcribing Django's (not just Grappelli's) solos is mandatory if you want to illicit the sounds of that era. Dude was so massively influential despite his very severe physical limitations.

The level of difference between Django (who has far more of a claim to being disabled than Russ) and Russ' is like the difference between a kindergartener learning arithmetic and Paul Erdos.

Russ is more than physically capable of becoming a good pianist. The problem is his big fat fuckin ego. He never practices because he assumes he is better than everyone else, when any musician knows that you have to practice at least 3-4 hours a day of intensly focused practice. Russ could never in a million years do that, and it absolutely isn't because of his fucked up gimp face, it's because he's a worthless human being who the world would literally be better off if tomorrow he was found hanging from a rope.

Wanna talk about fucked up faces? Augustin Hadelich was caught in a fire at his family's home which burnt his face, torso, and bow arm (right arm) and nearlykilled him. I know for a fact that he has had to deal with people giving him odd looks, much like those people give Russ. But he holds no grudges against the general public (like Russ does), he is one of the most sincere and kind people in music. He still practices his ass off and is an amazing violinist.

Everything bad about Russ' life is entirely his own fault. I know it's obvious, but I always find it useful to take a look at both sides of the continuum like this. The stark contrast between Russ and the people he thinks he is like is just endlessly hilarious. He thinks he is Django, he thinks he is Augustin, and he impotently sits there and stews in anger over the fact that he doesn't get the same recognition.
 
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You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see Taylor Swift recognize the musical talents of this guy. She's done some really nice things with her publicity - maybe she could visit him, do a photo shoot, and raise some money for charity. All really good PR.

All while he screeches whatever charming shit into the void for our entertainment. The real entertainment being that no1curr about Russell's puny pipsqueak plights. :story:
 
I think he's abjectly miserable. One of the most obvious outward signs of severe depression is neglecting personal hygiene. He's suffered setback after setback, and he has a guilty plea for electronic harassment on his record that he thinks is totally unfair because he didn't harass Erika "that much." His lawsuit against Null got dismissed, and his arch enemy was responsible. I'm not sympathetic, he brought everything on himself. But I think deep down the multiple failures are weighing on him.
It can only be "you against the world" for so long before it starts to break you. You need friends and allies to make it through life.

To take one example, Dear Leader probably would've cracked a long time ago, given the threats, the lolsuits, the Feds, Vordrak, and more. But while Jersh has his loyal Kiwis to support him emotionally and financially, Russ is on his own; he has systemically alienated anyone who might've helped and supported him, and quite likely even his own parents. The only people willing to put up with him are complete speds or people who're using him to bring down the Farms.
 
I think his claims of being a Mormon because he was happy (or whatever weird logic he was trying to use) are just as deceitful as his claims to be skilled at piano or anything else

I honestly don't think Russ has ever been happy. Maybe not even when he's being slobbered on by some hooker. Although the fact that he can pretend to own a woman for that brief period of time might get him as close as possible to something approximating 'happy.'
 
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Imagine when he and someone else would go knock on doors trying to recruit new CLDS and the shock of seeing him and if he got in,God help the man or woman who had to witness & hearing slur,drool and scare them saying "Your welcome to our church" Knowings Russ and his speech qualities,Just read his testimonial or a few lines from the book of Mormon in his voice and feel the horror he inflected on people.
I have a feeling he wasnt very good for recruiting..
He mentions his time as a missionary in the book. Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks. One of the LDS elders had the inspired idea to make him learn sign language. It sounds like he is equally gifted in language and music.
Russell Greer said:
Going back into the ASL program was a real challenge because I could not use my facial muscles and facial expressions are key with sign language and being understood. To deaf people I appear to be mentally challenged and therefore was frequently asked if I was mentally impaired
 
All while he screeches whatever charming shit into the void for our entertainment. The real entertainment being that no1curr about Russell's puny pipsqueak plights. :story:

Russ has had big dreams of breaking into "The Biz" for a long time and winning over people's respect and adoration by entertaining them. But the only entertainment anyone has ever felt because of Russhole is the schadenfreude and morbid curiosity they feel at his being an utter laughingstock, constantly failing at every scheme he tries.

