Tom and Jacob Sockness Love Triangle - They're fat enough to count as 3 people

[Daisymae]

tbh idk what this is but it creeps me out

 

[obliviousbeard]

Thanks, I hate it.

 

[Space Cooter]

Sockness has been all over Tom's comments and live streams. I was going to make a similar thread about about this budding love story called "Love in the time of emphysema"

Tom. This is a situation that could be actually dangerous my man. I know you're more afraid of phantom kiwis and ambeasts and commiedickgirls....but sockness is a menace.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Sockness is funny as shit. Dude fucks morbidly obese black men and troons. My man is high test

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Friend zoned by a guy who would blast Chris full of tard semen. @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg . You must feel do much shame.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Sockness has been all over Tom's comments and live streams. I was going to make a similar thread about about this budding love story called "Love in the time of emphysema"

Tom. This is a situation that could be actually dangerous my man. I know you're more afraid of phantom kiwis and ambeasts and commiedickgirls....but sockness is a menace.

Actually,just let Sockness have Tom. I was denied of a Buffalo Bill Arc with Chris-Chan.

Better not make the same mistake again.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tom needs to renounce his homosexual ways and let Jesus into his heart.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Tom gets raped and murdered by Sockness.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I hope Tom gets raped and murdered by Sockness.

At the very least, turned into a skinsuit and made to watch as Jacob dances around him spinning mall ninja weapons.

 

[human trash]

he had to rebound from wanting to fuck chris at some point. why not triple down on an even grosser tranny?

 

[Procrastinhater]

What we have here is the makings of a romantic classic for the ages, like Romeo and Juliet, Bonnie and Clyde, or Idi Amin and that Scottish doctor whose name slips my mind.
They're perfect for each other.
And I thought Chris and Barb were the most fucked up couple this God forsaken timeline was going to gift us with.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Sockness is the kind of person who experienced his sexual awakening during the Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

What we have here is the makings of a romantic classic for the ages, like Romeo and Juliet, Bonnie and Clyde, or Idi Amin and that Scottish doctor whose name slips my mind.
They're perfect for each other.
And I thought Chris and Barb were the most fucked up couple this God forsaken timeline was going to gift us with.

Just wait until Jacob's current kissyhuggy gets jealous of his crush on Uncle Tom. Tranny Chaser Chapter 2: There will be Blood.

 

[I am vomit]

I wonder which one of them is going to snap and wear the other like a suit first.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Sockness wants to be infantilized and "taught" by Tooter in some sort of incestuous, statutory rape role-playing scenario. Jacob is only a $92 Amtrak train ticket away from Tom's door and immediately trying to fondle him (or worse) while babbling like a baby.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg you should check out Jacob's really cool subreddit. I got some good links you'll like, really cool guy to have in your Rainbow Family.
On death curses
On being part of your family
On your favorite subject

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

what we have here is a pack of insane sadomasochistic voyeurs, painting two queer artists with a brush loaded with the colors of their own sick fetishes and paraphilic fantasies. Your sexualization of every aspect of my life is notably stupid.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

what we have here is a pack of insane sadomasochistic voyeurs, painting two queer artists with a brush loaded with the colors of their own sick fetishes and paraphilic fantasies. Your sexualization of every aspect of my life is notably stupid.

Aren’t you the guy who can’t even own a dog without wanking it off?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

what we have here is a pack of insane sadomasochistic voyeurs, painting two queer artists with a brush loaded with the colors of their own sick fetishes and paraphilic fantasies. Your sexualization of every aspect of my life is notably stupid.

You refuse to heed the warnings given to you regarding Jacob Sockness. Chris, of all people, had to be protected against Sockness. He will sexually harass you, attempt to troll you, curse you, then show up at your door. You will shit your pants and scream for help or indulge in his micropenis to spite us. We're at stage 2, Tooter. Good luck.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You refuse to heed the warnings given to you regarding Jacob Sockness. Chris, of all people, had to be protected against Sockness. He will sexually harass you, attempt to troll you, curse you, then show up at your door. You will shit your pants and scream for help or indulge in his micropenis to spite us. We're at stage 2, Tooter. Good luck.

This is the kind of lolcow crossover I can really get behind. Much as Sockness will get behind Tom prior to raping him.