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The fuck is this absolute retard talking to a Manhattan attorney for?
Also absolute cope, in this tweet. Just admit you don't give a shit about your son and move the fuck on.
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Also absolute cope, in this tweet. Just admit you don't give a shit about your son and move the fuck on.
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I agree. We cannot shame Ethan over a child he does not care about.
10 Years into the future:
"GAYDUR! LOOK AT ZANDER TRY TO DANCE FOR MUH APPROVAL! HUEHUEHUEHUE BOY'S GONNA HALF TO TRY HARDUR. I MADE HIM WHO HE IS AND HE THINKS IM GONNA NOTICE HIS RETARDED ASS? THIS LITTLE FAGGOT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MY NAME! FUCKING SNAKE KEEPS TALKING TO HIS WHORE MOMMA! FUCK HIM AND FUCK JOSH MOON!"
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I just hope he doesn't throw Zander to Pantsu to be her plaything if Zander is stupid enough to try and get to know his 'dad'.
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Well after the Shartaning we learned that Ralph considers any attorney who answers his twitters DM his attorney so it could be just a rando online telling him this.
Ralph says Manhattan coz it makes him sound like a big shot.
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I'm sure Xander will be absolutely beating down the door to meet the guy that published revenge pornography of his mother.
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It's okay that I ran from my responsibilities like a nigger because Xander will come find me when he grows up to ask "Why weren't you there for me, daddy?"
Father of the Year.
Christ is King.
Father of the Year.
Christ is King.
So Ralph's son will shoot him for being a chomo rapist who tried to abort him and left because he couldn't abuse faith into polyamory while larping as someone who'd find that degen ?
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Ralph says this when he has gone on legal record saying he hasn't bothered to go through the required steps to get his name on the birth certificate, and has Tweeted out saying that the financial cost of having Xander recognised as his and getting visitation rights isn't worth it.
He's literally said that having contact with his son isn't worth the cost. I'm sure Xander will love to hear about that - this Wigger is gloating about being steps ahead whilst constantly proving the point of what a useless father he is. Edit: For the people who think Ralph is a narcissist, it is worth noting that Ralph only views visitation with his son as how it impacts him and fails to consider how it could be a positive experience for his son.
Plus, how is keeping a child from the father that released revenge porn of the mother over petty internet nonsense a ridiculous idea. Ralph is an abuser, and Faith for all her faults shouldn't have to deal with that. I don't think Xander will ever see Ralph, not as a father anyway - maybe he'll visit his sibling, but tbh Ralph shouldn't expect to be a live in dad with May anyway.
Do we even give Ralph another 18 years to live? Ronnie was in much better shape than Ralph and died at 64. Ralph is a complete mess physically, and has multiple addictions, is incredibly stressed and is a fat fuck - he'll be mid-fifties by the time Xander might come see him. He's probably just gonna be a bum at that point the way things are going, or more likely dead.
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Who’s trash can did he pull that cake from?
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Every time it looks like he's hit the bottom of the drama over baby 1, the bottom drops out again.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Plus he drives badly and while under the influence.
Famke Slamssen
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Basically what I was thinking. To put it in terms he understands, Vegas is giving around 8:1 odds for Ralph reaching 50.
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Ethan? Pumpkin? Zander, who is not your son, will be raised by his mother and grand father who both hate you and will instantly point to where YOU put in a legal document that you, yourself, are willfully and knowingly making absolutely no effort to prove you are the father, which you are not. Zander will hear this. Zander will see this. Zander will want nothing to do with the man who allegedly gunted inside of his mother and abandoned her and him for a self admitted loli-con tranny. You clearly didn't think this through. Ever.
NickColeman
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My God, he's so fucking white trash and stupid. It's almost pitiful.
Edit: Zander "Rectifying" it one day.
Edit: Zander "Rectifying" it one day.
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So Ralph's gonna wait for the child support to come to him? I don't see how he can spin his inaction towards proving he's Xander's father as a win. I can understand his spin on most things and see how his delusional or ignorant fans can eat it up but there's literally no spin to win this. If he really wanted support from this, he'd prove he's Xander's father and put in a lawsuit for custody rights. Could probably grift with a few bigger names to get some some financial support rolling in, but he probably knows if he did this that money would go towards child support.
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What a weird way of saying “Fuck my child! I want nothing to do with you and wish you were never born!”. He could’ve shortened all this and been more direct tbh
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Ralph: “I’m rerolling stats with this new better kid!”
Also Ralph: “My son will come find me”
Yeah he’ll come find you Ralph. He’ll show up to piss on your grave.
Also Ralph: “My son will come find me”
Yeah he’ll come find you Ralph. He’ll show up to piss on your grave.
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Your son is going to show up angry, resentful, hurt and more importantly will absolutely want to hurt you to the equivalent of 18 years. If the drugs booze or jail don’t stop you. He will gunt.
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Ralph admits that there are actions he could take that could give him access to Xander in the long-term, but has decided that instead the onus should be on Xander - the baby that has only been alive for mere months - to come find him. He's just utterly, utterly pathetic. Clearly for Ralph Makers Mark is thicker than blood.
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