It can only be "you against the world" for so long before it starts to break you. You need friends and allies to make it through life.

To take one example, Dear Leader probably would've cracked a long time ago, given the threats, the lolsuits, the Feds, Vordrak, and more. But while Jersh has his loyal Kiwis to support him emotionally and financially, Russ is on his own; he has systemically alienated anyone who might've helped and supported him, and quite likely even his own parents. The only people willing to put up with him are complete speds or people who're using him to bring down the Farms.

What do you mean Russ has no friends? He has "those close to him"! He has often referred to "those close to him" in his books, social media posts, and court filings! He has brought up many time how "those close to him" think that his lawsuits are sure-fire winners that can't fail, how the judges who have ruled on his cases or dismissed them are wrong or didn't understand Russ' genius, how his songs are nothing short of brilliant and should be Number One on the Billboards Top Ten, how those darn Kiwi Farms posters are mentally ill weirdos who should be shut down, and how Russ is generally an awesome, brilliant, cool stud and question how he could still be single! You're not SERIOUSLY suggesting that "those close to" Russ don't actually exist, and he's really just a lonely, sad, pathetic loner who has to lie about having friends, are you?

I think his claims of being a Mormon because he was happy (or whatever weird logic he was trying to use) are just as deceitful as his claims to be skilled at piano or anything else

I honestly don't think Russ has ever been happy. Maybe not even when he's being slobbered on by some hooker. Although the fact that he can pretend to own a woman for that brief period of time might get him as close as possible to something approximating 'happy.'

If Russhole was ever capable of feeling real happiness, I think it was killed off long ago by his narcissism and self-centered sense of entitlement, and his overall negative, spiteful, ugly personality. Shit-Lips believes he is OWED everything he wants and the world and will display gold medalist mental gymnastics to blame everyone else for not getting what he's OWED. Of course, any reasonable person can recognize that it's Russhole who is to blame for his miserable existence. He most likely spends most of his time seething that "others" are "cock-blocking" him from getting what he deserves, hateful, vile, most likely violent thoughts constantly cycling around his thoughts. Just like how that kind of shitty personality and worldview can negatively impact someone's physical condition, it can also kill their capacity to experience joy and recognize the good and positive things in life.
 
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Russ has had big dreams of breaking into "The Biz" for a long time and winning over people's respect and adoration by entertaining them. But the only entertainment anyone has ever felt because of Russhole is the schadenfreude and morbid curiosity they feel at his being an utter laughingstock, constantly failing at every scheme he tries.



What do you mean Russ has no friends? He has "those close to him"! He has often referred to "those close to him" in his books, social media posts, and court filings! He has brought up many time how "those close to him" think that his lawsuits are sure-fire winners that can't fail, how the judges who have ruled on his cases or dismissed them are wrong or didn't understand Russ' genius, how his songs are nothing short of brilliant and should be Number One on the Billboards Top Ten, how those darn Kiwi Farms posters are mentally ill weirdos who should be shut down, and how Russ is generally an awesome, brilliant, cool stud and question how he could still be single! You're not SERIOUSLY suggesting that "those close to" Russ don't actually exist, and he's really just a lonely, sad, pathetic loner who has to lie about having friends, are you?



If Russhole was ever capable of feeling real happiness, I think it was killed off long ago by his narcissism and self-centered sense of entitlement, and his overall negative, spiteful, ugly personality. Shit-Lips believes he is OWED everything he wants and the world and will display gold medalist mental gymnastics to blame everyone else for not getting what he's OWED. Of course, any reasonable person can recognize that it's Russhole who is to blame for his miserable existence. He most likely spends most of his time seething that "others" are "cock-blocking" him from getting what he deserves, hateful, vile, most likely violent thoughts constantly cycling around his thoughts. Just like how that kind of shitty personality and worldview can negatively impact someone's physical condition, it can also kill their capacity to experience joy and recognize they good and positive things in life.
The only thing that *might* make Russ happy is getting his narc- supply by falling into the career he wants in the biz and getting all the positive attention and respect he thinks he deserves. Having a high-value woman hanging off his arm, celeb lifestyle etc. Somehow cocoon him from bad reviews and phantom gigglers, just positive feedback all the time...

