Tom, Fuck off and leave me alone!

[AnOminous]

Have ANY of your lolsuits ever worked Tommy you dumb pedophilic dog fucking nigger?

He's too cowardly and lazy to file any lolsuits. Even Melinda has more balls than he does. Even Russell Greer is more competent. All Tom does is shart himself in rage and admit to molesting children again, while simultaneously denying being a child molester.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Have ANY of your lolsuits ever worked Tommy you dumb pedophilic dog fucking nigger?

are any of your mom's children less gullible than you , idiot who believes lies about strangers and fool who calls somebody like me "dumb" ?

Fact of the matter is that I've filed two federal actions; one as a class and the other over the death of my dog . both failed. i've filed three times in small claims court and won all three times, have filed four restraining orders and won three and have defeated a restraining order.

i have no intention of suing individuals other than site owners and their staff. If investigators decide to charge you with something, i had nothing to do with that, but none of you derpy dweebs are getting sued for anything by me.

 

[Procrastinhater]

are any of your mom's children less gullible than you , idiot who believes lies about strangers and fool who calls somebody like me "dumb" ?

Fact of the matter is that I've filed two federal actions; one as a class and the other over the death of my dog . both failed. i've filed three times in small claims court and won all three times, have filed four restraining orders and won three and have defeated a restraining order.

i have no intention of suing individuals other than site owners and their staff. If investigators decide to charge you with something, i had nothing to do with that, but none of you derpy dweebs are getting sued for anything by me.

Tom, everything people call you is because of stuff you've recorded YOURSELF admitting you ridiculous Buffalo Bill looking faggot.

 

[MediocreMilt]

He's too cowardly and lazy to file any lolsuits. Even Melinda has more balls than he does. Even Russell Greer is more competent.

This is the really funny part of this. For all the time he spends browsing the site, apparently he's never perused Lolcow and Lolcow LLP or TAKE THAT OFF THE GODDAMN INTERNET to see that people with more resources than him still go nowhere with this shit. And he thinks he's going to nail people with RICO for laughing at what a disgusting wretch he is.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

i have no intention of suing individuals other than site owners and their staff. If investigators decide to charge you with something, i had nothing to do with that, but none of you derpy dweebs are getting sued for anything by me.

Since under CDA Section 230, the site owners can’t be sued for what we post, it looks like your lawsuits are all destined to fail.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Tom's ability to act like an internet tough guy despite literally never getting his way is truly impressive. He's like the ultimate little boy who cried wolf. Even court-recognized retards like Greer and Malinda have accomplished more. You'd think after years (decades?) of empty threats he'd start to feel just a bit embarrassed, at least, but nope. My man just keeps on keeping on and we're all thankful for that.

there's a reason for all of this that the lot of you maliciously mendacious millennial mental and digitally dumbed down Gen-Z brats in Unterwearputzinbuttbahnfuehrer Sneasel / @Daisymae 's Angry Autistic Adult Asshole Army is that you are dealing with one of the funniest improvisational comics left alive in the world today. I heckled John Belushi on the Second City stage when he was fresh out of high school. You bet I'm fucking crazy and proud of it. Most of the internet tough guy shit is just bluster to invite stupid responses. that's what fung goo fighting is about. verbally abuse your opponent until they either realize that mortal combat over such dumb shit is too stupid to engage in or enrage them into charging at you which is a potentially fatally stupid move with somebody like me because i don't fuck around and i'll use whatever is at hand to hurt you with as badly as I can with my first strike after I block and parry your attack.
Meet my guru.

Tom, everything people call you is because of stuff you've recorded YOURSELF admitting you ridiculous Buffalo Bill looking faggot.

That's what makes the group psychosis so hilarious to troll busters like David Klepper. You believe the absurd and anybody who can get you to believe absurdities can get you to commit atrocities , which is what happens all over this site. What's the unofficial body count these days, dweebs?

