Gambling Gunt - Gunt's Latest Vice

[veri]

I think he was hurting for cash, thought he was smart enough to gamble his way to some easy money, and is now addicted.

gambling machines were made illegal on july 1 which is around the time he would’ve started planning his trip. my guess is that impacted his choice of vegas, so he could get a taste of gambling again. probably made a big winning (likely rigged in some way to increase his odds) and got too confident. even if ralph genuinely thinks he is gaining say 500 dollars, he doesn’t take into account that he’s 1000 in the hole to get there. vegas casinos will let you get bigger wins to make you spend more money and i believe that the purpose of las vegas is to try to get you addicted. any smart person knows that after you make that big win you stop there, but these casinos know that people with addictive personalities will bring them the most money.

Spoiler: powerlevel/tmi?

i say this as someone with an addictive personality/impulsive. on its own it’s not bad as long as you still practice self control and avoid potential addictions and bad habits before they start. we all know ralph makes no attempt for either which is bad on its own but worse when you consider his constant need for revenge/spite, stubbornness, and always wanting to be a winner. it’s also why he is fat, because he has no impulse control and is addicted to sugar and fast food.

the best and in some cases only option to not fall into a bad habit/addiction is to avoid it completely. ralph won’t do that, and he has no one to tell him to avoid potential addictions because he’s shown multiple times in the past that he will without hesitation cut off anyone who’s not an enabler/criticises him.

another reason to support my theory is the man purse. he wanted to show off his “winnings” even though if you add up the money spent vs money earned from gambling doesn’t add up to the 900 dollars his bag cost (let’s be real, he probably netted a negative number of dollars after that trip). so yes ralph, keep bragging about your gambling habit and your “free week in vegas” as you dig a deeper hole in your pocket. you are burning through what money you have and don’t even see it.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

"free week in vegas" doesn't vibe with me either. unless he dropped 6 figs i don't think a modern vegas casino would give him an entire week. even if they were suffering or desperate. He more than likely slipped and then caused enough of a ruckus for that "free week". he would have shown it on stream if he genuinely got it. just a simple look shows unless you're a millionaire you aren't getting a "free weekend" going through loyalty programs, and comps not counting that haven't existed since Ralph was born.

Its 100% an image thing, its so much cheaper for him to drive the 3 hours north,

 

[High Tea]

"free week in vegas" doesn't vibe with me either. unless he dropped 6 figs i don't think a modern vegas casino would give him an entire week. even if they were suffering or desperate. He more than likely slipped and then caused enough of a ruckus for that "free week". he would have shown it on stream if he genuinely got it. just a simple look shows unless you're a millionaire you aren't getting a "free weekend" going through loyalty programs, and comps not counting that haven't existed since Ralph was born.

Its 100% an image thing, its so much cheaper for him to drive the 3 hours north,

Could Odysee Julian who lives in Vegas, Dick or one of his paypigs be paying for it?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Could Odysee Julian who lives in Vegas, Dick or one of his paypigs be paying for it?

yes! On the other hand if i was going to fly someone out and spend thousands on them. i wouldnt chose Ethan Ralph, i'd probably chose someone from https://tryst.link/ Ethan doesnt know how to have a good time. his streams in vegas sucked, remember he walked around like a dementia patient, he hyped up some free concert as if Richmond doesnt have those every fucking weekend.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

gambling machines were made illegal on july 1 which is around the time he would’ve started planning his trip. my guess is that impacted his choice of vegas, so he could get a taste of gambling again. probably made a big winning (likely rigged in some way to increase his odds) and got too confident. even if ralph genuinely thinks he is gaining say 500 dollars, he doesn’t take into account that he’s 1000 in the hole to get there. vegas casinos will let you get bigger wins to make you spend more money and i believe that the purpose of las vegas is to try to get you addicted. any smart person knows that after you make that big win you stop there, but these casinos know that people with addictive personalities will bring them the most money.

