You're missing out the frozen cubes of tomato juice up the ass.
And I posted a link to
this clip from a Belgian talent show to find a replacement member for a popular girl band, but it's worth sticking in a few caps to show how bad "undercover" tranny costumes can be. This guy passes fairly well facially, and might have got away with it a few years ago, but every other part of his body screams "man". He's got huge shoulders so they've sewn some really weird ruffles on the dress to try and pull your eye inwards instead of outwards. Sadly it just looks old-fashioned. As in Victorian or 1940s old-fashioned.
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On top of that his false boobs are not only saggier than the breasts of a woman his age, but they seem to be hung on the bottom of his ribcage. I guess that the big swooping V at the front of his dress is also designed to pull your eyes from his shoulders. It just makes his waist look odd, and makes me wonder if he's wearing a padded ass too.
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Then you put him beside a real woman and it's obvious how he's not.
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At least one kid wasn't fooled, or hadn't been warned in advance. This is what we're all thinking when we're asked to be nice.
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