Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Procrastinhater]

Another letter to be implemented to Bible of CWCism.

More of the same insanity and shifting the blame, lack of grasp on reality and magical thinking.
Funny how divinity stops and ability to shape reality stops once when they are in jail.

>Implying Biden gives a shit about a literal motherfucker.

I doubt Biden can even remember his own name let alone who Chris is.

 

[Aegeus]

those tough old Southern bitches that lives forever and sustains their lifeforce on spite

It really is astonishing that she keeps going. She has no friends and no family and nothing to live for, but she just keeps on chugging along.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Someone should tell Barb that the drawings in Chris's Sonichu binders could be sold at eBay one by one and pay off a good chunk of the mortgage. Chris would freak.

 

[John Merston]

Imagine what would happen if you fed one of those AI story-generating bots 40,000 hours of Chris' ramblings.

 

[John Merston]

>Sinners need to be judged
>Adultury and rape good

What did he mean by this?

We've been over this a million times. Chris defines things as "good" or "bad" based solely on how they make him feel.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengle. I assume it's because Kengle is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.



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lol people actually thought Chris going to jail was going to end things.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Trump Acolyte here, I am severely offended that Chris asked the illegitimate pretender with dementia rather than the TRUE President of these United States, therefore I am calling on the state of Virginia to have him crucified. Let's see how that motherfucking lardass holds up nailed to a cross for a SECOND time.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Yall niggas ass patting him the last 3-4 years on this merge bullshit has totally fucked him up

I don’t think anyone here was ass patting him about that, everyone I’ve ever seen talk about it has pretty openly pointed out how retarded it is.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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This sum's up Chris better than anything else -

 

[camopattern]

The letter

Ah yes, Eric Cartman being one of the fictional characters to survive the merge.

 

[LadiosSopp]

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It knows...

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

He has totally lost it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He has totally lost it.

He was acting like this before.

 

[Eydallur]

he's fuckin with us, thinking these letters Making him look nuts will be of benefit in his case

Chris has always been a delusional, entitled and spoiled idiot. The only thing new about the jail saga is he's no longer being spoiled and he's clearly struggling to cope now it's setting in there won't be an easy way out like all the other times.

Accepting failure, let alone guilt, is anathema to Chris, so he retreats into his tard fantasy world where he's the most special and good person ever and no matter how vile, there's always an excuse for his misdeeds.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Thank god, more autism to harvest even when he's in jail. Keep writing letters Chrissy.

 

[Slobber Mutt]

 

[human trash]

He has totally lost it.

bro, he never fucking had it. he's been like this since day zero.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't know why I laughed so hard when I saw the autistic cross symbol Chris drew.
Also, what the fuck is the thing below it supposed to be? looks like a banana.

I think it's an on/off button with the cross acting as the vertical line thing

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He has totally lost it.

At this point, I don't know how much further he goes downhill. Unless he marries a boyfriend-free inmate.

 

[FMW13]

Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengle. I assume it's because Kengle is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.



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I think Chris has lost the fucking plot. I mean he was delusional but after reading this even uncle Ted would say Chris has gone cuckoo.