...And he'd only be happy for 2 minutes before he went nitpicking and looking for any sign he wasn't getting all the kudos he feels entitled to. Like being happy with his Ariana photo then deciding she wasn't smiling enough.

It wouldn't take any negative feedback. He's such a grudge-collector he'd go looking for reasons to feel insulted.
 
The only thing that *might* make Russ happy is getting his narc- supply by falling into the career he wants in the biz and getting all the positive attention and respect he thinks he deserves. Having a high-value woman hanging off his arm, celeb lifestyle etc. Somehow cocoon him from bad reviews and phantom gigglers, just positive feedback all the time...

...And he'd only be happy for 2 minutes before he went nitpicking and looking for any sign he wasn't getting all the kudos he feels entitled to. Like being happy with his Ariana photo then deciding she wasn't smiling enough.

It wouldn't take any negative feedback. He's such a grudge-collector he'd go looking for reasons to feel insulted.

Exactly. IF (and that's a BIG if) he was able to feel any real happiness by getting everything he wanted, that happiness would be very brief and fleeting. It wouldn't take long for Russ to go back to being a miserable, negative Russhole, demanding changes be made, demanding to be given new things, filing new lawsuits, and making life as miserable as he could for everyone around him. People like Russ can never be satisfied, no matter how good life is going for them. Nothing is ever good enough and they always want more and more. They are incapable of being satisfied with what they have and feeling grateful for the gifts and blessings that are already in their lives.

A great example of this is the way Russhole has absolutely no appreciation or respect for the Greers. They brought him into their family, gave him all the love they could, gave him a good life of safety and comfort, went to great expense to get him all the medical and functional help they could with surgeries and lessons in ASL, have always done their best to have his back even when he majorly fucked the pooch, paid for his education and only asked that he serve a mission first...and how does he repay them? He talks shit about them, he humiliated and dishonored them by getting arrested for writing a kill list on a toilet stall in high school, he didn't even try to take his mission seriously and skipped off to titty bars, he makes everyone in the family uncomfortable at family reunions by only talking about taking pop starlets to court and visiting brothels, when his sister (who was the only sibling he actually had a good, close relationship with) gets engaged he responds by writing a bitter and seething Facebook post like a spoiled child instead of being happy for her, when her wedding day comes he initially declines attending because he can't stand someone else being the center of attention and then tries to sabotage the day by changing his mind and demanding that his sister or her bridesmaid make a three hour round trip to come pick him up, and so, so much more. Not to mention how he's always seemed to place his biological family above the Greers (not that he treated his biological family any better than the Greers), as if the Greers aren't actually his "real" family despite everything they've done for him, including CHOOSING to bring him into their family and not just "having" him like a biological child. But has any of that ever been good enough for Dildo Saggins? Absolutely not. Nothing is ever satisfactory for Russhole, and nothing will EVER be satisfactory for him.
 
I think it's hilarious that Russ does not even care to make any friends. A "friend" to Russ is only a transactional relationship that can bring him closer to that sweet sweet vag.

With Russell there are no feelings of love, friendship, camaraderie, or social bonding. There is only the lust for pussy, and the anger of not receiving it.
 
I think it's hilarious that Russ does not even care to make any friends. A "friend" to Russ is only a transactional relationship that can bring him closer to that sweet sweet vag.

With Russell there are no feelings of love, friendship, camaraderie, or social bonding. There is only the lust for pussy, and the anger of not receiving it.

