DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

Going forward, I don't think it's fair to call Phil's supporters (and this includes people who give "troll" superchats) pay pigs. There are certain connotations with that moniker that I believe is too high brow for Phil's supporters. I know it is crazy to think such a thing but we have hit that point.

Respectfully disagreed. The subs in a findom relationship are just as pathetic as Phil's dentheads, in fact in a findom relationship it is expected of a paypig to reimburse the dom for their dumb impulse purchases, that's called a "tribute." Regular payments are referred to as "tithes" similar to Phil's tips goal, his regular expected tithe from his paypigs is 150 per stream. What do subs get out of a findom relationship? Nothing. Depending on the dom, the paypigs also get berated when they give money. Phil's no different, hell he spergs out if you pay him using a wrong method (suppachattos rather than tips) or if you tip too much and therefore make the other piggies close their wallets! Or well, I guess you could say that the subs in a findom relationship get some sort of twisted sexual satisfaction from it, just like how Phil's paypigs get some twisted satisfaction from thinking that they just owned the trolls or whatever other nonsense.

That's why I think that using the terms for subs from findom which are "paypig", "money pig", "moneyslave" and "cashslave" are perfect for describing Phil's tarded audience. Hell, it is even more appropriate now that it's known that Phil doesn't need that money to survive, he just spends it all on dumb shit. The shattering of that illusion that you're helping him survive has fully transformed him into the dom part of the equation of a Findom relationship.

 

[harbinger]

Or well, I guess you could say that the subs in a findom relationship get some sort of twisted sexual satisfaction from it, just like how Phil's paypigs get some twisted satisfaction from thinking that they just owned the trolls or whatever other nonsense.

I like to think (or if you prefer, I would argue) that it is still sexual for Philip’s whales.

 

[Sup3r]

Not in the ironic salty fashion that Dave does to Wings, I call that criticism not trashing him, he calmly explained like I posted earlier the WAkhando was a serious mistake coming from a man who has his house paid off, that isn't trashing him

Wings trashing Dave would be like "DSP is a stupid pig for not saving money the fat fuck"

And yet none of that happened

You do know criticism isn't the same as trash talk right?

Wings even said he enjoys DSP... Which is probably more cringe

It's because wings is far more aware than most lolcows. Wings knows he's a joke, whereas Phil has deluded himself into thinking that he is much bigger than he is.

 

[Coke Zero]

Did all the writers take the day off? Today sucked

Recently I just check in here a couple of times per day hoping to find there's like 200 new pages because phil finally said nigger or something on stream. The bank leaks were fun but phil is just too boring to really even waste much time with anymore. People here manage to come up with a lot of hilarious and interesting stuff considering the source material but phil is just so boring and uninteresting the vast majority of the time lately.

 

[Sup3r]

Recently I just check in here a couple of times per day hoping to find there's like 200 new pages because phil finally said nigger or something on stream. The bank leaks were fun but phil is just too boring to really even waste much time with anymore. People here manage to come up with a lot of hilarious and interesting stuff considering the source material but phil is just so boring and uninteresting the vast majority of the time lately.

The problem is that Phil does everything he can to be as boring as possible. All of his most recent events have all either been him while drunk or someone leaking something that affects his narrative.

 

[Lady Adjani]

It's because wings is far more aware than most lolcows. Wings knows he's a joke, whereas Phil has deluded himself into thinking that he is much bigger than he is.

DSP is also far more sheltered from the outside world, he'd snap if he got half of the harassment wings gets.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I agree after all the leaks and "public" knowledge of his spending. 2 things are abundantly clear to the outsider.

1. Dave HAS NEVER been in any financial hardship. (yes we know this but the common man did not and took his word for it.)
2. Calling Phil's whales is not the correct term because it is much more akin to findom. It is much more similar where the donor enjoys being subjugated/humiliated and obediently hands over money. For being so sex averse he has technically created a fetishistic network supporting him.

That is what gets me though, when he ranted about Twitch on Thursday he went straight to Twitch as a sex site when clearly through the earning the top earners were gamers and Amaroth. He has been doing exactly the same thing as the "twitch thots" if not even worse, at least they are clear-cut about it.

Maybe Dave has a humiliation fetish? By the way, the clear drinking is getting obvious now he has been plastered playing super monkey ball.

 

[Old Tonto]

I love how he just pretends the DIY cabinet scene doesn't exist and that MAME somehow can't play his favorite fighter.

You can even get a quarter slot thing and those special extra clicky arcade buttons if you want.

