Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

I can't imagine Bonnie was following Kevin, he makes no secret of finding Kevin's gsgdgdgdgdh-posting repulsive. Which is funny, since it turns out of the two of them Bonnie's even more willing to do anything to get his rocks off.

you know they used to fuck when kevin had his dick not inverted, right
 
So this screeching gargoyle needs to earn in excess of $1,600 a month with her "sex work". How is this even remotely feasible? I'm not too Twatter-savvy but unless she webcams all day every day and has a bunch of degenerate freaks with deep enough pockets to pay to see the things she's not ALREADY posting publically , it ain't happening.

My guess is that Paul had plans to live off her and will bail as soon as it becomes apparent that his parrot prostitute isn't bringing in the paypig funds he hoped for. And if her "abusive transphobe" mother finally loses patience and stops bringing junk (probably vintage clothing or used furniture for resale?) or paying her bills, the abject tearful rage and begging will be hilarious.
 
Kindness herself said here that she wants something similar to one of Bonnie's guns but that she wanted more experience with his first.
How fun. For a moment there I thought you were talking about his dick. Do you guys think Alyssa would ever consider phalloplasty? Or is she firmly the type to larp as male while firmly retaining every single one of her female traits?

I'm betting on the latter. She doesn't seem to complain about dysphoria at all, and has no problems showing her vagina and sad sack tits on camera.
 
The highlights are his silly trans flag pistol and the giant Ruger rifle that he named after a pair of anime tiddies. I'd hazard a guess the former is what he carries with him routinely, i.e. when he was allegedly packing while Kindness quit her nannying gig.

As far as the lockbox notion we really don't know much either way, but on pure irrational bias I'm going to say he probably takes a kinda laissez-faire approach to gun safety arrangements.

ETA few more details: a survey of twitter search indicates that yes, these are his two personal weapons (although the tranch collectively owns many more):

Ruger 57, he calls it "Dominique," the rails are painted in trans pride flag colors.

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This is the cheap American version of the internet-famous FN Five-seveN meme gun. I will leave it to superior gun nuts to explain why this is a dumb choice of personal sidearm, but seriously, it's dumb.

Ruger .300 Winchester Magnum rifle, "Yoko"

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This is, to my admittedly limited eye, a Ruger Precision Rifle. Not super expensive as this sort of thing goes, about two grand and change before you get spendy with the optics and other accessories. He presumably spent extra for the .300 Win Mag because .308 doesn't make his balls feel big enough.
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Why would she be worried about money? Bonnie and her mom combined should be able to pay her expenses, right? Also Kindness eats at the food bank I guess
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Maybe you shouldn't have left your fairly easy and relatively well-paid job, then.

Assuming her tweets faithfully document the deterioration of her mental health she ain't never gonna hold another job. The only logical conclusion is her plan was to burn all her bridges and become the Mistress of Tran Ranch, but it failed spectacularly. Now she has to provide not only for herself and her animals, but the "healing" Don Pablo "Gordo" Mendoza as well.
 
So uh how exactly is she tweeting this mostly coherent apology if she doesn't have enough English-speaking headmates?

The sheer lunacy and coddling of this performative DID/spoony bullshit, fuck me. No one's allowed to be in a bad mood or to have a bad day or just be tired or whatever, no. Everything must be justified by some retarded condition like SORRY FRIENDO I HAD NO SPOONS TO REPLY TO YOUR THOUSAND TWEETS SORRY, and every single one of them treat these as ttly valid reasons in order to uphold the Grand Masquerade of their common delusion. Especially when said justification is easier to see through than clear glass.
 
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Lmao good luck reviving that "sex worker" career after turning into a hideously mutated acne-riddled T-monster. Nobody wants that shit except the thirstiest freaks.
 
Oh good, so we're getting more 'Twitter as narrator' again, you think she'd realize that it gets kind of obvious when the stream of consciousness tweeting continues no matter what she's supposedly doing. Driving? Not in control of her body? Seizing on the floor? Actually a parrot? All livetweeted. So convenient to let us know how amazing her soap opera of a life is.

She thinks she's going to get unemployment after quitting her last job?

That's not how unemployment works, moron.
Idk if you were reading from her intro in the ranch thread, but Alyssa made a big show of handwriting and not signing her resignation letter so 'she had more plausible deniability about quitting', her plan was to lie about it from day 1.
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Funny that we have archives here on the farms about her livetweeting her intent to commit unemployment fraud, among many, many other things.
 
That whole thing really confused me. Was she going to claim they fired her and forged the letter? The one she hand wrote, thus providing plenty of evidence it came from her directly?
You can't get unemployment if you're fired either - unless you can prove it was done unjustly... and they check with your previous employer.
 
She could make $1,600 a month being a sex worker.

Someone, somewhere would pay $25 to raw dog that in the cab of a semi down at the T&A.

That's only 64 tricks a month, or just about 2 per day.

Math!
I feel like Alyssa's sex work, if it's in person and not some kind of disappointing camwhoring, may go the Wuornos direction.

She's got firearms and mania and a sense of entitlement, and the kind of clients she'd be successful with are also people living on the margins. Probably not full-on murders, but she's definitely the kind to run off with a wallet or two.
 
Lmao good luck reviving that "sex worker" career after turning into a hideously mutated acne-riddled T-monster. Nobody wants that shit except the thirstiest freaks.
I dunno, there are rougher looking bird/robot baby women on street corners, and zero startup costs. Weirdly though, sex-positive cows never seem to take up this totally empowering form of legitimate sex work.
 
I feel like Alyssa's sex work, if it's in person and not some kind of disappointing camwhoring, may go the Wuornos direction.
Twitter (and the Soy Boys who push the "sex work is empowering!" agenda) believe that "sex work" should be defined as selling photo sets, videos, and audios of yourself on Twitter/OF/Whatever the fuck people are using these days, nothing more nothing less. These precious snowflakes can't handle the real world, so they're oblivious to the reality of sex work. Why would they go to a dingy hotel and fuck a sweaty old fat guy when they can make the same amount of money filming themselves putting a dragon dildo up their ass?
It's one of the biggest things that infuriates me about the online world. Selling photos of yourself in lingerie isn't on the same level as going to cheap motels, with a complete stranger, hooked on whatever drugs, with the chance of being trafficked, and giving 75% of your profit to your pimp. It isn't empowering. Nobody wants to get into sex work. It's a last resort.
 
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