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This Matthew person has been drip-feeding Phil money all day, talking about having Tourette Syndrome and catatonic schizophrenia. Every time, Phil just dismisses him, saying he doesn't know what to say about these conditions. But Matthew keeps tipping.

I can't tell if this is a sock subtle trolling or what, but this is the definition of the unstable, dent-head Phil-fan. This is doubly true because he's bothering to contribute anything before the break when we can see what the BTS tips was so that the actual tip total can be revealed. I assume Phil will go for the OMM tip value of $25 today because he's already got a little pile of cash going.

Phil is also fixated on the scenery in Alan Wake.
He could literally see the same scenery if he went to any of the greenspaces near him in real life.
Phil was explaining how he used to sometimes feel that something was wrong on the East Coast. Turns out it was the air! The air wasn't clean! In Washington it's clean! "There are so many good trees and everything."
This would mean a lot more from someone who spent any time outside and wasn't as translucent as the near-alien life at the bottom of the ocean.

Phil is now ruminating on the fact that he is an 'old fart' and too old to be the protag in a video game.
There are older protagonists. See the previous paragraph where the core issue is that Phil is an atrophied blobfish.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
This Matthew person has been drip-feeding Phil money all day, talking about having Tourette Syndrome and catatonic schizophrenia. Every time, Phil just dismisses him, saying he doesn't know what to say about these conditions. But Matthew keeps tipping.

I can't tell if this is a sock subtle trolling or what, but this is the definition of the unstable, dent-head Phil-fan. This is doubly true because he's bothering to contribute anything before the break when we can see what the BTS tips was so that the actual tip total can be revealed. I assume Phil will go for the OMM tip value of $25 today because he's already got a little pile of cash going.

Phil is also fixated on the scenery in Alan Wake.
He could literally see the same scenery if he went to any of the greenspaces near him in real life.
Phil was explaining how he used to sometimes feel that something was wrong on the East Coast. Turns out it was the air! The air wasn't clean! In Washington it's clean! "There are so many good trees and everything."
This would mean a lot more from someone who spent any time outside and wasn't as translucent as the near-alien life at the bottom of the ocean.

Phil is now ruminating on the fact that he is an 'old fart' and too old to be the protag in a video game.
There are older protagonists. See the previous paragraph where the core issue is that Phil is an atrophied blobfish.
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Glad you brought this up cause today was a somewhat unusual tipping pattern for this dude (I've never observed him tipping >$5 in a single tip, but first time for everything I guess).

In addition, the usual thing he comments about when he tips is some weird, perverted dream about dating/fucking some actress or something. I don't recall him ever going into his actual mental condition prior to today. I wouldn't be surprised if this dude was a whale sock all along tbh, but you can never really tell with these retarded paypigs.

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Piece of Peace said:
Glad you brought this up cause today was a somewhat unusual tipping pattern for this dude (I've never observed him tipping >$5 in a single tip, but first time for everything I guess).
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Well on that note, there was a $5 tip in there from Swagneto, which I believe is also unusual for him.
Given that it's only Matthew tipping otherwise, I was wondering if Matthew is another sock of whoever is running Swagneto.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
This Matthew person has been drip-feeding Phil money all day, talking about having Tourette Syndrome and catatonic schizophrenia. Every time, Phil just dismisses him, saying he doesn't know what to say about these conditions. But Matthew keeps tipping.

I can't tell if this is a sock subtle trolling or what, but this is the definition of the unstable, dent-head Phil-fan. This is doubly true because he's bothering to contribute anything before the break when we can see what the BTS tips was so that the actual tip total can be revealed. I assume Phil will go for the OMM tip value of $25 today because he's already got a little pile of cash going.

Phil is also fixated on the scenery in Alan Wake.
He could literally see the same scenery if he went to any of the greenspaces near him in real life.
Phil was explaining how he used to sometimes feel that something was wrong on the East Coast. Turns out it was the air! The air wasn't clean! In Washington it's clean! "There are so many good trees and everything."
This would mean a lot more from someone who spent any time outside and wasn't as translucent as the near-alien life at the bottom of the ocean.

