Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[heathercho]

Ralph absolutely fits the usual profile of someone who shakes an infant. Anger problems, substance use issues, reluctant to parent, male parent, often with the baby.

Just saying. May won't be a smart woman if she leaves this baby unsupervised with him. Especially when he has his drank on and is 'tryin ta streeeeeeam' and doesn't want to hear any noisy wailing for attention/basic care.

Xander's safety is mainly assured by living with a completely different family many thousands of miles away. This poor guntling won't have the safety of being beyond the reach of angry piglike trotters.

I've said this a few times, but Ralph is prime OG Beauty Parlour fodder.
He's petty, fat, rife with emotional issues and pure trash who abandons his kids.
He's an amalgamation of Misty Henry's constant narc injury, Amy Slatton's selfish lack of fucks and Jackson Buell's lack of functioning brain... with a dash of Kailyn Wilcher's pure delusion.

Men like Ralph get jealous of the new baby getting attention and the lack of interest in sex from the new mother. It happens all the time. His narc injury isn't going to tolerate his perception of May abandoning him for some screaming flesh bag that eats into his gambling, hog grain and firewater money, never mind the fact that it will kill May's sex drive.

He'll view the baby as a "snake" who he's happy to go "scorched earth" on.
He screamed at Warski and made him shriek like a bitch in fear, over being woken up by fucking ice cubes.
He's gonna shake that baby up like a fresh bottle of jenkem the second it hollers over him.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Just saying. May won't be a smart woman if she leaves this baby unsupervised with him. Especially when he has his drank on and is 'tryin ta streeeeeeam' and doesn't want to hear any noisy wailing for attention/basic care.

Poor kid. You know you’re in a bad spot when you have to get raped by Pantsu to avoid getting Shaken Baby Syndrome from Ralph. What a dilemma. The kid is better off taking his chances in foster care.

 

[I like things]

Poor kid. You know you’re in a bad spot when you have to get raped by Pantsu to avoid getting Shaken Baby Syndrome from Ralph. What a dilemma. The kid is better off taking his chances in foster care.

Not entirely sure about that last part seeing as the same things would happen to the poor kid, just by different degenerates. Is there a better off for this kid? I genuinely can't think of one beyond some sort of Annie type shit.

And even then, Annie probably got diddled too. Damn.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Is Pantsu showing yet? I'm still not convinced she's pregnant.

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

Is Pantsu showing yet? I'm still not convinced she's pregnant.

Horses have an average gestation period of 340 days, so that's not unusual.

 

[Law]

Is Pantsu showing yet? I'm still not convinced she's pregnant.

I sincerely hope she's not.
Neither her nor the Gunt are in a position to provide a good life for a newborn.
If May really wants kids (which it honestly seems like she does, she even talked about having kids with Digi) she should abort, leave Ralph, finish her degree, find a job, and then get a sperm donor or find somebody who's not a fat alcoholic and wants to be a Dad for reasons other than Internet points, and then have all the kids she wants. Or, if she is dead-set on keeping the current pregnancy, she'd be better off just single-momming it, far away from Ralph. May, look into WIC, Headstart, and your local domestic violence shelters. You're not the first woman to make spectacularly poor relationship choices, get out there and put my tax dollars to work!

 

[Pill Cosby]

I think Pantsu is too stupid to leave Ralph. She likes the internet fame. Like most horses she’s constantly looking around, easily spooked and scared of snakes which is probably why she’s stuck with Ralph and his little pecker.

 

[Truly Rural]

Imagine having no friends whatsoever to share "good news" with IRL, and resorting to borrowing your sperm donor's 45k fake followers in hope to impress a human being, and pretend somebody is happy for you in order to feel reassured and validated in the worst choice you've ever made.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is Pantsu showing yet? I'm still not convinced she's pregnant.

Ralph tweeted a sonogram of a fetus with a Gunt and hooves so I think it's confirmed.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Apparently there’s been a thread for the poor little mite since august, and there is an ultrasound pic on there dated 10/08 that Ralph tweeted. So, sadly, unless someone spots something fucky with the pic, it looks like it could really be happening.
But lol at Ralph reading the thread and tweeting the US we’ve been asking for. Hi Ralph! How does it feel to have two bastard babies in one year by two mentally damaged girls?

 

[Law]

Eventually Ralph will tangle with a waterhead e-girl who will actually persue child support. It will be a great blow to gunt-dom when it happens.
Third time's the charm?

 

[Gone Ham]

Apparently there’s been a thread for the poor little mite since august, and there is an ultrasound pic on there dated 10/08 that Ralph tweeted. So, sadly, unless someone spots something fucky with the pic, it looks like it could really be happening.
But lol at Ralph reading the thread and tweeting the US we’ve been asking for. Hi Ralph! How does it feel to have two bastard babies in one year by two mentally damaged girls?

Link to the thread?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph absolutely fits the usual profile of someone who shakes an infant. Anger problems, substance use issues, reluctant to parent, male parent, often with the baby.

Just saying. May won't be a smart woman if she leaves this baby unsupervised with him. Especially when he has his drank on and is 'tryin ta streeeeeeam' and doesn't want to hear any noisy wailing for attention/basic care.

Xander's safety is mainly assured by living with a completely different family many thousands of miles away. This poor guntling won't have the safety of being beyond the reach of angry piglike trotters.

Ralph’s photo would be at home on any news story about some dirtbag arrested for shaking or killing an infant. He’s a perfect, vile white trash stereotype in the flesh.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Link to the thread?

Sorry can’t link rn but search Xander the second. (There’s a placeholder in the title for Spite Baby’s real name when it’s born).

 

[Gone Ham]

Sorry can’t link rn but search Xander the second. (There’s a placeholder in the title for Spite Baby’s real name when it’s born).

Thanks

 

[Arcturus]

It's gonna get ugly when Pantsu inevitably bails. One of the most stupid things Ralph did was when he brought her on the show to shit on Digibro. It gave her a taste of petty public revenge and she clearly loved it. She's well aware how much everyone hates Ralph and when she goes she'll be welcome on tons of shows to air out whatever she wants. If that happens, and I think it will, it's going to be a bigger shitstorm than Ade. Not even for the baby aspect but because Pantsu will completely skip the trying to be cordial and holding back phase. Ade wanted to poke fun. Pantsu will seek destruction.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

scared of snakes which is probably why she’s stuck with Ralph and his little pecker.

Scared of snakes, so there is no hope for her to leave Ralph for Warski the snake that he is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Scared of snakes, so there is no hope for her to leave Ralph for Warski the snake that he is.

I don’t think even Warski would want her. Unless he’s into bestiality on the DL.

 

[Jack Awful]

I sincerely hope she's not.
Neither her nor the Gunt are in a position to provide a good life for a newborn.
If May really wants kids (which it honestly seems like she does, she even talked about having kids with Digi) she should abort, leave Ralph, finish her degree, find a job, and then get a sperm donor or find somebody who's not a fat alcoholic and wants to be a Dad for reasons other than Internet points, and then have all the kids she wants. Or, if she is dead-set on keeping the current pregnancy, she'd be better off just single-momming it, far away from Ralph. May, look into WIC, Headstart, and your local domestic violence shelters. You're not the first woman to make spectacularly poor relationship choices, get out there and put my tax dollars to work!

No, pantsu will rape the baby. Give the baby to a couple who can't conceive and sterilize her and Ralph.

 

[ToxicComedian]

The kid ain’t Ralph’s

This was I last nights /pol/ thread about Ralph’s gender announcement