Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Pizza The Hutt]

I'm not an author, I don't have the best writing skills and just thought I would share my encounters. And he probably did have his mother put new pampers on after he most likely shit them when he fell and saw a train coming towards him.

While your stories are slightly entertaining, you still come off as a try-hard from the "I still smoke indoors" demographic. Leave the story-telling to those who are better at it.

 

[Kirby]

I never expected someone getting peer review proofreading from this forum.

Anything to help us get more juicy Shaner content.

Also anyone who punches or lanterns Shaner in the face automatically deserves threadwide recognition and acclamation regardless of their literacy.

 

[QT 219]

While it's universally agreed that Len is a major dum-dum, I'd like to point out that he brings out the worst in people. I don't want to scare anyone off from sharing their experiences with Len. Considering he can't develop meaningful relationships with people, these personal interactions are the window into which we get a clearer outline of his autism.

On a side note, Len goes nuclear if you mention his lack of skills with women. It might as well go without saying that Len is still a virgin and will never pay for sex. One would assume that living through the sex-crazed 70's and 80's there would be some kind of rural puty fuck from some Pennsyltucky cum dumpster. Sadly, no. Len is a 50 year old virgin with rage who makes sockpuppets to flirt with himself.

 

[Kirby]

Len goes nuclear if you mention his lack of skills with women. It might as well go without saying that Len is still a virgin and will never pay for sex. One would assume that living through the sex-crazed 70's and 80's there would be some kind of rural puty fuck from some Pennsyltucky cum dumpster. Sadly, no. Len is a 50 year old virgin with rage who makes sockpuppets to flirt with himself.

He has claimed multiple times to having countless illegitimate children all over the country and has also claimed that at one point he was almost married until he found out he was being cheated on.

Also some darker information about Shaner is how he would even pretend to flirt with some of the male railroad volunteers by using fake accounts of women, no doubt secretly projecting his homosexual desires. Remember the time Shaner flat out complimented the dickpic that Saul sent him? Shaner is clearly a closet homosexual, and mark my words. One day we will get screencaps of a confirmed Len sock saying he wants to suck someones cock.

 

[QT 219]

He has claimed multiple times to having countless illegitimate children all over the country and has also claimed that at one point he was almost married until he found out he was being cheated on.

Also some darker information about Shaner is how he would even pretend to flirt with some of the male railroad volunteers by using fake accounts of women, no doubt secretly projecting his homosexual desires. Remember the time Shaner flat out complimented the dickpic that Saul sent him? Shaner is clearly a closet homosexual.

You have to wonder how much easier his life might be or perhaps might have been if he simply embraced his homosexuality instead of dancing around it all the time. It's evident he tries to over-compensate in the weirdest of ways, especially in his ludicrous porno fan fiction he writes or in stories he tries to relate. Also, that comment about having illegitimate children all over the country may be Len's way of trying to identify with his real father instead of the one that had to hide the fact the goober-headed offspring wasn't his.

 

[LiveFromNS]

On a side note, Len goes nuclear if you mention his lack of skills with women.

Leonard F. Shaner, Jr.'s Lack of Skills with Women

Leonard F. Shaner, Jr., a foaming, raving fat-ass lunatic from the humble town of Pottstown, Pennsylvania, has been observed to have difficulties with members of the opposite sex.

Mr. Shaner, who some loosely describe as a male, has a serious lack of skills with interacting with women. All ages, all sizes, all races. It simply doesn't matter.

Shaner, who in addition to wearing diapers, and using them to contain his excrement on a frequent basis, cannot just seem to interact with females. There have been numerous documented cases of Leonard's complete inability to understand members of the fairer sex and treat them accordingly.

Little girls, ages 4 to 12, run away screaming in horror when they see Leonard F. Shaner approach them, his camera held up to his eye, finger clicking the shutter button in rapid succession while drooling and foaming at the mouth.

Teenagers, 13 to 19, see Len approaching and either shout vulgarities, throw the nearest objects in his direction or simply tell their BF to go over and kick the autistic fat man in the conductor hat.

All other women, no matter their background, religion or age simply look at Len with disgust and laugh at him while he shits his diapers.

Thanks @Gook Choy for making me really think about Len's difficulties with women. We concentrate so much on the conspiracy, diaper shitting and criminal activities that we forget Len is better off forgetting about women and perhaps hopping the rainbow fence and be one of the guys! I bet they'd love Len in his conductor hat!

 

[Cthulu]

Little girls, ages 4 to 12, run away screaming in horror when they see Leonard F. Shaner approach them

The red rape truck is known far and wide.

 

[LiveFromNS]

He has claimed multiple times to having countless illegitimate children all over the country and has also claimed that at one point he was almost married until he found out he was being cheated on.

You sure he said that was him and not his mom?

It truly is unbelievable to me how he can not only lie so much, but actually believe that people think he is telling the truth.

I am sorry, I thought TJ was pretty dumb but, until proven differently, to me Len is the dumbest person on planet Earth. The dumbest of any person dead or alive who have lived on Earth since time began!

