🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

I wish I was as cool as Ralph. There is nothing cooler than dunking on your ex's choice of children's media by showing off the current scag's appreciation for media containing children. The absolute king does it on Twitter no less, and as we all know only cool and stable people use Twitter.

It's the exact opposite of what a pathetic dipshit would do.

 

[Quato Lives!]

I predict a child abuse charge related to shaken baby syndrome in his future.

 

[donjulio]

I predict a child abuse charge related to shaken baby syndrome in his future.

Or it disappears into his fat folds. Not sure if that counts as endangerment.

I imagine the kids gonna have a very fucked up life as it is. I’m not sure anyone in the household will care enough about it’s well being. Maybe cps will need to get involved but who knows really. Could be having a kid, again, will change something in Ralph.

But Seeing how well he cared for his mother, I’m not holding my breath.

 

[Fougaro]

Imagine boasting about that, no shame. She is pregnant, taken over the role of his mother and the only one who is holding down a proper job. All while Ralph shits himself and screams about it on the internet.
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At least some people got the baby proof they wanted.

So trans women are real women or May is a sea horse. Our current understanding of biology has been BTFO'd either way!

 

[Fannyscum]

THA AYYYLAWGS TRIED TO BURY ME GATOR! TRIED TO PUT ME IN THE HOLE WITH SALTY SANDRA (ARRRRR.I.P.)

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I'm loving this angle he's trying to sell to his audience with Lil Xannie. Somehow it's not in Ralph's control: For some reason he can't establish parentage through the court system to exercise his legal right to see his first born son. Maybe he means it's in the hands of God, CHRIST IS KANG. As if his retarded hillbilly audience haven't had to deal with custody issues before.

But seriously Ralph, you haven't held or even laid eyes on your own son and instead of fighting for that like any normal man would, you're kvetching on Twitter like a girl while Lil Xannie is being raised by other men to be a Commiefornia tranny, rather than a red-blooded West-Memphis RalphaMale. Disgraceful.

I'm debating submitting "Keep the lineage going to further Nuke the haters and the Spies" to random.txt lol

 

[Truly Rural]

Well aye have one boy already but that one doesn't count 'cos he's an aylawg. The main reason it needs to be a boy is so Ralph's lineage doesn't produce classic West Virginia style family. Sandra was right to abort all the female fetuses she was pregnant with.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

THA AYYYLAWGS TRIED TO BURY ME GATOR! TRIED TO PUT ME IN THE HOLE WITH SALTY SANDRA (ARRRRR.I.P.)
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I'm loving this angle he's trying to sell to his audience with Lil Xannie. Somehow it's not in Ralph's control: For some reason he can't establish parentage through the court system to exercise his legal right to see his first born son. Maybe he means it's in the hands of God, CHRIST IS KANG. As if his retarded hillbilly audience haven't had to deal with custody issues before.

But seriously Ralph, you haven't held or even laid eyes on your own son and instead of fighting for that like any normal man would, you're kvetching on Twitter like a girl while Lil Xannie is being raised by other men to be a Commiefornia tranny, rather than a red-blooded West-Memphis RalphaMale. Disgraceful.

I'm debating submitting "Keep the lineage going to further Nuke the haters and the Spies" to random.txt lol

Wait, did Ralph almost trip into his mom's grave when they buried her? And then blamed it on us? I don't remember anyone trying to bury him or is he trying to be hyperbolic? It's so hard to tell with him.

I really hope Xander grows up to be the biggest fag to ever exist, just to spite Ralph. I hope after like 17 years Xander shows up at Ralph's door, who by now has forgotten about him just to mock him. At least he won't have had to pay a dime to care for his first retard baby. I guess that counts as a win for a Ralphamale.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

THA AYYYLAWGS TRIED TO BURY ME GATOR! TRIED TO PUT ME IN THE HOLE WITH SALTY SANDRA (ARRRRR.I.P.)
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I'm loving this angle he's trying to sell to his audience with Lil Xannie. Somehow it's not in Ralph's control: For some reason he can't establish parentage through the court system to exercise his legal right to see his first born son. Maybe he means it's in the hands of God, CHRIST IS KANG. As if his retarded hillbilly audience haven't had to deal with custody issues before.