Spoiler: powerlevel/tmi?

i say this as someone with an addictive personality/impulsive. on its own it’s not bad as long as you still practice self control and avoid potential addictions and bad habits before they start. we all know ralph makes no attempt for either which is bad on its own but worse when you consider his constant need for revenge/spite, stubbornness, and always wanting to be a winner. it’s also why he is fat, because he has no impulse control and is addicted to sugar and fast food.

the best and in some cases only option to not fall into a bad habit/addiction is to avoid it completely. ralph won’t do that, and he has no one to tell him to avoid potential addictions because he’s shown multiple times in the past that he will without hesitation cut off anyone who’s not an enabler/criticises him.

another reason to support my theory is the man purse. he wanted to show off his “winnings” even though if you add up the money spent vs money earned from gambling doesn’t add up to the 900 dollars his bag cost (let’s be real, he probably netted a negative number of dollars after that trip). so yes ralph, keep bragging about your gambling habit and your “free week in vegas” as you dig a deeper hole in your pocket. you are burning through what money you have and don’t even see it.

Ralph’s poker machine crack was taken away this summer so he had to start traveling to scratch that itch and if you’re going to go all the way to Vegas you certainly can’t just blow $100 on a machine for a few hours. Gotta go big or go home.

Ralph has been obsessed with getting places to gamble for the past three months and it’s glorious. There is no better choice for a father to be than becoming a degenerate gambler. Amanda must be so thrilled to be hitched to such a big winner!

 

[blackboots]

My favorite thing is the "speculation" that Ralph is easily addicted to shit.

The overweight, pill popping, black-out drunk alcoholic, terminally online 24/7, who only doesn't smoke more because it would eat into his other addictions like accessory shopping, might be easily addicted to gambling, fighting, and anything else? No way!

But genuinely, it makes me giggle. I tried to write a detective character with addictions to everything, but he was a workaholic, exercise addict instead of smoking and social media, (and no opies/hard illegal drugs because cop) and I used to think I exaggerated it too much, now sometimes looking at the Gunt, I think I underdid it.

 

[Gangster Talk]

"free week in vegas" doesn't vibe with me either. unless he dropped 6 figs i don't think a modern vegas casino would give him an entire week. even if they were suffering or desperate. He more than likely slipped and then caused enough of a ruckus for that "free week". he would have shown it on stream if he genuinely got it. just a simple look shows unless you're a millionaire you aren't getting a "free weekend" going through loyalty programs, and comps not counting that haven't existed since Ralph was born.

Its 100% an image thing, its so much cheaper for him to drive the 3 hours north,

I'm guessing he either signed up for some rewards program or something or he outright just made it up. Vegas hotels don't comp like they used to, even meals and shit used to be on the house but the corporations realized tourist retards will pay either way. They will treat high roller customers, but Ethan is throwing around hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars if he's really getting stupid. That is not a high roller, that is every other sucker in Vegas and on the lower end.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Honestly if he wasn't such a braggadocious faggot who needs to show his "Ws to own the haters" he'd just go to somewhere closer that had Indian casinos, or at the very least go to Laughlin which is ~2 hours outside of Vegas but has all of the shitty gambling amenities you could want. They will gratuitously give out comps for several days as well as cover round flights. It sheds some light to me that there's more to it than a simple gambling addiction but trying to live that IG fantasy lifestyle to again, "own da hayterz".

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Honestly if he wasn't such a braggadocious faggot who needs to show his "Ws to own the haters" he'd just go to somewhere closer that had Indian casinos, or at the very least go to Laughlin which is ~2 hours outside of Vegas but has all of the shitty gambling amenities you could want. They will gratuitously give out comps for several days as well as cover round flights. It sheds some light to me that there's more to it than a simple gambling addiction but trying to live that IG fantasy lifestyle to again, "own da hayterz".

best musical i've ever went to was in Laughlin, Hugh Jackman was amazing in it; Anna Kendrick looked her best then too.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

best musical i've ever went to was in Laughlin, Hugh Jackman was amazing in it; Anna Kendrick looked her best then too.

Was it at Riverside? I've only ever been there, Harrah's and Tropicana. They're all pretty much identical as far as the floor format is concerned but eh.

