DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kier Starmer]

The "stolen identity" lie is one of his most retarded claims in a while because it is straight-up lying to be portrayed as a victim. He would get absolutely nothing other than a lolyer bill and a nice feature on kiwi farms.

Phil does not understand change hence why he thinks why FarCry 6 is good. Plus remember Dave is a constant contrarian faggot and will say the opposite for attention. People are pissed with FC6 because it is the SAME as previous entries. Nothing different in variation plus it is very similar to 3. People enjoy different experiences, hence why tiles like Yakuza Like a Dragon, were received well as they were so different from their predecessors. Variety is the spice of life and Phil is a lifeless corpse.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Not explicitly, he said something about "making a report" regarding the leaks and them costing money. So I'd say he hasn't cause he has no money to hire one and couldn't find a Lionel Hutz to try and sue the Farms for libel or something.

If he spent anything it was probably on lifelock or some other identity protection thing/identity theft recovery service.

DSP should hook up with Melinda Scott and Russell Greer to sue the Farms. Ascend to a new status of lolcow Phil

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

If he had any sense, literally any, he would be changing his social security and bank account numbers. Don't know much about banking but I imagine they wouldn't mind doing it if there was some threat to the account holder.

No idea about US social security numbers but looks like they can be changed with reasonable ease. I'd imagine there's a cost assigned to it and maybe a small admin fee for changing bank accounts? Common sense + expenses + effort = not DSP.

Can I change my Social Security number? · Customer Self-Service

We can assign a different number only if:

• Sequential numbers assigned to members of the same family are causing problems;
• More than one person is assigned or using the same number;
• A victim of identity theft continues to be disadvantaged by using the original number;
• There is a situation of harassment, abuse or life endangerment; or
• An individual has religious or cultural objections to certain numbers or digits in the original number.

(highlighted the funny one)

 

[FallGout]

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Wow, Fallout 3 in 4k? Truly only possible on the Xbox Series X and not something we've had for fucking years with some mods on the PC.

Still don't get why Dave has some obsession with resolution except possibly thinking higher quality video=higher quality stream. He doesn't wear his prescription glasses while streaming so I doubt he could actually tell the difference between 720 and 1080.

Still uses a potato webcam for his face cam though, wonder why he doesn't make his face HD?

Fallout 3/NV on PC would be perfect for him because he could do the poplular trend of installing a bunch of silly/over the top mods then go full clown mode for his wheelchairs. But he's just too lazy to do that so we get to see him drag out vanilla Fallout again.

 

[Sup3r]

The "stolen identity" lie is one of his most retarded claims in a while because it is straight-up lying to be portrayed as a victim. He would get absolutely nothing other than a lolyer bill and a nice feature on kiwi farms.

He'd have a case against booof seeing as he gained access to Phil's account illegally but Phil's real problem is a case of wanting to have his cake and fuck it too. He wants the identity theft claim as well as a defamation claim for it despite the two contradicting each other. If it is libel then why would his would they need to access his account but if it was Identity theft then it is real and can't be libel.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Oh PP...

So games he skipped he claimed "Allah pee pee" told him the games are either bad, boring, buggy or not worth the price. Games he didn't skip, he claims reused assets from other IPs, weren't worth the price or just bad.

Actual people, not gin delusions or THAT whale being a pay-per-yes man say FarCry 6 is just the same FarCry again with the usual UbiSoft Quality control not worth a full price purchase. Now "Allah pee pee pull" are saying this but he doesn't get it and now they're wrong?

40 years old and can't accept being wrong or people have different opinons.

 

[Balr0g]

He'd have a case against booof seeing as he gained access to Phil's account illegally but Phil's real problem is a case of wanting to have his cake and fuck it too. He wants the identity theft claim as well as a defamation claim for it despite the two contradicting each other. If it is libel then why would his would they need to access his account but if it was Identity theft then it is real and can't be libel.