The things I say and what you think I said are not at all the same, especially all these thousands of alleged admissions of pedophilia when nothing i admit to remotely qualifies as actually being pedophilia. Just a harmless , everyday adult and precocious minor encounter and nothing to be saying the things that are being said about today. The whole dog thing is all fetishistic paraphilic fantasies of sick, self-loathing , sado masochistic voyerus, shitposting their denial at me.

Tom, you do realize that many Kiwis are not Americans and therefore the US Attorney General would have no jurisdiction over us even if you did get your charges laid, right? And nobody in your government would ever go to the trouble to find and extradite anyone over mean internet words. You have to do a big boy crime like rape (especially of a minor) or murder for that.

that's moot. the source of the misinformation and incitement is in the states. i care fuck all about individuals stupid enough to pick up the ball and run with it in Europe. This is all nothing more than toxic fan fiction aimed at an international recognized underground arts event producer, content creator and performing artist with over 60 years track record. The way you all have obsessed on these talking points is self evident to anybody who knows what they're looking at , that you all have been programmed with bullshit. You will never be able to convince any sane person capable of critical thinking that I'm any worse than eccentric, because i'm very obviously eccentric but nothing worse.

 

[Daisymae]

Just a harmless , everyday adult and precocious minor encounter and nothing to be saying the things that are being said about

Pedo

 

[Gone Ham]

there's a reason for all of this that the lot of you maliciously mendacious millennial mental and digitally dumbed down Gen-Z brats in Unterwearputzinbuttbahnfuehrer Sneasel / @Daisymae 's Angry Autistic Adult Asshole Army is that you are dealing with one of the funniest improvisational comics left alive in the world today. I heckled John Belushi on the Second City stage when he was fresh out of high school. You bet I'm fucking crazy and proud of it. Most of the internet tough guy shit is just bluster to invite stupid responses. that's what fung goo fighting is about. verbally abuse your opponent until they either realize that mortal combat over such dumb shit is too stupid to engage in or enrage them into charging at you which is a potentially fatally stupid move with somebody like me because i don't fuck around and i'll use whatever is at hand to hurt you with as badly as I can with my first strike after I block and parry your attack.
Meet my guru.

That's what makes the group psychosis so hilarious to troll busters like David Klepper. You believe the absurd and anybody who can get you to believe absurdities can get you to commit atrocities , which is what happens all over this site. What's the unofficial body count these days, dweebs?

The things I say and what you think I said are not at all the same, especially all these thousands of alleged admissions of pedophilia when nothing i admit to remotely qualifies as actually being pedophilia. Just a harmless , everyday adult and precocious minor encounter and nothing to be saying the things that are being said about today. The whole dog thing is all fetishistic paraphilic fantasies of sick, self-loathing , sado masochistic voyerus, shitposting their denial at me.


that's moot. the source of the misinformation and incitement is in the states. i care fuck all about individuals stupid enough to pick up the ball and run with it in Europe. This is all nothing more than toxic fan fiction aimed at an international recognized underground arts event producer, content creator and performing artist with over 60 years track record. The way you all have obsessed on these talking points is self evident to anybody who knows what they're looking at , that you all have been programmed with bullshit. You will never be able to convince any sane person capable of critical thinking that I'm any worse than eccentric, because i'm very obviously eccentric but nothing worse.

I hope you break your keyboard sometime so that you shut up for at least a day

 

[Yarizuiiii]

there's a reason for all of this that the lot of you maliciously mendacious millennial mental and digitally dumbed down Gen-Z brats in Unterwearputzinbuttbahnfuehrer Sneasel / @Daisymae 's Angry Autistic Adult Asshole Army is that you are dealing with one of the funniest improvisational comics left alive in the world today. I heckled John Belushi on the Second City stage when he was fresh out of high school. You bet I'm fucking crazy and proud of it. Most of the internet tough guy shit is just bluster to invite stupid responses. that's what fung goo fighting is about. verbally abuse your opponent until they either realize that mortal combat over such dumb shit is too stupid to engage in or enrage them into charging at you which is a potentially fatally stupid move with somebody like me because i don't fuck around and i'll use whatever is at hand to hurt you with as badly as I can with my first strike after I block and parry your attack.
Meet my guru.