Back on topic: I'm honestly amazed Ralph doesn't play the lottery or buy scratchers. I would think that would be the most obvious wigger thing to do but I suppose he doesn't get the thrill since there aren't any flashing lights and silly noises or sportsball for that matter. Has he ever shown any interest in horse racing? What am I saying, he's fucked one, of course.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

"free week in vegas" doesn't vibe with me either. unless he dropped 6 figs i don't think a modern vegas casino would give him an entire week. even if they were suffering or desperate. He more than likely slipped and then caused enough of a ruckus for that "free week". he would have shown it on stream if he genuinely got it. just a simple look shows unless you're a millionaire you aren't getting a "free weekend" going through loyalty programs, and comps not counting that haven't existed since Ralph was born.

Its 100% an image thing, its so much cheaper for him to drive the 3 hours north,

No, they absolutely will. I was there with a buddy for a convention years ago and two guys in suits approached us as we left the elevator offering us a free week of accommodations if we booked within the next year. We spent around 90% of our waking hours in vegas either at the convention center across town or stumbling drunk around the streets, so it's not like they're picky on who they offer it to either. We didn't accept, because only a retard accepts a "free" lunch. I imagine they still pull at least 50% of what you would normally pay out of you through "resort fees" and a bunch of other nickel and diming anyway.

Ralph on the other hand is a retarded hick whose fans don't live in the real world, so he probably thought he was targeted as a high-roller of some sort, and is now bragging about it to his retarded listeners who think it's a sign of how charismatic and influential he is.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

"free week in vegas" doesn't vibe with me either. unless he dropped 6 figs i don't think a modern vegas casino would give him an entire week.

My theory: Ralph got a promotional email from the hotel he stayed at last time, they offered him a "deal," and just like his "VIP" concert that was free, he greatly exaggerated it in order to feel better about himself.

I also think he's intentionly going broke to prevent the Vickers from collecting child support, which, if true, is a brilliant strategy, and he should stay on course.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Ralph’s poker machine crack was taken away this summer so he had to start traveling to scratch that itch and if you’re going to go all the way to Vegas you certainly can’t just blow $100 on a machine for a few hours. Gotta go big or go home.

Ralph has been obsessed with getting places to gamble for the past three months and it’s glorious. There is no better choice for a father to be than becoming a degenerate gambler. Amanda must be so thrilled to be hitched to such a big winner!

Bet you her Parents are even more thrilled. Wait till they find out the cost of the ring she has and how much Ralph has spent on a man purse.

 

[MeltyTW]

"free week in vegas" doesn't vibe with me either. unless he dropped 6 figs i don't think a modern vegas casino would give him an entire week. even if they were suffering or desperate. He more than likely slipped and then caused enough of a ruckus for that "free week". he would have shown it on stream if he genuinely got it. just a simple look shows unless you're a millionaire you aren't getting a "free weekend" going through loyalty programs, and comps not counting that haven't existed since Ralph was born.

Its 100% an image thing, its so much cheaper for him to drive the 3 hours north,

its weird how desperate he is to flex money on us when we only discuss his money because he values it. youre fighting a losing fight pig if you proved somehow you had all the money you dont then wed just shrug our shoulders and point out you shit your pants to make you ree and spend that money on equipment to scrub your pants for shart to "own the farms". we bring up hes blowing money on these trips so he can ignore his existential depression and he feels the need to pretend its free this time lol. i bet hell lie about being the biggest winner that week too. hell say the whole strip cheered as he paraded around a record winnings

 

[Fannyscum]

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Ralph needs everyone to understand that he only made a bad bet because it was free. Sounds a little sensitive about it if you ask me:

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[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Not the best day for gambling Ralphabros:
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Ralph needs everyone to understand that he only made a bad bet because it was free. Sounds a little sensitive about it if you ask me:
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“It’s a free bet” I have feeling that Ralph is going to say that a lot during his gambling arc lol.

 

[Cow Poly]

Ralph we can make that $ back. Football all day baby. All day

 

[MeltyTW]

A 25 free bet from a gambling addict but he's doing fine in gambling and finance

 

[Kramer on the phone]

NGL Ethan's made pretty causal bets, betting on auburn to come back is like doubling down on 11, its the "smart" money, he hasn't really made insanely bad ones so far. nothing truly uniquely bad.

 

[BlackGorillaPerson]

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Ralph and his free bets will make him rich. But who will win gunty or mantsu. too bad ralph wont live stream it in case he loses and breaks down in tears and impotent rage