I think it's highly telling about Russ' mindset and his views on familial and friendly relationships when he wrote that the first time he truly felt loved was his first time with a prostitute. You know, a woman he paid to pay attention to him and provide him with sexual gratification? A woman who was otherwise a total stranger and probably spent their entire time together thinking about what groceries she needed to pick up or what she was going to buy with all the money Russhole paid her. Russ claimed to have felt loved for the first time by a woman who he paid to pretend to care about and act interested in him. If that isn't clearly and blatantly indicative of someone who is fundamentally broken as a human being, then I don't know what is.

How could there be? He's far too unique to relate to ordinary people in any way whatsoever.

It's a similar story to his views on recreational activities and hobbies like video games: if Shit-Lips feels like it isn't directly contributing towards accomplishing his goals and making his dreams come true, then he sees it as a waste of time and not worth his regard. Being a narcissistic hobgoblin, Russhole only values people if he thinks he can use them or get something from them. Everyone else is worthless to Russhole and might as well not even exist to him. Maybe that's why he's so shitty towards the Greers? Maybe he feels like he's gotten everything out of them that he can, so now they're no longer worthy of his consideration? It absolutely would be keeping within Pipsqueak's modus operandi.
 
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It's a similar story to his views on recreational activities and hobbies like video games: if Shit-Lips feels like it isn't directly contributing towards accomplishing his goals and making his dreams come true, then he sees it as a waste of time and not worth his regard.
ironically this attitude would be pretty effective at making him somewhat successful if he wasn't batshit crazy about the type of dreams and goals he pursues

being a workaholic generally isn't all bad, but if your "work" consists of writing up lawsuits to achieve dates with celebrities it sure is
 
It's a similar story to his views on recreational activities and hobbies like video games: if Shit-Lips feels like it isn't directly contributing towards accomplishing his goals and making his dreams come true, then he sees it as a waste of time and not worth his regard. Being a narcissistic hobgoblin, Russhole only values people if he thinks he can use them or get something from them. Everyone else is worthless to Russhole and might as well not even exist to him. Maybe that's why he's so shitty towards the Greers? Maybe he feels like he's gotten everything out of them that he can, so now they're no longer worthy of his consideration? It absolutely would be keeping within Pipsqueak's modus operandi.
Which is odd because having hobbies would allow him to expand his sphere social influence and have contacts in various fields because of it.
 
ironically this attitude would be pretty effective at making him somewhat successful if he wasn't batshit crazy about the type of dreams and goals he pursues

being a workaholic generally isn't all bad, but if your "work" consists of writing up lawsuits to achieve dates with celebrities it sure is

But remember, Russtard is lazy and quarter-assed on top of being a narc.

He does NOT want what he says he wants--not really. The music industry, like fashion, art, and even daily comic strips, is an endless black hole that needs constant fresh content to dazzle its consumers pushed over its event horizon. On a DAILY basis. Nonna this "SLUURP, it took me two years to write Moves Like Heidi Klum." shit. No, greasy gourd, you WILL be CHAINED to that beat up Korg that's barely teetering on two milk crates in your filthy hovel. You WILL be hounded by your agent, record execs, recording studio, tour organizers, individual show coordinators, small and large venue coordinators, and whoever else to GET WORKING. And then he'll slurp and bitch and pip and squeak about how harrrrrrrrrrd it is!!

Screenplays? Same shit, different coat of paint. And he WILL capitulate to changes made by Weinstein or whatever new sexpest is running Hollywood these days (competition for the greasy gourd). He WILL capitulate to changes the director wants. Hell, they did it with GREAT short stories like 1408, they'll do it to Meatballs 2: Electric Holocaust.
Even the likes of Burt Bacharach had to work hard and relentlessly--and with greats like Dionne Warwick while knowing his face won't be the one seen or remembered. And...I think he's done just fine. I have a couple of Bacharach compilations on my iTunes.

The first instance he quarter-asses a song or a screenplay, he is OUT. ON. HIS. ASS. with his missing HDMI cable and his plastic grocery bag. Back to slurping Costco muffins and Malt O Meal bagged cereal with chocolate milk like the homunculus he is. But, for me, that's always been one of my favorite reasons to follow Greer: His delusions of grandeur--where will it go next? :story:
 
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