Northcoast Custom is still around, isn't it? I know Groovy Game Gear still is. Hell, even MicroCenter got into the act a couple years ago. Not that Phil would drop the sort of coin you'd need for an arcade rig when it could go for literally hundreds of Hogan pulls, but there are options available for even luddites like DSP.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Greedy YouTube streamer has zero respect for his audience

This dude is completely out of control lmao

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Big Ups to @Piece of Peace for this

His ungratefulness comes out so subconsciously it is the real Phil we see when he begs, and PoP narrates his point to exceptional standard

If 150 was a goal, why not stop there? Yet it puts off major tippers who want to "help"

Bonus lulz to who commented about JaxxRaxor being the dumdum who tips early

Piece, if this wasn't you, I'm a faggot

If it is, I'm still a newfag for double posting in this thread in the past

 

[Freshtodeath]

It's clear from the leaks that he is unable to be frugal and save money. I was listening to him yesterday talking about pinching pennies so he can pay his bills this weekend lmao. At some point he has to look back and realize oh shit I should have saved.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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He would argue Far Cry 6 is the best Far Cry yet. Translation: "I need the tips RIGHT NOW!"
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[FamicomGorby]

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Wow, Fallout 3 in 4k? Truly only possible on the Xbox Series X and not something we've had for fucking years with some mods on the PC.

Still don't get why Dave has some obsession with resolution except possibly thinking higher quality video=higher quality stream. He doesn't wear his prescription glasses while streaming so I doubt he could actually tell the difference between 720 and 1080.

Still uses a potato webcam for his face cam though, wonder why he doesn't make his face HD?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Can someone explain or even post his losses when stream goals aren't even met?

We know the income is substantial, but for extra lulz if he even reads this thread is the desperation of the money he's lost on streams alone with people not stepping up d00ds

Idc if there are behind the scenes payments by his PayPigs, he shows of the goals as a "victory" I think it's time he knows how much he has lost!

p.s pliz pretty pliz, this would make an awesome thread how much money isn't in the Piggy's wallet

P.P.S last thread for a while since I went full Tard and posted in the wrong thread

 

[Freshtodeath]

He mentioned paying for a lawyer in regards to the leaks? what exaclty is reason he is wasting money? What the fuck is a lawyer going to do? no money was stolen either so BOA isn't entitled to a refund of any kind.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He mentioned paying for a lawyer in regards to the leaks? what exaclty is reason he is wasting money? What the fuck is a lawyer going to do? no money was stolen either so BOA isn't entitled to a refund of any kind.

Not explicitly, he said something about "making a report" regarding the leaks and them costing money. So I'd say he hasn't cause he has no money to hire one and couldn't find a Lionel Hutz to try and sue the Farms for libel or something.

If he spent anything it was probably on lifelock or some other identity protection thing/identity theft recovery service.

 

[gh0stzero]

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Wow, Fallout 3 in 4k? Truly only possible on the Xbox Series X and not something we've had for fucking years with some mods on the PC.

Still don't get why Dave has some obsession with resolution except possibly thinking higher quality video=higher quality stream. He doesn't wear his prescription glasses while streaming so I doubt he could actually tell the difference between 720 and 1080.

Still uses a potato webcam for his face cam though, wonder why he doesn't make his face HD?

Are they redoing the textures as well? You can't just have 1024x1024 textures or even lower res on things at 4k res and expect it to look good. If anything it'll look worse.

He mentioned paying for a lawyer in regards to the leaks? what exaclty is reason he is wasting money? What the fuck is a lawyer going to do? no money was stolen either so BOA isn't entitled to a refund of any kind.

I seem to be in the minority but sounds like he's preparing a legal defense or (more likely) bullshitting about bills he really needs support via tips with.

 

[Freshtodeath]

In this video he mentions paying a lawyer

 

[blahblahblah678]

It's clear from the leaks that he is unable to be frugal and save money. I was listening to him yesterday talking about pinching pennies so he can pay his bills this weekend lmao. At some point he has to look back and realize oh shit I should have saved.

No he won’t. We will still be here to laugh at him when he doesn’t.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Wow, Fallout 3 in 4k? Truly only possible on the Xbox Series X and not something we've had for fucking years with some mods on the PC.

1. Phil and PC? 2. It's too cahmplicated to (install a mod manager and) insert some mahds into a folder. Also, that's not how the developers intended you to play the game. Bethesda wants you to suffer. It just works! It works every time!

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Still uses a potato webcam for his face cam though, wonder why he doesn't make his face HD?

Haha you know why.
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[DaveSydeBennet]

He would argue Far Cry 6 is the best Far Cry yet. Translation: "I need the tips RIGHT NOW!"
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Can this retard come up with a better excuse than, “ Nuh uh it’s not the same tuhuhu”? Like, we know you don’t give a shit about video games, dave, so why even pretend to have these shitty opinions?