David Davidson
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Can someone please decipher what Phil is trying to say here?
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"Oh no! Our cordon bleu recipe that totally isn't like every other cordon bleu recipe got leaked! We're ruined!"
Dented. Also I love how his food analogies show how pathetic his life is because his only frame of reference for anything is pigging out at restaurants.
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If there's an award at the end of the year for peak water-head moment for Phil, I'd call this a serious contender.
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So 5 years ago, roughly when Phil came crawling back, Twitch was a great place to be.
But once Phil went there, it started to get worse.
Before that:
Pigroach luck? Selective memory?
chicken man is back
But still acting happy that Twitch got fucked.
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He read that the "whole source code" of Twitch leaked. He thinks that anyone can now be just like Twitch. This ignores the hardware logistics of doing so and the fact that they would just be replicating an existing product.
The actual issues are the potential for further intrusions based on the available code and some advantages for Twitch's existing competitors like YouTube who could actually use the information to entice streamers by offering guaranteed money.
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Phil is trying to say he doesn't understand how the internet works.
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Besides confirming that he's an idiot when it comes to false equivalences, or trying to weasel out of his position because he knows he knows fuck-all about how a streaming website actually works?
hundredthousand
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Chicken Man will be banned again before the day is out.
der rademacher
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This seems to be a pattern...So 5 years ago, roughly when Phil came crawling back, Twitch was a great place to be.
But once Phil went there, it started to get worse.
"Help, I ran out of gin" maybe?
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Microsoft has had the full source code for Windows leaked, twice IIRC. Any programmer who is known to have even glanced at it became instantly unemployable because no competitor would risk infringement claims. Any site that pops up that's even remotely similar to Twitch will be under crazy scrutiny now as will all of their programmers.
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"you literally leaked..."
ummm...He seems to be rambling like he thinks Twitch themselves handed out the information. As far as this being unprecedented truth of the matter is this flaming fucktard has no idea what that word means but I'll be hanest gais, ok? I would argue he's a complete and utter stupid dunce who is an stupid idiot that is stupid I mean 2014 sony hack would like a word or the fappining...
but yes no hack...sorry leak like this ever happened before.
ummm...He seems to be rambling like he thinks Twitch themselves handed out the information. As far as this being unprecedented truth of the matter is this flaming fucktard has no idea what that word means but I'll be hanest gais, ok? I would argue he's a complete and utter stupid dunce who is an stupid idiot that is stupid I mean 2014 sony hack would like a word or the fappining...
but yes no hack...sorry leak like this ever happened before.
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Or restaurants either. He's acting like recipes are secret weapon system schematics and acts as if merely copying a restaurant's recipe would yield the same result. Can you imagine how much a denthead like Phil would fuck up a meal even if he followed the recipe to the letter? Second of all, he's talking about "leaking the methods of running the business" for a restaurant as if every restaurant has a completely unique way of running itself, like how different nations have different military doctrines. Most restaurants are ran in a very similar way. God I'm losing braincells just thinking about it.
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"Just being completely ahnest..."
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Phil is going to be getting a lot of exercise with all of his backpedalling today.
der rademacher
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Which any chinese company for example would not give two fucks for. Not that there are many that would have the rescources to get such a service up and running from the ground including the infrastructure. Tencent maybe, but that would be the only one that springs to my mind.
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Who the fuck wants to copy the way Twitch runs their business?
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Better question: who the fuck thinks getting business advice (or advice in general) from Phil is a good idea?
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Good god, exactly how much does this guy want his dick sucked for leaving the music in the game on? Only this moron could act like he's doing viewers a favor, and expect money in return, for playing a game the way it was intended. What a joke.
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I can. "Here is my daily dose of stupid"
The 'soup nazi' episode was a joke Phail.
Uhh, I'll have you know that Phil's business is extremely successful. His bankruptcy was a PERSONAL bankruptcy for behind the scenes reasons that have nothing to do with his business.
"But Phil, your business is a sole proprietorship and so there's no difference between your business and..."
Okaaaay, so we have an asshole who's just here to troll, let's get rid of him.
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