Maybe he wants to add the "damages" this "theft" has done. You know like "they used MA money to buy this riciulous shit". Basically as a way to make one detractor pay for his own money wasting. I bet he thinks that way. Heck I am sure he has convinced himself it is that way. And he doesn't see how stupid it makes him look because who in their right midn wouldn't notice the regular draining of money from his/her bank account? He is and will always be stupid.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Holy shit you're right, no way lol! This then begs the question why the fuck don't these retards doing $5 troll Super Chats just give him 18 cents instead wtf.

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"Troll superchats" are almost literally not even a thing is why. They are ironic fans, they want to troll shield themselves by attempting to bait contribute but that doesn't change the fact they want to pay DSP for their snort, throat clear, burp and moob fetish. Now there's a small minority of literal troll payments that do use the throws pennies at the feet strategy, and they would be the top tier of that ironic fanbase of contributors, but even then are using pennies for the most useless of internet clout so who's the real mark in this for Scopely in the final chapter?

Did he really say that? Cause that's a definite lie -- Tuesday is the 12th and he's never paid his mortgage earlier than the 14th (he paid on the 14th once, otherwise all other times were the 15th or later.)

Spoiler: Mortgage History

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By the way, here's his bill list itemized and in chronological order, I don't think I've posted this before.
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Not going to attempt to detract from your project, but, it does take three to five banking days to process a payment sent to another vendor often. So if you pay the bill Tuesday (due date) it won't process for 72 hours worth of business days for banking. Monday is a bank holiday in America too this week which throws a screw into the calendar calculations. So I'm going to say it's not a lie, it just appears that Phil's lying because he always pays as late as he possibly can sometimes even later than he should.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That’s a problem for Future Phil, Present Phil needs that new zombie wrestler jpg.

Present Phil may need to pay his mortgage too, but thousands of dollars to get 5 star wrestler takes precedence, as we've seen.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Present Phil may need to pay his mortgage too, but thousands of dollars to get 5 star wrestler takes precedence, as we've seen.

He needs more sweaty Hogans.

 

[Sup3r]

Oh PP...

So games he skipped he claimed "Allah pee pee" told him the games are either bad, boring, buggy or not worth the price. Games he didn't skip, he claims reused assets from other IPs, weren't worth the price or just bad.

Actual people, not gin delusions or THAT whale being a pay-per-yes man say FarCry 6 is just the same FarCry again with the usual UbiSoft Quality control not worth a full price purchase. Now "Allah pee pee pull" are saying this but he doesn't get it and now they're wrong?

40 years old and can't accept being wrong or people have different opinons.

It's him more trying to doublethink his way to justify his skipping games that his real audience wanted but playing games that have those same problems he condemns them for. He is just playing dumb for it. It's just him trying to be right, while being so wrong.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

At some point he has to look back and realize oh shit I should have saved.

I don't think Phil would ever think what he's done is wrong, not even the constant spending on WWE, it's everyone else's fault that he doesn't have enough money to pay his bills and his gatcha addiction. If the dirty trolls hadn't knee-capped his business, he wouldn't have the heartbreaking situation of not being able to pay mortage, WWE and doordash.

Fallout 3/NV on PC would be perfect for him because he could do the poplular trend of installing a bunch of silly/over the top mods then go full clown mode for his wheelchairs. But he's just too lazy to do that so we get to see him drag out vanilla Fallout again.

Phil played NV recently and managed to make a hugely celebrated RPG about as interesting as drying paint, not to mention getting frustrated with the Divide DLC wasn't holding his hand. Heaven forbid the endgame might be too tough.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil Twitter News
XBOT...Will he try to kill us with another boring Fallout interactive and fun playthrough?
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He would argue Far Cry 6 is the best Far Cry yet. Translation: "I need the tips RIGHT NOW!"
EDIT. Phil left the replies open! He wants to crowdfund opinions and excuses why this game sucks ass.
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EDIT 2. For the sake of completeness:

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Fallout 3 will be an abysmally boring playthrough, he should just say fuck it and get super drunk during his playthrough like he did his first time through. Let's face it, the drinking was what he really liked about content creation in the first place, finally a job he can be shitfaced at.

