When they were handing out wives, it was that or a benzo-brained 5 with demon issues. I think he made the right choice.Holy merciful Filipino Christ… superblindman is married to THAT? It’s not even fair when the jokes are that easy
Get well soon.
Good grief, this woman (I mean, I am not supposed to assume anybody's gender, but... that IS a woman right? It is not a troon?) has lesser hair on the top of her head than me. And I am pretty much bald.P.S.: I hope Superblindman will find his sight so he can finally see his beast wife and, as a bonus, learn to run very fast shortly after that.
Thank you in advance to anyone who talks to me this stream.
If you're not stupid, yes. Fortunately, DSP knows his paypigs are.
Um, I’d just like to point out that this post and the general sentiment of “blobfish are ugly!” is slander. You see, the common image of the blobfish being pale, slimy, and gross are what happens when the species is taken out of context.
Watch him do his thing again where he goes “well we didn’t raise enough to pay my mortgage *leg slaps* but it’s ok” like he did last time with his mortgage marathon
If he wants to keep up his feigned financial distress, he's going to have to do some kind of REEmergency post or stream. Even he has to realize he can't keep acting like he's walking the edge of catastrophe, not get the cash, and then have nothing happen.
Just another genius tactic from the "master manipulator." How does he come up with these complex Ocean's 11 style plans...
He has, conspicuously, avoided explicitly mentioning the mortgage almost completely since the last fundraiser. Not hitting the goal and it mysteriously getting paid, the subsequent narrative that he is now just permanently 'behind', and the leaks... they seem to have created a bit of a narrative mess he has chosen to avoid engaging with. As @OfflineCyberBully pointed out, the issue here is that this highlights how much of a lie his 'distress' is, so it needs to disappear for a while.
I would argue Dave's brain is turning to mush *snake laugh*
He said a few days ago that Kat is just under full time but they won't give it to her (another lie). She makes probably $16hr, works 30-35hrs (if you believe his lie), so that's like $400 a week. That is more than enough to cover his condo fees and internet bill, and have some left over for his 'day out'. It's like he gives the ammo to make holes in his begging.
Prior to the leaks he only spoke of one lawyer: the "tax guy". He has spoken of seeking a lawyer in regards to the leaks since then but we don't have any evidence either way.
