Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

Umaru Doma said:
I really, really want to see Chris's prison drawings. Art by inmates, particularly the evil or insane ones, is always entertaining. I want to see Chris writing self-righteous "pity me" coping comics like John Edward Robinson, a serial killer you should 100% look up if you aren't familiar. Very sick guy, very interesting.

Here are some of his boomer comics, now imagine them with Sonichu:
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WHERE'S THE JOKE BUCKLEY
Now, jokes asides, thanks for the info, this is definitely my jam.

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I don't think Chris will start drawing anytime soon (not without his markers at least) but I'd love to see what the newfound biblical influence would look like in graphical form.
 
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Umaru Doma said:
I really, really want to see Chris's prison drawings. Art by inmates, particularly the evil or insane ones, is always entertaining. I want to see Chris writing self-righteous "pity me" coping comics like John Edward Robinson, a serial killer you should 100% look up if you aren't familiar. Very sick guy, very interesting.

Here are some of his boomer comics, now imagine them with Sonichu:
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"The internet's first serial killer." That guy was some piece of work. I wonder How Chris' comic will reflect his jail time?
 
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Jesus H Christ said:
Is he allowed to have a manual typewriter. Not an electric one, truly manual? I mean, reading these letters is just painful.
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I think anything that could be used to stave the head of another poisoner in with would be illegal. They MIGHT make see-through plastic manual typewriters, but most correctional facilities are pretty strict when it comes to what people can and can't have.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
"The internet's first serial killer." That guy was some piece of work. I wonder How Chris' comic will reflect his jail time?
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The case has been covered in every way and from every angle, so I'm sure a lot of people have already heard about it, but it's still fascinating stuff years later. Really disturbing, and even still relevant today.

Who would have thought internet crime evolved so much, though... The CWCki is now the world's largest true crime dossier
 
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If I'm not mistaken here, this letter suggests a number of things:
  1. Barb is, in fact, definitely living back at Branchland. I don't know if that was ever really confirmed.
  2. If Barb is still capable of living independently, this only serves as further evidence that she was competent enough to consent to what was going on.
  3. While it's wholly possible he heard about Barb's situation through his lawyer, the fact he never mentioned anything about her not talking to him or w/e seems to indicate that they're in contact, which serves as further evidence of the cordiality of their continued relationship and again calls into question both the idea that this was rape and whether she'd actually testify against Chris.
  4. Someone's put money on his commisary before this point. I was going to say Barb likely did, but he says he's got a sports bra; barb could've sent that to him, but that sounds much more like something a white knight would do, which could serve as evidence that he's been having correspondence with white knights that they've been concealing because those people are such unfathomable faggots that they make the average gay bar patron in San Francisco look like a grizzled Alaskan lumberjack.
  5. I was going to say that the "temporary soul partner" could be a cellmate, but he refers to them as "her" and I feel like he'd be more whiny if he was actually required to share a cell with someone; if he isn't that would suggest he's very likely in protected population. He's a fat autistic tranny who had sex with his mom, so I'm sure they're aware he'd...mesh poorly, with other inmates.

Speculation: Chris isn't going to get charged with rape. If Barb can live by herself and they're friendly, she can testify and I really, really doubt she'll testify that he raped her. Whole thing gets knocked down to an incest charge, Chris pleads out, they don't prosecute Barb because she's an old lady and they just want to get these freaks out of there already.
While incest is considered class 5 in Virginia and can be charged as either a felony or misdemeanor, as part of the plea deal they opt to charge it as a misdemeanor, which is punishable by up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500. They give him some piddly shit like time served plus probation or w/e instead since he's retarded.

I really think Chris could very likely walk away from this with minor consequences. I just have that feeling in my gut.
 
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Gramh said:
Why is Chris's lawyer allowing him to incriminate himself? I mean, I'm all for Chris taking a plea of insanity and being institutionalized for the rest of his days but is that really the only avenue they are going to allow themselves to pursue?
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You think the human incarnation of God himself is going to take advice from his lawyer and not trust in his own divine powers
 
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Uberpenguin said:
If I'm not mistaken here, this letter suggests a number of things:
  1. Barb is, in fact, definitely living back at Branchland. I don't know if that was ever really confirmed.
  2. If Barb is still capable of living independently, this only serves as further evidence that she was competent enough to consent to what was going on.
  3. While it's wholly possible he heard about Barb's situation through his lawyer, the fact he never mentioned anything about her not talking to him or w/e seems to indicate that they're in contact, which serves as further evidence of the cordiality of their continued relationship and again calls into question both the idea that this was rape and whether she'd actually testify against Chris.
  4. Someone's put money on his commisary before this point. I was going to say Barb likely did, but he says he's got a sports bra; barb could've sent that to him, but that sounds much more like something a white knight would do, which could serve as evidence that he's been having correspondence with white knights that they've been concealing because those people are such unfathomable faggots that they make the average gay bar patron in San Francisco look like a grizzled Alaskan lumberjack.
  5. I was going to say that the "temporary soul partner" could be a cellmate, but he refers to them as "her" and I feel like he'd be more whiny if he was actually required to share a cell with someone; if he isn't that would suggest he's very likely in protected population. He's a fat autistic tranny who had sex with his mom, so I'm sure they're aware he'd...mesh poorly, with other inmates.

