Tommy Tooter to sue kiwi farms and AMB

What will Tom do?

  • He's going to sue those dastardly kiwis and AMBeasts

  • Shit his pants and do nothing


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This should amuse my most toxic fans. One of our favorite cakes of mom's was her Garbage Cake. She used fresh fruit she made into compote and decorated the top with pineapple rings and maraschino cherries. So yeah, I've been eating "literal garbage" since I was a kid. What of it? It's never gotten me or anyone i gave any to sick.

I think something we can all agree on is, fresh baked, well-made cookies are a truly wonderful thing.
Absolutely. Mom preferred cutting up sheets to dropping dough balls. Mom's Toll House cookies were everybody's favorite, still warm and gooey, all year and we all loved her plum kuchen and coconut macaroon balls during the Jewish High Holy Days. Truth of it was, my mother didn't like to bake very much, preferring to put her effort into serving balanced and flavorful meals that were different every day. There was no "meatloaf night" in our house and she never served us nasty crap like spam or creamed chipped beef, though there were things like tv dinners, canned ravioli and corned beef hash for nights they went out and left us to fend for ourselves. We dreaded nights my grandmother took care of us because she was a terrible cook.

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people who think i condone statutory rape and what I admit to constitutes statutory rape are a) mistaken, b) mistaken and quite likely in denial of serious psychosexual disorders of their own they're projecting at me; to wit, all child and animal fucking fantasies of others attributed to me and the pervasive scatophiliac projections they season the preposterous "pedophile-dogfucker" libel with.
But hold on, Tom has repeatedly said that he thinks the age of consent should be lowered. Clearly this is an imposter! I hope you realise that impersonating a US citizen is illegal “Tommie,” or whatever your real name is.
 
Thomas,

I saw your bathroom in your latest video. Its filthy! I taught you better than that. Are those your feces? Please don't make me go down to Tucson to toilet train you and rub your face in it.

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Signed,

Your Mother, Joan.
Jesus just wants to let you know that he loves you, Joan. He just wishes you had held Tom's head under the water just a minute longer, rather than leaving us with the brain damaged, dog raping, child molester that haunts the earth today.

just for fun, i had a look at the thing. it's not what he thinks it is. it's saying that people who aren't citizens can't pretend to be citizens.
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go figure this retard would have it wrong, lol
@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg
HAHAHAHAHA! You sincerely think it means what you believe it does and it applies to this situation!? You poor deluded old dog fucker, you couldn't be more wrong.

Your understanding of that part of the US code is so retarded, my dog, who you may not rape, has a better grasp of the law.
 
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This should amuse my most toxic fans. One of our favorite cakes of mom's was her Garbage Cake. She used fresh fruit she made into compote and decorated the top with pineapple rings and maraschino cherries. So yeah, I've been eating "literal garbage" since I was a kid. What of it? It's never gotten me or anyone i gave any to sick.


Absolutely. Mom preferred cutting up sheets to dropping dough balls. Mom's Toll House cookies were everybody's favorite, still warm and gooey, all year and we all loved her plum kuchen and coconut macaroon balls during the Jewish High Holy Days. Truth of it was, my mother didn't like to bake very much, preferring to put her effort into serving balanced and flavorful meals that were different every day. There was no "meatloaf night" in our house and she never served us nasty crap like spam or creamed chipped beef, though there were things like tv dinners, canned ravioli and corned beef hash for nights they went out and left us to fend for ourselves. We dreaded nights my grandmother took care of us because she was a terrible cook.

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Those recipes actually look pretty good tbh.
 
We weren't into pie, fucktard. My mother baked cookies and cakes.

people who think i condone statutory rape and what I admit to constitutes statutory rape are a) mistaken, b) mistaken and quite likely in denial of serious psychosexual disorders of their own they're projecting at me; to wit, all child and animal fucking fantasies of others attributed to me and the pervasive scatophiliac projections they season the preposterous "pedophile-dogfucker" libel with.
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Nigger, I asked you what the age of consent should be and you said 9 years old on video, years ago.

I dunno Tom you sound like a child fucker to me and that little girl outfit's creepy as fuck. You're just one of those people where, the world will be slightly better when you're gone. The only thing you're worth is the cheap lols we get watching your mind and body slip away as you become more and more of geriatric mentally deranged lunatic. When you finally die, your death will bring more laughter and joy than sorrow. People will reminisce over your retarded antics and wish ill will of your corpse.
 