That's what makes the group psychosis so hilarious to troll busters like David Klepper. You believe the absurd and anybody who can get you to believe absurdities can get you to commit atrocities , which is what happens all over this site. What's the unofficial body count these days, dweebs?

The things I say and what you think I said are not at all the same, especially all these thousands of alleged admissions of pedophilia when nothing i admit to remotely qualifies as actually being pedophilia. Just a harmless , everyday adult and precocious minor encounter and nothing to be saying the things that are being said about today. The whole dog thing is all fetishistic paraphilic fantasies of sick, self-loathing , sado masochistic voyerus, shitposting their denial at me.


that's moot. the source of the misinformation and incitement is in the states. i care fuck all about individuals stupid enough to pick up the ball and run with it in Europe. This is all nothing more than toxic fan fiction aimed at an international recognized underground arts event producer, content creator and performing artist with over 60 years track record. The way you all have obsessed on these talking points is self evident to anybody who knows what they're looking at , that you all have been programmed with bullshit. You will never be able to convince any sane person capable of critical thinking that I'm any worse than eccentric, because i'm very obviously eccentric but nothing worse.

God what's it like to have a stroke halfway through the first sentence eh? must've really taken a while to come up with that dogshit alliteration

 

[repentance]

That's Hobo Law 101

Lolcow law based on how many of our cows believe it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Lolcow law based on how many of our cows believe it.

Is that a Greer thing?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

there's a reason for all of this that the lot of you maliciously mendacious millennial mental and digitally dumbed down Gen-Z brats in Unterwearputzinbuttbahnfuehrer Sneasel / @Daisymae 's Angry Autistic Adult Asshole Army is that you are dealing with one of the funniest improvisational comics left alive in the world today. I heckled John Belushi on the Second City stage when he was fresh out of high school. You bet I'm fucking crazy and proud of it. Most of the internet tough guy shit is just bluster to invite stupid responses. that's what fung goo fighting is about. verbally abuse your opponent until they either realize that mortal combat over such dumb shit is too stupid to engage in or enrage them into charging at you which is a potentially fatally stupid move with somebody like me because i don't fuck around and i'll use whatever is at hand to hurt you with as badly as I can with my first strike after I block and parry your attack.
Meet my guru.

That's what makes the group psychosis so hilarious to troll busters like David Klepper. You believe the absurd and anybody who can get you to believe absurdities can get you to commit atrocities , which is what happens all over this site. What's the unofficial body count these days, dweebs?

The things I say and what you think I said are not at all the same, especially all these thousands of alleged admissions of pedophilia when nothing i admit to remotely qualifies as actually being pedophilia. Just a harmless , everyday adult and precocious minor encounter and nothing to be saying the things that are being said about today. The whole dog thing is all fetishistic paraphilic fantasies of sick, self-loathing , sado masochistic voyerus, shitposting their denial at me.


that's moot. the source of the misinformation and incitement is in the states. i care fuck all about individuals stupid enough to pick up the ball and run with it in Europe. This is all nothing more than toxic fan fiction aimed at an international recognized underground arts event producer, content creator and performing artist with over 60 years track record. The way you all have obsessed on these talking points is self evident to anybody who knows what they're looking at , that you all have been programmed with bullshit. You will never be able to convince any sane person capable of critical thinking that I'm any worse than eccentric, because i'm very obviously eccentric but nothing worse.

By your own admission you engaged in a sexual act with a minor and masturbate to images of children. By your own admission you masturbated a dog, and have admitted to sexual arousal when seeing a dog. Enough said, chomo dogfucker.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

there's a reason for all of this that the lot of you maliciously mendacious millennial mental and digitally dumbed down Gen-Z brats in Unterwearputzinbuttbahnfuehrer Sneasel / @Daisymae 's Angry Autistic Adult Asshole Army is that you are dealing with one of the funniest improvisational comics left alive in the world today. I heckled John Belushi on the Second City stage when he was fresh out of high school.