Speculation: Chris isn't going to get charged with rape. If Barb can live by herself and they're friendly, she can testify and I really, really doubt she'll testify that he raped her. Whole thing gets knocked down to an incest charge, Chris pleads out, they don't prosecute Barb because she's an old lady and they just want to get these freaks out of there already.
While incest is considered class 5 in Virginia and can be charged as either a felony or misdemeanor, as part of the plea deal they opt to charge it as a misdemeanor, which is punishable by up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500. They give him some piddly shit like time served plus probation or w/e instead since he's retarded.

I really think Chris could very likely walk away from this with minor consequences. I just have that feeling in my gut.
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1. Some kiwis and weens have confirmed it.
2. Maybe it has been debated that if she has dementia, she was lucid/ aware of what was going on.
3. Again maybe if he has the ability to call, Barb it will make sense, or the lawyer does not want that info public at all.
4. It could be the person that had the letter send before the onion null got his or one of those groups that did not drop him after the leak called.
5. Most likely, he is in the ward with the other sex pest or a ward where they know he has a slight chance of getting hurt/killed.
Maybe because he broke the EPO he might stay in longer, I think until there is legitimate proof that he did the act (not from a tweet) or Barb was knowledgeable about what has happened the only thing that was true was the incest and the breaking EPO.
If there is no evidence both of them get charged and the homeless saga begins in full force and if there is evidence it's gonna be a long saga in prison.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
  1. I was going to say that the "temporary soul partner" could be a cellmate, but he refers to them as "her" and I feel like he'd be more whiny if he was actually required to share a cell with someone; if he isn't that would suggest he's very likely in protected population. He's a fat autistic tranny who had sex with his mom, so I'm sure they're aware he'd...mesh poorly, with other inmates.
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A cell mate no, somebody from the cell block? Possibly. I think it's one of three possibilities:

  1. Him being delusional and thinking he's got a guardian angel/spirit.​
  2. A fellow tranny/deviant has decided to look out for him for whatever reason*.​
  3. A female guard that interacted with him at some point and now Chris has worked her into his delusion.​
*If so, this begs the question; does he know about Chris?
 
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Uberpenguin said:
If I'm not mistaken here, this letter suggests a number of things:
  1. Barb is, in fact, definitely living back at Branchland. I don't know if that was ever really confirmed.
  2. If Barb is still capable of living independently, this only serves as further evidence that she was competent enough to consent to what was going on.
  3. While it's wholly possible he heard about Barb's situation through his lawyer, the fact he never mentioned anything about her not talking to him or w/e seems to indicate that they're in contact, which serves as further evidence of the cordiality of their continued relationship and again calls into question both the idea that this was rape and whether she'd actually testify against Chris.
  4. Someone's put money on his commisary before this point. I was going to say Barb likely did, but he says he's got a sports bra; barb could've sent that to him, but that sounds much more like something a white knight would do, which could serve as evidence that he's been having correspondence with white knights that they've been concealing because those people are such unfathomable faggots that they make the average gay bar patron in San Francisco look like a grizzled Alaskan lumberjack.
  5. I was going to say that the "temporary soul partner" could be a cellmate, but he refers to them as "her" and I feel like he'd be more whiny if he was actually required to share a cell with someone; if he isn't that would suggest he's very likely in protected population. He's a fat autistic tranny who had sex with his mom, so I'm sure they're aware he'd...mesh poorly, with other inmates.

Speculation: Chris isn't going to get charged with rape. If Barb can live by herself and they're friendly, she can testify and I really, really doubt she'll testify that he raped her. Whole thing gets knocked down to an incest charge, Chris pleads out, they don't prosecute Barb because she's an old lady and they just want to get these freaks out of there already.
While incest is considered class 5 in Virginia and can be charged as either a felony or misdemeanor, as part of the plea deal they opt to charge it as a misdemeanor, which is punishable by up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500. They give him some piddly shit like time served plus probation or w/e instead since he's retarded.

I really think Chris could very likely walk away from this with minor consequences. I just have that feeling in my gut.
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You're leaving out the fact that he also blatantly stole money from his mother, which is why he's still calling Null the worst thing since Judas.

It is interesting about the White Knights clearly funneling in money - you'd think business as usual but obviously they don't sell Transformers and MLP shit in prison. Chris is having to learn how to adapt without toys or really anything with a lick of franchise association.

As for the incest charge, that shit is illegal regardless of consent and if anything, if Barb was consenting then wouldn't she be on the hook as well? Granted, she is absolutely not a flight risk (unlike Chris) so they just left her alone for the time being. Even still, best case scenario for the Chandlers involves a hefty fine that they absolutely can NOT afford.

Worst case for Chris? Mental ward incarceration.
 
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