Unless you shit them out in your pants while trying to rape your sister or beat your father.
it must really suck to hate yourself so much that you have to say untrue evil things that way about somebody you really know absolutely nothing about just to feel good about yourself. I feel sorry for your children. Now tell me how beautiful you are and your opulent home, prestigious career and sand filled pussy you have that i'm so jealous of so i can feel sorry for your bad life choices some more.
Those recipes actually look pretty good tbh.
they are. most of the things i post about are pretty good and pretty interesting. it's pretty sad that this community is about making shit up about people they don't understand and terrorizing them with lies they project just for the self esteem boost they get from making others feel bad.
Please take the instruments first. Burn them in the name of good music.
Your idea of good music is no doubt cacophonous crap with angry lyrics. Those horns earn me more in a few hours than some of you make in a week.
 
Regarding the AOC -- the 9 year old number was thrown out there because i was getting badgered and Nigeria has provisions for 9 year old sex. Most countries have exceptions that allow for sex in the 13-16 range, for various reasons, quite often to allow for homosexual relations with minors. I think 18 is too high for a number of reasons and 15 is too low and 14 is really as low as there can be any decent reason for allowing it.

I'm happy to discuss this rationally with people who can do that and haven't been brain washed with bullshit about me they have to post whore everything i say with.
 
ow tell me how beautiful you are and your opulent home, prestigious career
Tom, I don't have to tell you. You already know, don't you? It really chaps your craw knowing that you're going to die a lonely, old male hobo while I'll still go and probably have enough money to extend my lifespan by about 100 years while still looking fabulous. Too bad Medicare and Medicaid can't do that for you, old man.
 
Most countries have exceptions that allow for sex in the 13-16 range, for various reasons, quite often to allow for homosexual relations with minors
NAMBLA ass motherfucker. Most gay dudes I know don't fuck kids. What's the point, I'm not going to sit there and talk about their fuckin' day at school or video games or w/e other bullshit kids do these days.

You act like we run around fucking anyone who's willing. We have relationships, Tom. Get married, live together, etc. Just because you hang out with degenerate faggots doesn't mean the whole group is. It just means you hang out with sex pests like your neighbor.
 
Regarding the AOC -- the 9 year old number was thrown out there because i was getting badgered and Nigeria has provisions for 9 year old sex. Most countries have exceptions that allow for sex in the 13-16 range, for various reasons, quite often to allow for homosexual relations with minors. I think 18 is too high for a number of reasons and 15 is too low and 14 is really as low as there can be any decent reason for allowing it.

I'm happy to discuss this rationally with people who can do that and haven't been brain washed with bullshit about me they have to post whore everything i say with.
Why is 18 too high? What kind of man over the age of say...22 or 23 would even consider sex with a child?

Age of consent laws are useful not only to protect children but identify and stigmatize defective, perverted men who are attracted to kids.

If faggots are by nature and nurture uncontrollably drawn to kids well...that's another discussion entirely.

In sum, there is zero reason for an adult male to be in any sexual situation with a child. The ones who find themselves in that situation, by intent or by frailty, are defective males who should be put to the sword.
 
Regarding the AOC -- the 9 year old number was thrown out there because i was getting badgered and Nigeria has provisions for 9 year old sex. Most countries have exceptions that allow for sex in the 13-16 range, for various reasons, quite often to allow for homosexual relations with minors. I think 18 is too high for a number of reasons and 15 is too low and 14 is really as low as there can be any decent reason for allowing it.

I'm happy to discuss this rationally with people who can do that and haven't been brain washed with bullshit about me they have to post whore everything i say with.
I can debate this reasonably with a person who has every reason to debate this after their history that includes sex with an underage person while they themselves were an adult. The question is can you?

I see 18 as being perfectly reasonable if one of the other people in question is older than that and the other person is younger. There's a clear distinction in America at least between the lives and responsibilities of 18 year olds and older and those younger. I don't think it's a magic number that determines maturity, but it is what society has determined is legally an adult in most important aspects of life, including I think the age of consent when it comes to other adults. If you're 18 or older, stick to that age group, you have no reason to go for people younger than that. 18 year olds dating 17 year olds or some shit aside. The only reason for a 19-early 20 year old or older to be with a 15-17 year old person is to take advantage of them. At that point, you should be able to interact with adults.

If the two people involved are both younger than 18, then the situation should be examined in detail and assessed based on what actually happened.

If you are a legal adult fucking young to mid teenagers, you're a fucking goof who very obviously has issues.
 
I can debate this reasonably with a person who has every reason to debate this after their history that includes sex with an underage person while they themselves were an adult. The question is can you?

I see 18 as being perfectly reasonable if one of the other people in question is older than that and the other person is younger. There's a clear distinction in America at least between the lives and responsibilities of 18 year olds and older and those younger. I don't think it's a magic number that determines maturity, but it is what society has determined is legally an adult in most important aspects of life, including I think the age of consent when it comes to other adults. If you're 18 or older, stick to that age group, you have no reason to go for people younger than that. 18 year olds dating 17 year olds or some shit aside. The only reason for a 19-early 20 year old or older to be with a 15-17 year old person is to take advantage of them. At that point, you should be able to interact with adults.