But seriously Ralph, you haven't held or even laid eyes on your own son and instead of fighting for that like any normal man would, you're kvetching on Twitter like a girl while Lil Xannie is being raised by other men to be a Commiefornia tranny, rather than a red-blooded West-Memphis RalphaMale. Disgraceful.

I'm debating submitting "Keep the lineage going to further Nuke the haters and the Spies" to random.txt lol

Thank you for admitting that my shitposting to a forum you never have to look at made your year a tiny bit worse. I plan to continue at least through 2021.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

THA AYYYLAWGS TRIED TO BURY ME GATOR! TRIED TO PUT ME IN THE HOLE WITH SALTY SANDRA (ARRRRR.I.P.)
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I'm loving this angle he's trying to sell to his audience with Lil Xannie. Somehow it's not in Ralph's control: For some reason he can't establish parentage through the court system to exercise his legal right to see his first born son. Maybe he means it's in the hands of God, CHRIST IS KANG. As if his retarded hillbilly audience haven't had to deal with custody issues before.

But seriously Ralph, you haven't held or even laid eyes on your own son and instead of fighting for that like any normal man would, you're kvetching on Twitter like a girl while Lil Xannie is being raised by other men to be a Commiefornia tranny, rather than a red-blooded West-Memphis RalphaMale. Disgraceful.

I'm debating submitting "Keep the lineage going to further Nuke the haters and the Spies" to random.txt lol

I think this is confirmation that May is having a girl. Otherwise Ralph would never even acknowledge he could produce a female fetus. Poor kid.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I think this is confirmation that May is having a girl. Otherwise Ralph would never even acknowledge he could produce a female fetus. Poor kid.

A girl would be befitting as his hubris of Ralphamale netted him in an even gayer situation than what Jarbo has. Difference being is that Matt loves his kids whereas I can see Ralph obviously skirting all actual parental responsibilities as much as he possibly can or do a real half-assed job about it. "MAY YEW GON' HOMESKEWL DAT KID RITE? I GOT DA KILLSTRAME TEH PREEPAIR FER!"

 

[MediocreMilt]

Difference being is that Matt loves his kids

his girlfriend's daughters

Ralph is pathetic, but never forget, so is Matt.

Which is worse? In theory Matt, except that the highlight of Ralph's life was apparently dunking on Matt, and so we're left with and Ouroboros of loserdom. So it goes.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

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Well that answers that question. Say your prayers, little ones.

EDIT: Guntguard Kaz already in full swing:

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[MediocreMilt]

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Well that answers that question. Say your prayers, little ones.

But will Ralph ever meet her, and how disappointed is that fan from earlier that wanted Ralph to have another son to "nuke the haters"?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

But will Ralph ever meet her, and how disappointed is that fan from earlier that wanted Ralph to have another son to "nuke the haters"?

I'm just legitimately surprised the Gunt didn't get a betting pool to gamble on the gender of his second child.

 

[BlackGorillaPerson]

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He gave up a son to have a daughter. BETA

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

But will Ralph ever meet her, and how disappointed is that fan from earlier that wanted Ralph to have another son to "nuke the haters"?

Guess May is going to have to reroll, eh? Faith gets the only true Ralphamale heir.

It’s ironic because I’m sure Faith would have preferred a little girl because the family already had 4 boys. In May’s case I don’t think they even considered spite baby might be a girl.

The unspoken but epic disappointment of the mouth breathing misogynists in his audience is fantastic.

 

[FM Bradley]

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Well that answers that question. Say your prayers, little ones.

EDIT: Guntguard Kaz already in full swing:
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He's putting out Exploitable memes on purpose at this point, right?

 

[Haru Okumura]

"My son will rectify it one day himself."

Cope.



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[byuu]

Which is worse?

Guy who takes responsibility and is a father to "his" children vs guy who cries about his child bride aylawging him and never did anything for his son.

 

[RichardRApe]

It's a girl!

Time to celebrate Mantsu! Empty the accounts, we're going to the casino!!!!