Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Ophelia said:
Leave Barb alone.
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
2 and 3 are the most important take aways here, Barb's gone through enough and Chris encouraging people to go visit is horrible for her and him should the court get wind of it.

And Chris has the minimums covered in terms of food, clothing and housing and alike what he is begging for is money for what luxury items he has access to via the commissary in the Prison he doesnt need them and they will go towards validating his entitlement even more, he needs to suffer some form of punishment for this to even start sinking in that he's done wrong.
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Chris still doesn't understand what he did to his mom is serious business, and that it's best to keep anything regarding her low key or don't bring attention to it, but Chris loves attention, so fuck it. Where ever Chris goes, he needs to have it all, so obviously, while he's in jail, he needs to have everything. He should have is inmate account revoked because if it's anything like his bank account, once Chris gets money in, he will quickly spend it and beg for more, repeating the process.
 
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The Grimace said:
Will he get away with raping Barb by continually acting like he's Jesus? Granted, it only seemed to start when he was actually jailed.
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Most likely not. People forget that a Legally Insane plea is Chinese algebra levels of difficult to get in court. Also, even if he got it, that means he'll be put away in a loony bin for probably longer than he would if he went to prison.
 
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Gregory House M.D said:
I personally disagree.

In an alternate timeline, I see Chris living a pretty relatively normal life, one that could've been attained with only a few changes.

Early on, Bob and Barb learn of their son's mental and medical issues and instead of lying to Chris, they commit to being better parents- they seek out help. (which, even in Virginia in the 80s and 90s, wasn't uncommon) Bob is a more stern but more understanding father, raising his son from Greene Elementary and graduating from the county's school district, but actually deservedly on the honor roll. Since the administration doesn't have to deal so much with Chris' tirades, he's given passage. Chris speaks with a therapist biweekly, and as he gets older, sorts out his sexual frustrations. He also does well at PVCC- making a name for himself as a pretty good CADD student, even making Mary Lee Walsh's Dean's List, and the two remain on good terms. Chris lands a decent job, and since he's more emotionally balanced and was taught boundaries and rules, the internet becomes a passing interest. Maybe he draws Sonichu as kind of a parody of internet subculture, and we would get a chance to laugh with Chris, not at him. Because of the fact Bob controlled Chris better, the house isn't a complete disaster and the Chandlers live a healthier life. Bob lives til around 2015-2019, and dies, leaving behind his stamp collection. Maybe Chris even gets lucky and gets married, having a few children.

Sometime in this alternate 1980s, a bear mispronounces Chris' name. Instead of a name change, Chris corrects him and says, "um, it's Christopher."


I was speaking more as to Klinefelter's as a standalone disease but since the comorbidity does exist...
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Really sad thinking what might have been. But I feel Chris was fated to become what he is now.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
If I were given this and asked to question if this person was sane or faking. It actually reads more like faking then real insanity. He goes on his I'm Jesus shit, but then has entire practical sections asking for money. Someone insane enough to believe they are Jesus would beleive it to the point that they emulate him. They are the type of people who will refuse to eat because they believe they can make food out of nothing, etc. They take on all aspects of him as media/bible states it should be.
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Or he just wants that his weens give him money, so he's actually founding a sect.
 
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Epic Fisting Man said:
This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

Lol! Chris wants Kengle to contact Biden to get him out of jail.
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That idea is even more delusional than the Dimensional Merge.
 
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I'm pretty sure the whole business about the Pardon is that to Chris, he thinks it's some kind of supreme forgiveness given by the president that basically means nobody can be judged guilty of that crime ever. Or rather, he wants Biden to basically give him immunity from fucking his mother.

NynchLiggers said:
I don't know why I laughed so hard when I saw the autistic cross symbol Chris drew.
Also, what the fuck is the thing below it supposed to be? looks like a banana.
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Horseshoe. That's why I'm convinced that symbol is borrowing from the G5 ending because guess what shape the Earth pony crystal takes AND where it ends up in the combined form.

I just can't figure out HOW Chris saw the ending of the G5 movie because he was booked by the cops and barred from any access to the internet even before the leaks of the Russian version hit the internet.
 
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Pocket Dragoon said:
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If Barb is considered a victim by the State, wouldn't encouraging weens to stop by the old homestead be considered witness intimidation/tampering?
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If there is STILL a no contact order in place against Chris pretty sure they literally in a singular letter just violated it, again. They’re gonna take away his stamps and his writing paper.

My understanding of no contact is NO contact. ZERO contact. Not even contact by proxy. Or by you sending other people to talk to said person. It’s as if you’re not to acknowledge they are there.

Edit: Man ya’ll mother fuckers milked this dude until he regressed and his noodle slipped off his cracker. Coulda left this guy alone and he would’ve just sat in his bedroom building legos and shit. Now he’s literally a rapist, with multiple personalities and zero self awareness of the real world. CWC is a case study on how the internet and how constant mental trauma can 100% fuck with your brain pan.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Horseshoe. That's why I'm convinced that symbol is borrowing from the G5 ending because guess what shape the Earth pony crystal takes AND where it ends up in the combined form.

I just can't figure out HOW Chris saw the ending of the G5 movie because he was booked by the cops and barred from any access to the internet even before the leaks of the Russian version hit the internet.
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Maybe it has a different context we don't understand...
 
Optimus Prime said:
I'm pretty sure the whole business about the Pardon is that to Chris, he thinks it's some kind of supreme forgiveness given by the president that basically means nobody can be judged guilty of that crime ever. Or rather, he wants Biden to basically give him immunity from fucking his mother.


Horseshoe. That's why I'm convinced that symbol is borrowing from the G5 ending because guess what shape the Earth pony crystal takes AND where it ends up in the combined form.

I just can't figure out HOW Chris saw the ending of the G5 movie because he was booked by the cops and barred from any access to the internet even before the leaks of the Russian version hit the internet.
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I think Jail gets basic cable and clear CRTs.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Instead of asking the mortal for pardon, why not blast off the jail wall and fly away?
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It's a test, he said it before.
He wants to see if Joe is to be saved, or if he shall FAIL and burn forever.
 
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