Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[Sammich]

Women are known for masturbating their clits off in Gator's world. Incredible.

Gator. You're unfuckable. Keep with the red hot takes though, they're real panty droppers.

Yaniv actually smacked his cunt so hard and often he knocked his "clit" off. I'm guessing gaydur is all about the trannies these days.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

It's kinda amazing this fat faggot that no one respects has a 256 page thread tbh

 

[veri]

It's kinda amazing this fat faggot that no one respects has a 256 page thread tbh

257 now

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

This really helped me to relate to this situation as if it happened in real life, just seem to hit different than the original.

Dick humouring Gator and asking a few softball questions was good work on his part, but Gator is lucky Dick was friendly to him because you can tell Dick doesn't buy a word he's saying.

I think it's fair to point out I had to pitch down Gator's voice and heavily re-edit and rearrange pretty much everything he said. Dick was somewhat friendly but he's good at bringing out the retardation in people; his responses, while superficially polite, are extremely cold at the very least if not downright offensive.

After this, if I were Gator, I would have absolutely refused to interact with Dick, which is exactly what might have happened (I don't know if they even talked directly to each other after this, I refuse to listen to the Wetback Show).

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I think it's fair to point out I had to pitch down Gator's voice and heavily re-edit and rearrange pretty much everything he said. Dick was somewhat friendly but he's good at bringing out the retardation in people; his responses, while superficially polite, are extremely cold at the very least if not downright offensive.

After this, if I were Gator, I would have absolutely refused to interact with Dick, which is exactly what might have happened (I don't know if they even talked directly to each other after this, I refuse to listen to the Wetback Show).

In all fairness, Gator doesn't need Dick to prod him along in order for him to dig a hole.
See:

 

[Puck]

@Spectre_06 and Gator accuse each other of trying to obtain dox:
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Lockerroom talk between Gator and a literal quadraplegic:
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Don't you just hate when you can't bring your hot blonde Puerto Rican girlfriend to orgasm because she's lost all sensitivity in her clit because she had sex with 50 guys?
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Gators incel rage is some of my favorite content on the farms

 

[Fannyscum]

Does anyone have the chef hat rare Gator? Someone just took their nuggies to the next level:

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[AltisticRight]

Does anyone have the chef hat rare Gator? Someone just took their nuggies to the next level:
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Nice reference to the Puerto Rican blonde's pussy you'll never get to devour, gaydur.
Why is his name in jap? You'll never be Japanese, anime isn't real.

 

[heathercho]

Nice reference to the Puerto Rican blonde's pussy you'll never get to devour, gaydur.
Why is his name in jap? You'll never be Japanese, anime isn't real.

Because he's trying to save the huwhite race, you cuck. Have you not ever saved the huwhite race before? Like all his favorite huwhite heroes, he's going to do it by race mixing.

Really though, it's strange, he doesn't seem to have a thing for Asian girls, hapas or anything like that. There's no thirsting over Lauren Chen. Just non-existent animu girls.
Is Gaytor Gay? Is he unable to save the white race because he has gay seed? Why "fuck" a "blonde" Puerto Rican? She'd be a mixed race bottle blonde? How can you save the white race when you're an incel, Gator?
What is it he gets out of anime?

His title is even worse because it's based on some light novel revolving around being reincarnated as slime.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

After this, if I were Gator, I would have absolutely refused to interact with Dick, which is exactly what might have happened (I don't know if they even talked directly to each other after this, I refuse to listen to the Wetback Show).

I have a theory and I think it's actually the other way around.
Gator was invited to Knoxville, Dick hadn't met gator before that (only interacted briefly on the show). After Knoxville, Gator was not invited to any more IRL meetups, Road Rage events, Vegas, anything, and I think that it was because Dax told Ralph not to bring gator along ever again.
I am convinced that as long as Ralph goes to a TDS or anything involving Dick, Gator will not be invited.

Sure you could also explain this away by EVERYONE, including Ralph, realizing during Knoxville that Gator scares away women, acts like a dweeb and a retard and kills any conversation with his hot takes, looks like he smells (and he probably does), and they've all just been avoiding him ever since.
But I do think it's mainly been Dick telling Ralph that if he wants to meet him, he should not bring Gator.

Unrelated but I just realized that the Anime Boomers logo looks like something a teenager would have made using MS Word 20+ years ago.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Does anyone have the chef hat rare Gator? Someone just took their nuggies to the next level:
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Hey at least it’s not a deep fryer. Maybe Gator will lose the Gunt before PPP. We have faith in you Gator

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Don't you just hate when you can't bring your hot blonde Puerto Rican girlfriend to orgasm because she's lost all sensitivity in her clit because she had sex with 50 guys?
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There's a fucking comment section of women daring to tell jokes about their sex life, the fucking audacity of it. Gator is right to be calling out all these women for having sex, especially since those same girls have denied TheGatorGamer sex his entire life!!

Gator is right, all women should have to live chaste lives of piety and dedication to men, who can sleep around as much as they like. In fact, it's better for women - see as Gator has found out through his long and varied sexual career, women who have too much sex stop enjoying it.

That's right you sluts! If only you stop having sex with all those Chads you might actually enjoy yourselves more!

Who hurt you Gator?

 

[Chris Mclean]

Women are known for masturbating their clits off in Gator's world. Incredible.

Gator. You're unfuckable. Keep with the red hot takes though, they're real panty droppers.

It doesnt even make sense in his internal incel logic.
>Any women can get any guy they want.
>All women are sluts that fuck every guy that gets close.
>But they also masturbate so much their brains are fried and they can't enjoy cock.

Why would they spend all day masturbating if they can get the real thing anytime they want?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gator could be the only man left in the world and he still wouldn't get a woman.

 

[BlackGorillaPerson]

Where's the anime coomer podcast gaydur? its been over 10 days since you recorded it. i need your white hot takes

 

[veri]

There's a fucking comment section of women daring to tell jokes about their sex life

it's so funny just to imagine a group of women telling eachother jokes about their sex life and fucking gator just barges in and starts talking about his extensive knowledge of female sexuality

 

[Niggernerd]

white hot takes

Hehe perv

 

[Terrorist]

it's so funny just to imagine a group of women telling eachother jokes about their sex life and fucking gator just barges in and starts talking about his extensive knowledge of female sexuality

Imagine if he started bantering along with them in esoteric oldfag style. "Heh, sounds like a wild night. Hope you don't get AIDS and close a public pool due to it, el em ay oh."

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Gator could be the only man left in the world and he still wouldn't get a woman.

At least he and Spectre can keep each other company.

Imagine if he started bantering along with them in esoteric oldfag style. "Heh, sounds like a wild night. Hope you don't get AIDS and close a public pool due to it, el em ay oh."

Yelling "BRING BACK SNAAAAAACKS" like Ralph trying to talk about anything.

 

[6thRanger]

Imagine if he started bantering along with them in esoteric oldfag style. "Heh, sounds like a wild night. Hope you don't get AIDS and close a public pool due to it, el em ay oh."

This is just what he wants you to think.

I'm sure as we speak Gator is laughing, the morning sun reflecting off his sunglasses on the shores of Puerto Rico. Multiple blonde haired local women feed him slices of Little Caesar's pizza, happy to be in the presence of co-host of the famous Killstream.

As the women try to suck his cock, screaming over each other in their own IBS match in order to determine who goes first, Gator expertly sorts through the important Twitter news of the day using his eagle eyes, preparing his newest steaming hot take. A big grin fills his face as his master utterly destroys an enemy of their empire in full view of the public. Life is good if you're the undoxable GatorGamer.