Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Gregory House M.D said:
I'm leaning more towards Klinefelter's, to be honest. It explains everything far better than autism- Chris' personality, body type, sexual deformities, and lack of social skills, fucked up development, it's all there.

I know the adage "think horses, not zebras," but the zebra makes too much fucking sense.
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I'm pretty sure Klinfelter's has been conclusively ruled out in Chris's case.
 
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It's hilarious he feels the need to list all his favorite characters. I lol'd at how random the list is, bunch of anime and video game characters, then Papa Smurf and then Iron Man. He could have just written "all fictional characters" immediately without going on a tangent.
Calling himself Jesus and God, dude is just completely gone. Throw a way the key.
 
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Butt Pluck said:
It's hilarious he feels the need to list all his favorite characters. I lol'd at how random the list is, bunch of anime and video game characters, then Papa Smurf and then Iron Man. He could have just written "all fictional characters" immediately without going on a tangent.
Calling himself Jesus and God, dude is just completely gone. Throw a way the key.
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I got curious who Dr Wolf was. Google says that he's a brony that does YouTube videos. :story:
 
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Umaru Doma said:
What I wouldn't give to read Chris's prison diary until my brain leaked from my ears... Give it a few years to get really juicy, and maybe there's a way to get it independently published?

If I remember correctly, prisoners can't earn money on books they write/are written about them while they're still serving time, something to do with one of the famous serial killers earning absurd amounts that way in the past. So it's basically a win/win.
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Umaru Doma said:
No, they don't have personal TVs in their cells or any way to play it. The communal TV is likely an older wall mounted model or possibly even one of the old fat back ones, depending on funding.

I wasn't able to find this specific jail's commissary list, but here's one example:
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Prices are so cheap because prisoners with jobs make pennies on the hour, fwiw.

Edit, here's another example that lists a few electronics, about what you'd expect:
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I hope they put him on atypicals and he eats for fun. Some G's come out beefed up, Cwc is comin out thiccc
 
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So wait, he's playing a game of iniquity on a canamaz? If only the prison's Muslim Brotherhood or Nation of Islam chapter heard about this.

Chris better pray to himself that the Merge brings him representation from Harvey Birdman and Phoenix Wright before someone beheads him in the cafeteria.
 
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I find it even crazier than the previous letter. Weens and enablers have rotten his brain more than autism, autism alone doesn't do that to you in a normal environment.

But he's still an insufferable faggot, the reincarnation of all insufferable faggots. It'll be so cool to see his face when the judge cancels the merge and he gets sentenced to give up his godly status.

Or when, as a part of his sentence, he's going to get force-fed with antipsychotics which are gonna shut down all his delusions, stripping him of all his powers.
 
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Why is Chris's lawyer allowing him to incriminate himself? I mean, I'm all for Chris taking a plea of insanity and being institutionalized for the rest of his days but is that really the only avenue they are going to allow themselves to pursue?
 
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