Don’t mean shit. “Oh fifty years ago I was talented!” Yeah, well, you did absolutely fuck-all with it. John Belushi is a comedy legend while the only funny thing you can do is shit your pants.

that's moot. the source of the misinformation and incitement is in the states. i care fuck all about individuals stupid enough to pick up the ball and run with it in Europe.

Really? Sweet! I’m in the UK! One time Tom broke into a boarding kennel and he raped so many dogs that they had to carpet bomb the entire site.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

By your own admission you engaged in a sexual act with a minor and masturbate to images of children. By your own admission you masturbated a dog, and have admitted to sexual arousal when seeing a dog. Enough said, chomo dogfucker.
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lol. keep saying it all day every day, gullible, functionally illiterate sadomasochistic voyeur.

Don’t mean shit. “Oh fifty years ago I was talented!” Yeah, well, you did absolutely fuck-all with it. John Belushi is a comedy legend while the only funny thing you can do is shit your pants.

Really? Sweet! I’m in the UK! One time Tom broke into a boarding kennel and he raped so many dogs that they had to carpet bomb the entire site.

i still have more talent in my little finger than you have in that entire sack of septic shit your broken mind lives in. actually the UK is an easy one for me to slap you silly in the court. how close to the midlands are you, scouser? Barristers are cheap there and i have somebody who would happily serve you and beat the living shit out of you if you were stupid enough to try something with him.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Meet my guru.

He's funny though, you never are. Like ever, I mean yes we laugh at you but not because you're funny like him. He's not even that funny either.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

This is the really funny part of this. For all the time he spends browsing the site, apparently he's never perused Lolcow and Lolcow LLP or TAKE THAT OFF THE GODDAMN INTERNET to see that people with more resources than him still go nowhere with this shit. And he thinks he's going to nail people with RICO for laughing at what a disgusting wretch he is.

stay stupid , mush head milt. that's not what i'm coming after anybody for. laugh all you like, but libelous incitement are not protected speech and by allowing it to happen , the site is in violation of it's own TOS. prove me wrong with an actual rational argument boy, put a sock in it or persist in looking like a fool for all eternity, as you wish.

 

[MediocreMilt]

by allowing it to happen , the site is in violation of it's own TOS

Can you cite that specifically?

What part of the TOS of the site dedicated to documenting and laughing at Internet weirdos prohibits documenting and laughing at Internet weirdos?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Don’t mean shit. “Oh fifty years ago I was talented!” Yeah, well, you did absolutely fuck-all with it. John Belushi is a comedy legend while the only funny thing you can do is shit your pants.

Really? Sweet! I’m in the UK! One time Tom broke into a boarding kennel and he raped so many dogs that they had to carpet bomb the entire site.

I heard Tom allegedly molested a bunch of French terriers in Quebec in 1971. It was so bad they had to call in the military, and covered it up with an assassination of a politician. They called it the Tomtooter crisis before the zionist's shoddy cover up.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

i still have more talent in my little finger than you have in that entire sack of septic shit your broken mind lives in.

I think that unlikely, being as how I have a job, whereas you spent the day chasing a chihuahua around the dog park while ‘Yakkity Sax’ played in the background.

actually the UK is an easy one for me to slap you silly in the court. how close to the midlands are you, scouser?

Nowhere near. Also a “scouser” is specifically someone from Liverpool. Also you said you weren’t coming after individuals. Anyway, my name is Anthony Hancock and I live at 23 Railway Cottages, East Cheam, if your boy can get that far south.

Barristers are cheap there and i have somebody who would happily serve you and beat the living shit out of you if you were stupid enough to try something with him.

Hate to break it to you, but a barrister who beats people up would get disbarred very swiftly. Are you sure he was actually a barrister, or was he a “barrister” in the same sense that you’re a “journalist?”

Since you can’t even coordinate your ass with the toilet, I very much doubt you can do anything to me, so I will libel you with impunity. Is it true that one time you did so many drugs that thick black smoke poured from your anus?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I heard back in the 70's Tom sharted so bad in a suburb of Niagara Falls they had to seal the whole place off as an environmental disaster and build a landfill to contain it.