 

[cumrobbery]

Part 2 of my story. After the fiasco we heard over the radio and the train was moving again we went back to talking until the next train came. Cause of the train going into emergency all other trains were behind schedule. I decided to go on my phone and saw that someone made a post about a train coming through Pottstown with 2 heritage units on the lead. The post was by a John Simon and we thought nothing of it until another friend showed up and was asking if we seen the heritage units. We said no, but why were you in a hurry. He said that the John Simon guy was Len Shaner and wanted to see if the post was true which is was obviously not true. We wondered cause we didn't know if Len has a mobile phone of sorts but we thought he just drove home and posted it since he had to change his pants from shitting them when he fell down the bank onto the tracks with a train coming. Since we thought he might of been home we had some fun and posted that a whole bunch of railfans would be gathering at Pottstown Station. We were spot on and here is what happened. About 20-30 mins later a red dodge came flying down the road into the parking space and driving up onto the curb. We were thinking this fucker almost killed us and so I decided to start talking to Len since we all knew it was Len. He actually calmly said where was the gathering and we said here it is with just the few of us. He just exploded from there saying that he thought more people would be here and that he was going to call the cops for false advertisement, etc. He then got out his camera and run up to me and got in my face and said that he was taking pictures of us to report (he was probably going to masterbate to these pictures, cause im a pretty good looking guy). he said if we don't let him take our pictures he was going to shove his tripod up our asses. I was like do it mother fucker cause I will knock your lights out. He got in my face and took my picture, after that it went down hill. I took his camera and threw into a snow pile and then I punched Len right in the face which resulted in him probably becoming even smarter. It was after that day that I would never see him again until this August when I rode behind steam engine 765 that I would see him sperging over trains.

This is totally believable and obviously not fabricated!!!

 

[#ZeroPointEnergy2084.]

Also, how's that girlfriend search going? Get banned from anymore pizza places yet?

Get banned from anymore Railyards?

 

[Kirby]

You have to wonder how much easier his life might be or perhaps might have been if he simply embraced his homosexuality instead of dancing around it all the time. It's evident he tries to over-compensate in the weirdest of ways, especially in his ludicrous porno fan fiction he writes or in stories he tries to relate. Also, that comment about having illegitimate children all over the country may be Len's way of trying to identify with his real father instead of the one that had to hide the fact the goober-headed offspring wasn't his.

Well for one it would have certainly forced him to find another hobby. Shaner has two charges for sexual harassment, and one of them he flat out admitted to by saying "From what I understand I grabbed her ass." These women are of course terrified by Shaner and cannot really retaliate in any other way other than to quickly get away from him. A homosexual Shaner would have quickly been caught taking pictures of men's crotches and would have had the shit kicked out of him so hard that his lazy eyeball would have been knocked back straight.

But this brings up another point of questioning. At one point I was conspiring with Shaner under the name Christine Chandler and the whole time I was talking to him under that name, Shaner would ask questions about what I was wearing, if I was bisexual, if I like to get fucked, if I was a virgin, how often I masturbate, etc. I would never answer these questions and instead would always respond by saying "I can't talk about it, if the Kiwi Farms finds out who I am they will capture me again" to which Shaner would respond by saying "you can trust me Cristina "

But anyways, @PropaneAccesories leaked a conversation he had with Shaner where he told Len that Christine Chandler was a man who got forcibly turned into a woman against his will in a secret experiment done by the Kiwi Farms. Shaner apparently believed it and if I remember correctly, said "These people are sick!" After Propane told Len this story, Shaner told me that he found out what happened to me which evidently made him finally begin to open up to me and trust me as an ally. And yes... he still continued to try to flirt with me even after finding out that I was potentially a man who got forcibly turned into a woman in a secret experiment.

 

[GS 281]

This is totally believable and obviously not fabricated!!!

Much like most yarn in this thread, I concur my sperm-pilfering friend

 

[QT 219]

Well for one it would have certainly forced him to find another hobby. Shaner has two charges for sexual harassment, and one of them he flat out admitted to by saying "From what I understand I grabbed her ass." These women are of course terrified by Shaner and cannot really retaliate in any other way other than to quickly get away from him. A homosexual Shaner would have quickly been caught taking pictures of men's crotches and would have had the shit kicked out of him so hard that his lazy eyeball would have been knocked back straight.

But this brings up another point of questioning. At one point I was conspiring with Shaner under the name Christine Chandler and the whole time I was talking to him under that name, Shaner would ask questions about what I was wearing, if I was bisexual, if I like to get fucked, if I was a virgin, how often I masturbate, etc. I would never answer these questions and instead would always respond by saying "I can't talk about it, if the Kiwi Farms finds out who I am they will capture me again" to which Shaner would respond by saying "you can trust me Cristina "

But anyways, @PropaneAccesories leaked a conversation he had with Shaner where he told Len that Christine Chandler was a man who got forcibly turned into a woman against his will in a secret experiment done by the Kiwi Farms. Shaner apparently believed it and if I remember correctly, said "These people are sick!" After Propane told Len this story, Shaner told me that he found out what happened to me which evidently made him finally begin to open up to me and trust me as an ally. And yes... he still continued to try to flirt with me even after finding out that this person was a man who got forcibly turned into a woman in a secret experiment.

