Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

I am hereby calling on Glenn Youngkin (GOP nominee for Virginia Governor) and Terry McAuliffe (DEM nominee for Virginia Governor) to include giving Chris the DEATH PENALTY in their campaign platforms. The first to do so would probably end up winning in a few weeks. And who the fuck knows, maybe Chris really IS THE SECOND COMING and his death will cleanse the 21st century and our future descendants of their sins. Cleanse it even more than the first coming. All the madness of the past decade of SJW bullshit, along with the wicked foundation of the past ~80 years of psy-ops, reversed instantaneously.
 
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I was hoping for another jail of fail letter, I don't know enough about kengle to know what questions he had posed or how.

I wonder how Chris would try to explain how he has become Jesus, God, Sonichu, CPU Goddess, but also has left the building because it is Sonichu\Jesus etc al who is writing the letter while Chris has fucked off to another dimension?

We need a Council of CWCville to hash all this out before there's a schism
 
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Realistic Elephant said:
This quote is great, it must be a humbling experience for Chris to sit in a jail cell playing solitaire on an Islamic prayer rug.
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lol for most people, the "humbling experience" would be finding themselves the subject of national news for having sex with their elderly mother, but I guess playing cards by oneself can be humbling too.
 
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Daddy O'Shaughnessy said:
Is anyone else upset, that Chris doesn't even seem miserable while being in jail for fucking his mom? Will there ever be a real "i fucked up" moment, or will he dive deeper into religious larping until he gets stabbed by a muslim? The whole prayer rug thing seems to spell disaster.
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I'm assuming Chris is well beyond any form of self awareness at this point. If Chris were to ever gainself awareness he'd implode
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
lol for most people, the "humbling experience" would be finding themselves the subject of national news for having sex with their elderly mother, but I guess playing cards by oneself can be humbling too.
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Well. this just proves that Chris' autism is worse than we thought. He has no concept of social rules and norms.
 
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Jesus H Christ said:
Is he allowed to have a manual typewriter. Not an electric one, truly manual? I mean, reading these letters is just painful.
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He's probably not even allowed to have a normal pen. Usually in prison they have these floppy things to keep you from turning them into a weapon. A typewriter, manual or otherwise, is packed full of metal shit that could be turned into shivs.
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Kiwi Kitty said:
Definitely not. Chris is a fucking retard who was raised by retards (one retard tried more than the other, granted), he has no perception of the world outside of his childhood and now prison
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Bob wasn't a retard. He had at least seven patents from when he worked for GE.
Apteryx Owenii said:
I was hoping for another jail of fail letter, I don't know enough about kengle to know what questions he had posed or how.
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He's a complete autist. Literally, not just in the usual KF sense, he is a diagnosed autist. So whatever he asked was autistic as fuck. This is the same idiot who egged Chris on in the blarms protest that ended up with him macing some innocent GameStop employee.
 
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I'm surprised the prison censors let that through. All that gibberish looks like a coded message if you didn't know his behaviour prior.

Also, I'm ashamed that despite Chris being a literal retard, his handwriting is still way better than mine.
 
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AnOminous said:
Bob wasn't a retard. He had at least seven patents from when he worked for GE.

He's a complete autist. Literally, not just in the usual KF sense, he is a diagnosed autist. So whatever he asked was autistic as fuck. This is the same idiot who egged Chris on in the blarms protest that ended up with him macing
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He also didn't want to post it here for some reason even though it would be inevitable that someone else would post it.

For someone who constantly seeks attention he's pretty inept at getting it.
 
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A lot of other religions try to do outreach into prison, to try and recruit the desperate too, so I wouldn't be surprised if he turns up with a copy of The Book of Mormon, Bhagavad Gita, mayber even Dianetics, and other random, goofball religious texts, and starts weaving bits of them all, into his own head-cannon.
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I know everyone wants the Islam Saga, but I'm holding out for a Scientologist Saga.

Cuntflaps said:
I am probably reading into this too much, but someone would need to put money in Chris's account for him to buy the prayer rug, playing cards, and other shit--correct? Have wangs from Reddit been sending him money or has Barb? It is also strange that he says food for Barb is appreciated and "genuine" people are still welcome to visit her. Is Barb possibly still on his side?
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I would not be surprised if certain individuals are putting money into his account in exchange for letters. From Chris's point of view, he could be viewing the letters as a "commission" like he was doing for the GoFundMe. And its not like its news that some idiots will give Chris money for content and such. So I could see people like Kengle and Ralph putting money in his account in exchange for letters.
 
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Pop-Tart said:
  • Hitler
  • MLK
  • Marque de Sade
  • Nelson Mandela​
  • Oscar Wilde​
  • Fyodor Dostoevsky​
  • Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

    Perhaps Chris has joined the longlist of writers, many of whom argue their most influential writings were penned or thought of while behind bars. Time shall tell.











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While not a writer, Socrates did teach philosophy while imprisoned. Hopefully Chris gets to drink Hemlock too at the end of his trial.
 
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Epic Fisting Man said:
Kengle received the letter on the 10th and that's where he announced it on his site. That's why the mods put it at 10.
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I also notice that the date of the letter started on the 4th but ended on the 5th.

So either Chris took up to 2 days to write all that, or he was up at midnight doing insane rambling.

(or both?)
 
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