Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Have you ever sat on a Prayer Rug and, with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience.
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This quote is great, it must be a humbling experience for Chris to sit in a jail cell playing solitaire on an Islamic prayer rug.

I also find it pretty amusing Chris doesn't want his case to be dismissed, he wants a pardon...probably just him being a dumbass but you can only be pardoned if you've been convicted of a crime. Maybe his lawyer has let him know he's pretty much screwed after the last letter (and now this one).
 
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If I were given this and asked to question if this person was sane or faking. It actually reads more like faking then real insanity. He goes on his I'm Jesus shit, but then has entire practical sections asking for money. Someone insane enough to believe they are Jesus would beleive it to the point that they emulate him. They are the type of people who will refuse to eat because they believe they can make food out of nothing, etc. They take on all aspects of him as media/bible states it should be.
 
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"Food’s mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry."

I feel like this is the same thing Jack Scalfani would say about prison food.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
If I were given this and asked to question if this person was sane or faking. It actually reads more like faking then real insanity. He goes on his I'm Jesus shit, but then has entire practical sections asking for money. Someone insane enough to believe they are Jesus would beleive it to the point that they emulate him. They are the type of people who will refuse to eat because they believe they can make food out of nothing, etc. They take on all aspects of him as media/bible states it should be.
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It's really not that Chris is insane, but he is stupid enough to believe his own bullshit. It's feats of self defeat like this, that make him who he is.
 
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I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type you may Remember (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many good Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies.




Chris is someone's prison bitch confirmed.
 
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I figured, as soon as I saw Null post Chris's address, that people would start writing him and he'd start demanding money. (Not that a really determined ween couldn't get the address anyway eventually but that made it easier .)
No wonder he's so batshit insane, coddled and enabled in fantasy his entire life, by Borb, Rocky, Null & Co., and weens/paypigs.
 
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Chris is really dedicated to his delusions. Next thing you'll know when he gets released (if that ever happens), Chris will change his name, yet again, by adding Jesus.

I thought Kenneth and Chris were enemies.

Shit, does this mean that 'Sonichu' will be taking the stand if it ever comes to it?
 
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The fact he refers to Virginia Jail as 'jail of fale' further backs the point that his blissful narcissism/ignorance in regards to the entire situation is going to fuck him up in court. It's been over two months, yet he's still sat in there believing that nothing bad is going to happen to him he's managed to convince himself that he's god.

Also, the 'goddess log' sounds interesting. Wonder whether he's written it like the bible?

"Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made (out) and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara's safety and (hers and mine) keep of the Temple remains of higher priority."
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It's fucking gold that he's still begging for money in the letter.
 
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How many of you wanna bet his praying mat looks similar to this and he bought it for da pretty colors!?

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Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengle. I assume it's because Kengle is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.



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Actually no, I can sit on my bed and play solitaire on my phone.

Cuz I'm not sitting the way rotting in a jail somewhere.
 
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