Achievement Unlocked: Involuntary Inverted Cringedick

Holy hell, that's horrifying and hilarious.

 

[Len Kagamoney]

He has claimed multiple times to having countless illegitimate children all over the country and has also claimed that at one point he was almost married until he found out he was being cheated on.

Also some darker information about Shaner is how he would even pretend to flirt with some of the male railroad volunteers by using fake accounts of women, no doubt secretly projecting his homosexual desires. Remember the time Shaner flat out complimented the dickpic that Saul sent him? Shaner is clearly a closet homosexual, and mark my words. One day we will get screencaps of a confirmed Len sock saying he wants to suck someones cock.

Maybe he's bisexual, or just desperate for any kind of love/sexual pleasure

 

[Xarpho]

Len's full of shit. There was/is no forklift. We used dollys, jacks and the occassional electric walkie stacker which is a forklift you can't ride and need no classification or training to use. But even then he was never allowed to fucking touch it because he would ram it into the fucking double bay doors to the warehouse. He also "accidentally" pushed it off the loading dock in a tardfit, letting it fall a good 8 feet into the concrete truck bay. Guess who had to wheel it back out to the front and back into the fucking store.

Yeah, I've worked retail, Len is just confusing the things that unload pallets (which you just need to watch a video on) with forklifts, which are golf cart sized things and only found in warehouses, manufacturing lines, or distribution centers.

It totally reminds me of Chris recounting his time as "Assistant Gym Leader" at The GAMe PLACe.

Aye, there are many parallels to CWC in Shaner's story (). That's probably what draws the in, everyone wants to find the next CWC, and if such a candidate was found, everyone wants to be Clyde Cash.

But anyways, @PropaneAccesories leaked a conversation he had with Shaner where he told Len that Christine Chandler was a man who got forcibly turned into a woman against his will in a secret experiment done by the Kiwi Farms. Shaner apparently believed it and if I remember correctly, said "These people are sick!" After Propane told Len this story, Shaner told me that he found out what happened to me which evidently made him finally begin to open up to me and trust me as an ally. And yes... he still continued to try to flirt with me even after finding out that I was potentially a man who got forcibly turned into a woman in a secret experiment.

Wow, had no idea the Lenspiracy went that deep. I thought it was just a delusion that Len had where some guys from Colebrookdale were mocking him (a self-fulfilling prophecy) but now it makes me think that Len actually believes that there's some physical element, as if it was a secret society with its own secret lab.

 

[Adamska]

It's nice to get some Len stories, but you try making them sound more realistic and less self-masturbatory.

Fix'd for you.

Seriously, you are not a Bad[Space]Ass for punching a fat senile retard in the face. You look as bad as the fat senile retard by trying to claim you did punch him in the face.

 

[QT 219]

I find that the people who actually want to inflict violence on a lolcow are just trollshielding anyway. Len is better handled by laughing in his face as taking a lantern to his dome will not cure the autism but exacerbate it. Much like how the more you are stung by bees, the more susceptible to anaphylactic shock you become.

 

[meanmutha]

Thanks for the advice next time I post one of my encounters from the past I will stay relevant and post the juicy content from my stories. I'm an active railfan so I see Len and I have my encounters. Keep in mind most of these happened before this thread was on the forum.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Shaner is clearly a closet homosexual, and mark my words. One day we will get screencaps of a confirmed Len sock saying he wants to suck someones cock.

Funnily enough, there's a screencap in my info dump there where he asks me what info you're blackmailing me with to force me to hand over all of my passwords and I say it's a video of me dressed up as the woman from my profile picture pretending to be her. Shaner's immediate response is to give me his email address and ask for a copy of the video, lol.

He's definitely pretty creepy when it comes to women, and that's probably one of the reasons why he'll no doubt get into more legal trouble in the future. I omitted these screencaps because I didn't think it was right to post them (plus, they were useful to the train guys to use against him) but at some point he found this random girl on Facebook, Louise Davis, who he became convinced was you due to her looking vaguely similar to the girl in your reveal video. He basically creeped on her for weeks and simultaneously tried to intimidate her ("I know you're Kirby, I sent your details to my Ball Team") while also sending her extremely awkward flirty messages. It just proves to me that he doesn't even see women as anything beyond the fact that they're female. It didn't matter if this girl was his arch-nemesis @Kirby, he still tried to hit on her.

 

[AnOminous]

Wow, had no idea the Lenspiracy went that deep. I thought it was just a delusion that Len had where some guys from Colebrookdale were mocking him (a self-fulfilling prophecy) but now it makes me think that Len actually believes that there's some physical element, as if it was a secret society with its own secret lab.

I thought we weren't supposed to talk about that.