If the two people involved are both younger than 18, then the situation should be examined in detail and assessed based on what actually happened.

If you are a legal adult fucking young to mid teenagers, you're a fucking goof who very obviously has issues.
The people who advocate for lowering or abolishing age of consent are never well adjusted people. They're always creepy losers like Tom or women who were obviously sexually abused and think changing the laws will make their pain go away.

Tom does not have children. We know from his family that he's not allowed to be near to or contact children in his family. He does not teach school, counsel children, or have any professional or appropriate non professional reason to interact with children. He therefore has absolutely no reason to concern himself with the age of consent.
 
Tom does not have children. We know from his family that he's not allowed to be near to or contact children in his family. He does not teach school, counsel children, or have any professional or appropriate non professional reason to interact with children. He therefore has absolutely no reason to concern himself with the age of consent.
Thomas does, though. You see, no sane adult would ever willingly have sex with him, so he needs to diddle children because they don't know any better. The problem with that is those pesky age of consent laws, which are totally mean because they keep Thomas from legally getting his fuck on. It's a... oh what's the phrase? Sexual emergency?
 
But hold on, Tom has repeatedly said that he thinks the age of consent should be lowered. Clearly this is an imposter! I hope you realise that impersonating a US citizen is illegal “Tommie,” or whatever your real name is.
I just said it again. 18 is too high for general consent, 15 is too low and below 14 is too young for the girl to be mature enough to make an informed decision in special circumstances, like marrying an 18 year old. Quite honestly, my reasoning for lowering it to 16 has more to do with being able to sign contracts than to get laid. Argue this position rationally or put a sock in it , dweebs.
I can debate this reasonably with a person who has every reason to debate this after their history that includes sex with an underage person while they themselves were an adult. The question is can you?

I see 18 as being perfectly reasonable if one of the other people in question is older than that and the other person is younger. There's a clear distinction in America at least between the lives and responsibilities of 18 year olds and older and those younger. I don't think it's a magic number that determines maturity, but it is what society has determined is legally an adult in most important aspects of life, including I think the age of consent when it comes to other adults. If you're 18 or older, stick to that age group, you have no reason to go for people younger than that. 18 year olds dating 17 year olds or some shit aside. The only reason for a 19-early 20 year old or older to be with a 15-17 year old person is to take advantage of them. At that point, you should be able to interact with adults.

If the two people involved are both younger than 18, then the situation should be examined in detail and assessed based on what actually happened.

If you are a legal adult fucking young to mid teenagers, you're a fucking goof who very obviously has issues.

Of course I can, but do you understand that was a single , completely harmless circumstance that in no way even is a valid indicator of pedophilia at all and a huge stretch to call it child rape? Most of what is "known to be true" about me is sick fantasies projected at me by politically motivated perverts.

Just to base your entire reasoning on American norms when American society is fucked up by patriarchal authoritarianism and crony capitalism, makes it nonsense to the other 6 1/2 billion people on the planet. Most other societies don't stratify themselves along age lines that way. Young look up to the elders and the elders are happy to share. Master tradespeople teach the youngers. Public assemblies are attended by people of all ages. In many, it is common for a young man to marry a girl under 16 while they're in their late 20's, though I don't disagree at all that young men who fuck multiple teens are predators. I don't call for a reduction in the AOC to enable that at all, but to enable those marriages that are culturally acceptable to various other ethnoreligious group's customs. We do not have the right under our constitution to deny them something like that.

My main reasoning for lowering it to 16 is not about sex, but enabling minors to speak for themselves when they have gotten old enough to drive and enter the work place. I think they should also be able to sign contracts and vote to at that point. Many queer youths, trapped in dysfunctional families, would be able to legally get clear of them, instead of killing themselves before they're 18.

As things are, the vast majority of child sex abuse is committed by kin or an adult trusted by the family. Most of the rest are committed by men under 30 who either were honestly fooled by a minor that they weren't jail bait or the girl was so promiscuous nobody cared until the parents turned somebody in. Tweaking the AOC a little will prevent these innocent lives from being ruined by a Lolita. The image of a skeevy character in a van preying on kids, is the least common rapist of children. To be so passionate about ostracizing me on the basis of what i "admit to" is just ludicrous and highly illegal.
 
Thomas does, though. You see, no sane adult would ever willingly have sex with him, so he needs to diddle children because they don't know any better. The problem with that is those pesky age of consent laws, which are totally mean because they keep Thomas from legally getting his fuck on. It's a... oh what's the phrase? Sexual emergency?
I'm a pretty firm believer in throwing child predators off of buildings, but that guy should be dropped out of a jet just so he can appreciate the time on the way down.
 
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