Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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Dynastia said:
Proof or fuck off.

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You guys can't prove anything so you might as well fuck off.
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Onision, there's this fella I know who keeps bugging me and everyone else on the site about a 14 year old's pussy being tighter and thus more pleasurable than a 21 year olds.

Can you verify weather or not this is true? If not, is it because of the side effects related to the rohypnol? Or because it all feels the same to you anyway given the size you're packing?
 
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*Asterisk* said:
Onision, there's this fella I know who keeps bugging me and everyone else on the site about a 14 year old's pussy being tighter and thus more pleasurable than a 21 year olds.

Can you verify weather or not this is true? If not, is it because of the side effects related to the rohypnol? Or because it all feels the same to you anyway given the size you're packing?
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Try circumcising it.
 
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Dynastia said:
There's millions of people like that. He's kind of a dick. Yeah. He's absolutely kind of a dick and I would not want to hang out with him at a party. But a lolcow? C'mon. He's no worse than half of the spastics who post on kiwi farms.
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I wish I was better at giving sources, but Onision CHIMPS THE FUCK OUT quite often. He was discharged from the army because he had a break down and stripped down naked in front of his officer, he will often cry or go explosively violent in his videos. He's different to half of the spergs here because he is prominent and popular.

He may not be a lolcow in such a traditional sense like Chris, but that's just because he's popular with tweens. If his fanbase weren't there he'd be pretty damn lolcowy. He doesn't shit his pants or mass debate to ponies, but he's compelling in a pathetic way. The footer of the site describes lolcows as "eccentrics on the Internet" which fits him pretty well.

He's not a very fun lolcow, I'll concede that. You're not going to get epic sagas from him. I just find it interesting to go down the rabbit hole that is his life.

I mean look at Kengle as a lolcow, he's so boring and tame. Lolcow-Ness isn't decided on the depravity of the sick fuck, rather their prominence on the Internet.
 
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Melchett said:
I wish I was better at giving sources, but Onision CHIMPS THE FUCK OUT quite often. He was discharged from the army because he had a break down and stripped down naked in front of his officer, he will often cry or go explosively violent in his videos. He's different to half of the spergs here because he is prominent and popular.

He may not be a lolcow in such a traditional sense like Chris, but that's just because he's popular with tweens. If his fanbase weren't there he'd be pretty damn lolcowy. He doesn't shit his pants or mass debate to ponies, but he's compelling in a pathetic way. The footer of the site describes lolcows as "eccentrics on the Internet" which fits him pretty well.

He's not a very fun lolcow, I'll concede that. You're not going to get epic sagas from him. I just find it interesting to go down the rabbit hole that is his life.
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Does he understand why people laugh at him? I find that's the acid test for a lolcow (which I borrowed from Howard Stern) - they don't understand why they're funny.
 
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Does he understand why people laugh at him? I find that's the acid test for a lolcow (which I borrowed from Howard Stern) - they don't understand why they're funny.
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He's too narcissistic to really believe he has haters. He was raised in an.. Odd household where his mum basically convinced him he was god, and he could do no wrong. Any criticism is met with this smug bullshittery, he normally just insults the intelligence of those who disagree with him.

Any hatred can easily be dismissed with "well I'm still in the top ____ you tubers so I'm still popular". he plays a biiig front for all of his fans, he normally unleashes them on anybody too offensive.

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Kengle's an actual lolcow, onision is just a victim of cyberbullying from bitchy girls. There's a difference.
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:story: thanks for the cruise
 
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Melchett said:
He's too narcissistic to really believe he has haters. He was raised in an.. Odd household where his mum basically convinced him he was god, and he could do no wrong. Any criticism is met with this smug bullshittery, he normally just insults the intelligence of those who disagree with him.

Any hatred can easily be dismissed with "well I'm still in the top ____ you tubers so I'm still popular". he plays a biiig front for all of his fans, he normally unleashes them on anybody too offensive.


:story: thanks for the cruise
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So he's a real life Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Pennsylvania?
 
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Melchett said:
Dude he was literally the trenchcoat wearing edgelord in high school and hasn't changed at all, how can you not be calling him a fucking LOLCOW. I cannot think of anybody other than his fans who think positively of him - he's been banned from youtuber conventions for being a douchebag and nobody wants to collab with him because he's so weird.
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Are you fucking serious? You're supposed to be a mod and you actually respond to this shitposter? Personally i think he should have been permad long time ago but at least lead by some sort of example and don't engage him.
 
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Jesus, this guy gives me the heebie jeebies. When I first saw this thread, I just thought that this was another obnoxious milliant vegan YouTuber, not unlike GayGod (Speaking of GayGod, does he have his own thread? Cause he totally should). But after reading this thread, I would say that this guy is a legitimate horrorcow. The most disturbing part of him is his child brides. I feel so bad for his current wife. And her parents. Typically, I blame the parents in these situations but it sounds like they were completely in the dark of their daughter's relationship. And now they have limited contact with her, if any at all.

Given how much of an attention whore he is, I'm surprised he's hasn't shown off his kid in his videos.

Dynastia said:
There's millions of people like that. He's kind of a dick. Yeah. He's absolutely kind of a dick and I would not want to hang out with him at a party. But a lolcow? C'mon. He's no worse than half of the spastics who post on kiwi farms.

This is just a guy who makes you ladies super angry because he preys on young, stupid girls like you once were. Compare that to a homeless BDSM-suit transpotato who shits on holocaust memorials and squeals so loudly for ginger up his ass that he has to be bribed with hamburgers? No, Onision's not a lolcow. He's just some asshole who sometimes does stuff on the internet and a bunch of chicks have sand in their vaginas over him. I don't know why you've all picked this guy to hate when there's literally thousands of creepy douchebags like him, but I guess somehow your cycles all just synchronised when it comes to targeting this random guy.
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"This guy is a lot of worse than this other guy. Which means the other guy isn't a lolcow."

Solid logic there, bro.
 
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