Meanwhile he's only played Fallout 4 once and it's survival mode would absolutely elicit salt.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Nice video and funny topic to think about.

DSPGaming - All Endings and Secret Endings Unlocked​

Endings Overview

Spoiler

- IRS Ending: Phil is arrested for tax evasion and misconduct
- WWE Ending: Phil gets sponsored by WWE Champions
- Bad Ending: Invests in opening a small store and eventually vanishes from the internet
- Sad Ending: Phil dies of alcohol poisoning
- Twist Ending: It's revealed that everything Phil ever claimed or said over the years is actually true
- Degenerate Ending: Phil becomes like Derich
- Good Ending: Gets a job and cures his gambling addiction and alcoholism, eventually becomes a good person
- LGBT Ending: Comes out of the closet, marries Tyrone and adopts more cats
- Deathstroke Ending: Splits personality and thinks he is Deathstroke
- True Ending: Nothing changes, will live off welfare
- Cringe Ending: Parents confront him, moves back to their home and Kat leaves him

the Stroke Ending was missing, unfortunately

 

[Forbidden Math]

Nice video and funny topic to think about.

DSPGaming - All Endings and Secret Endings Unlocked​

Endings Overview

Spoiler

- IRS Ending: Phil is arrested for tax evasion and misconduct
- WWE Ending: Phil gets sponsored by WWE Champions
- Bad Ending: Invests in opening a small store and eventually vanishes from the internet
- Sad Ending: Phil dies of alcohol poisoning
- Twist Ending: It's revealed that everything Phil ever claimed or said over the years is actually true
- Degenerate Ending: Phil becomes like Derich
- Good Ending: Gets a job and cures his gambling addiction and alcoholism, eventually becomes a good person
- LGBT Ending: Comes out of the closes, marries Tyrone and adopts more cats
- Deathstroke Ending: Splits personality and thinks he is Deathstroke
- True Ending: Nothing changes, will live off welfare
- Cringe Ending: Parents confront him, moves back to their home and Kat leaves him

the Stroke Ending was missing, unfortunately
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Degenerate ending is the best. I love the line 'DSP doesn't have to correct himself when he calls Kat "mom" because "it's part of the act"'.

 

[Sskarm]

Weird question, or not, but is it possible that DSP actually suffers from some sort of ADHD/autism/attention disorder or other mental illness? Or can someone actually be that naturally incompetent? Im rewatching his MGS2 walkthrough and i am appalled over his mistakes on the most basic parts plus the severe lack of situational awareness.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Weird question, or not, but is it possible that DSP actually suffers from some sort of ADHD/autism/attention disorder or other mental illness? Or can someone actually be that naturally incompetent? Im rewatching his MGS2 walkthrough and i am appalled over his mistakes on the most basic parts plus the severe lack of situational awareness.

There are plenty of people who actualy have those disorders that aren't anywhere near as incompetent and nasty as DSP, so that's no excuse.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

DSP actually suffers from some sort of ADHD/autism/attention disorder or other mental illness.

yes

 

[Lady Adjani]

Weird question, or not, but is it possible that DSP actually suffers from some sort of ADHD/autism/attention disorder or other mental illness? Or can someone actually be that naturally incompetent? Im rewatching his MGS2 walkthrough and i am appalled over his mistakes on the most basic parts plus the severe lack of situational awareness.

Autistic people tend to be pretty good at video games, just look at the speedrunning community

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

WWE Ending is where Phil should be if he wasn't a retard. He was in prime position to be one of the early silly wrestling streamers/content creators. All the free WWE gacha content he'd ever need, he'd probably get to hobnob with some wrestlers, go to free shows and maybe even get some cameos on TV. What should have been.

Stroke Ending is really the most likely.