Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

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TherapyMan said:
Ralph: "I'm being kept from my son that I've made no effort to see!"
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NAWWWT TRUUUUU
He was avidly in his child's life, I mean sure he was a face on a screen to a baby that can barely see anything - but he was there!

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Of all the awful, terrible shit Ralph does on a near weekly basis - I would be able to at least give him credit, even a modicum of respect, if he was a good dad. He can't even do that, has to lie about why he is not on the birth certificate. It is truly damning, and the sort of shit that should end up on Jeremy Kyle.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Of all the awful, terrible shit Ralph does on a near weekly basis - I would be able to at least give him credit, even a modicum of respect, if he was a good dad. He can't even do that, has to lie about why he is not on the birth certificate. It is truly damning, and the sort of shit that should end up on Jeremy Kyle.
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People whose fathers ditched them either emulate dear old dad or resolve to do for their child what their father never did. Considering that Ethan’s father raped him until he became an enthusiastic participant, at which point it was just “making love” in his mind, it’s probably for the best that he stays far away from Xander. But he should still be sending at least $2k/month in child support.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
People whose fathers ditched them either emulate dear old dad or resolve to do for their child what their father never did. Considering that Ethan’s father raped him until he became an enthusiastic participant, at which point it was just “making love” in his mind, it’s probably for the best that he stays far away from Xander. But he should still be sending at least $2k/month in child support.
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I guess the issue which the Vickers face when weighing this up is whether the money is worth the risk that Ralph could get visitation rights. As things stand, no money is coming from Ralph - although a court ordered DNA test could be brought into play at any time... I think? - but then that would potentially have Ralph visiting, and in later years Xander visiting Ralph. Unless they can argue that his behaviour should preclude him from doing that. Which, while I think it should, may not be the view of the courts.

This being the case shows that Ralph probably, with effort, could have access to his son. He could get visitation rights, and he knows it. What Ralph is really upset about here is that Xander is not his son on terms amenable to him - those being Faith would be a child bride forced to work a minimum wage job, whilst his new flame Pantsu would raise the children (and her own which Piggy would stick in her) and he would effectively get to fuck her as he pleases. His plan, I would speculate, would be to trade Pantsu in again at a later date and relegate her like he did with Faith. In essence, the Gunt wanted to set up a harem of broken women to pump out children...

Now you might say all of that is a bit of a leap - and sure it is - but given the living situation Pantsu and Ralph tried to sell to Faith, and the actions and behaviours of Ralph in general, it certainly seems plausible.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
I guess the issue which the Vickers face when weighing this up is whether the money is worth the risk that Ralph could get visitation rights. As things stand, no money is coming from Ralph - although a court ordered DNA test could be brought into play at any time... I think? - but then that would potentially have Ralph visiting, and in later years Xander visiting Ralph. Unless they can argue that his behaviour should preclude him from doing that. Which, while I think it should, may not be the view of the courts.
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You can’t get blood from a stone. Ethan will do whatever it takes to avoid paying child support, including sabotaging his own official income to become legally indigent. Bad idea to marry MANda unless he wants her Subway earnings to become fair game in this. For many reasons I don’t think he’ll marry her, but this is a big one.

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How does the Gunt backhand you for an obvious suggestion and you just sit there and take it?
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His fans are bitch-made wiggers like him. They’re basically an army of Gators. That’s why it cracks me up when he brags about his supposed popularity. It’s not an achievement to be admired by total fucking losers even more obese, friendless, and doomed with women than Ralph is.
 
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Ralph's a good boy he dindu nuffin! Those damn Vickers it's all their fault, he is the victim in all of this. It is so pathetic to hear a grown man keep saying all that nonsense. The worst part is he probably believes his own bullshit. I'm sure Xander will really appreciate being abandoned for 18 years so he could avoid paying what he owes. I guess his man purses and overpriced steaks are more important than taking financial care of his son.
 
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You can’t shame the shameless.

This asshole is really going to ruin any chance at a positive relationship with his son just to score an imaginary point against KID DIDDLER and broke dick farms. :story:

Besides, if an attorney is from Manhattan, he MUST know what he’s talking about. Duh.

“Sorry, son. Your mom and grandpa didn’t like me so I had no choice but to deprive you of the financial support you deserved. You get it right? Don’t you go aylawggin’ me!”
 
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human trash said:
learning about your dad via kiwifarms is one of the saddest possible things that i can imagine

it's even sadder when you realize that it's gunt. though probably not the worst lolcow to have as a dad, i guess. up there though
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I am unable to name a single person on the forum with kids who is a bigger freakshow. Maybe those Munchausen by Proxy moms, but those are people guilty for how they behaved as parents, not who they were before being parents.
 
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human trash said:
learning about your dad via kiwifarms is one of the saddest possible things that i can imagine

it's even sadder when you realize that it's gunt. though probably not the worst lolcow to have as a dad, i guess. up there though
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Nah Gunt is one of the worst case scenarios, he doesn't have a entire forum dedicated to him for nothing.
 
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I am unable to name a single person on the forum with kids who is a bigger freakshow. Maybe those Munchausen by Proxy moms, but those are people guilty for how they behaved as parents, not who they were before being parents.
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that's a good point. i was factoring in all cows but there's no point in entertaining estranged children with most of them.

lowtax as my dad comes to mind, but despite him beating women and spending five grand plus to fuck trannies he's somehow a couple of tiers below gunt
 
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