Phil is now ruminating on the fact that he is an 'old fart' and too old to be the protag in a video game.
There are older protagonists. See the previous paragraph where the core issue is that Phil is an atrophied blobfish.
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My pfp (Isaac HEIMLER) is supposed to be like 46 in Dead Space 2. I think Phil enjoys calling himself an old fart because it's an excuse to make up for all of his shortcomings and lack of ambition. If entropy itself is in the way of his goals, then in his mind it's a perfectly acceptable rationalization that lets him maintain his inflated narcissistic ego. As long as he thinks he has the potential, all is well in the Goutsphere.
 
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Wow, big lore fail from SnowKarl.
The back injury was from flag football.
No, wait, it was a car accident...
No.... no, it was just spontaneous.
Shit... which retcon are we on now?

Also... interesting lie just now. Phil got a tip and said that it had been half an hour since the last tip. I'm pretty sure it was 20 minutes because I posted about Matthew here shortly after his last $11 tip to hit $50.
So he's even started to lie about his guilt-tripping tip timer. It wasn't sleazy enough as it is, now you can't even trust him with that.
And, again, he's sitting on a BTS tip as he's saying this.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil is also fixated on the scenery in Alan Wake.
He could literally see the same scenery if he went to any of the greenspaces near him in real life.
Phil was explaining how he used to sometimes feel that something was wrong on the East Coast. Turns out it was the air! The air wasn't clean! In Washington it's clean! "There are so many good trees and everything."US-Forests-928x1024-1280x720.png
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Sure Phil. Whatever you say.US-Forests-928x1024-1280x720.png
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil was explaining how he used to sometimes feel that something was wrong on the East Coast. Turns out it was the air! The air wasn't clean!
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It was as long as he was exhaling here. He's going to have to explain everyone elses lack of issues due to 'the air' over here and how people are still getting sick over there.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
It's his passive aggressive statement meaning "give me money". It can't mean anything else because we've seen how ungrateful he truly is.
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"Thank you in advance" is a pretty inconsiderate, entitled thing to say in general. I can't think of many instances where a phrase like that would be appropriate, except maybe in a sarcastic tone.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Not gonna lie, these little segments are my actual favorite thing that he does. I get a nice big smile on my face whenever I catch them.

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Yeah I agree that shit is great big ups for making a video with clips like this.
 
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Phil shows again what kind of people game developers expect to play their games.



Shortly after he fence sits on the question of accessibility in games. "I can see both sides of the argument." To be fair, at the end he said if it's a competitive game, it shouldn't get accessibility options.

My opinion: If you are blind, don't try to mess with video games. There are much more enjoyable things you could do that actually are fun and game developers won't waste time and other resources to cater to 2 people on the planet who want to play their fucking game. Same for all other cases of physical limitations besides color blindness - this is more wide spread than probably other stuff and can be handled well via a different color scheme. My advice: When you can't play video games, just don't play them. There is much more the world can offer.

P.S.: I hope Superblindman will find his sight so he can finally see his beast wife and, as a bonus, learn to run very fast shortly after that.
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No powerlevel, but I've been in hospital since Friday, with something that only started as a mild pain a few days before. Luckily, my work will pay me and the care itself is free (aside from having to spend £15 on a USB cable to charge my phone.) but my point is I'm about the same age and in better health, so shows just how quickly these things can happen, thus how close to ruin he is.

Anyway, keep up the posts as its a nice little distraction.
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Get well soon, fellow mentally ill shithead detractor.

I hope you're not hospitalized as a result of an ear infection. I hear those can be real bad.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Not gonna lie, these little segments are my actual favorite thing that he does. I get a nice big smile on my face whenever I catch them.

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✂️ ghost town 10-10-21

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Great thing he got rid of the Good 'Ol Boys club. Mind you, there wasn't really a Good 'Ol Boys club in his chat, that was his community.

The key difference between a community and a Good 'Ol Boys club is that the latter goes out of its way to make newcomers feel left out. That's almost never been the case in his chat until recently. He's made it more exclusive, more distrusting of outsiders. The exact thing he says he's trying to avoid.

He's so socially inept he felt left out of his own community, and to cope he destroyed it.
 
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