Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

What I love best about calling it the jail fail. Is that Chris isn't even acknowledging HE failed (as usual) but everyone else failed. From Fiona for leaking the calls with ilj to null for "rating" him out after he stole from barbs bank account.

I love how he has the audacity to compare null doing the right thing (to avoid guilt by association) to the betrayal of Jesus h Christ that lead to his torture and crucifixion.
 
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WutangLee said:
No serious Muslim would entertain the idea of converting Chris, maybe trying to "save" Chris, but otherwise I wouldn't be surprised if his cell mates are having a laugh watching the rainbow tranny monkey waddle about making caveman noises talking about his electric hedghog pokemon, and that he's a God. If I went to jail, and I was in holding, someone like Chris would be my television if I couldn't get bail. Chris can entertain you for hours.
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One thing I can say having met many "characters" (sex pests, drug addicts, generally nutty people) is that they are utterly miserable to be around, but are fun to laugh at from a distance. Like I knew a guy who stole his mother's engagement ring to try to propose to his ex girlfriend to win her back after she dumped him. I knew a guy who gave pornographic playing cards of himself to multiple married college professors as an unwelcome attempt to seduce them.

You talk about these guys with friends and laugh at how stupid they are but when you are seeing their dad bright red with anger at his wife's engagement ring missing; or seeing all the girls in class afraid of being alone with a guy, even breaking down in tears because they were assigned to the same project... there's nothing funny about it, it is utterly wretched.

Chris may be funny to laugh at when he talks about shitting his pants and how he thinks he's Jesus, but imagine being in a room where you have to talk to him every day and smell his crapped briefs and general miasma and he's constantly demanding you pay "tribute" to his commissary... it will get old fast. I think that anyone who shares a cell with him and doesn't shank him should be released early and nominated for sainthood.
 
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Rapechu said:
One thing I can say having met many "characters" (sex pests, drug addicts, generally nutty people) is that they are utterly miserable to be around, but are fun to laugh at from a distance. Like I knew a guy who stole his mother's engagement ring to try to propose to his ex girlfriend to win her back after she dumped him. I knew a guy who gave pornographic playing cards of himself to multiple married college professors as an unwelcome attempt to seduce them.

You talk about these guys with friends and laugh at how stupid they are but when you are seeing their dad bright red with anger at his wife's engagement ring missing; or seeing all the girls in class afraid of being alone with a guy, even breaking down in tears because they were assigned to the same project... there's nothing funny about it, it is utterly wretched.

Chris may be funny to laugh at when he talks about shitting his pants and how he thinks he's Jesus, but imagine being in a room where you have to talk to him every day and smell his crapped briefs and general miasma and he's constantly demanding you pay "tribute" to his commissary... it will get old fast. I think that anyone who shares a cell with him and doesn't shank him should be released early and nominated for sainthood.
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That is all hilarious. The problem is being Chris's jailmate, as you said. As you can't escape when he begins to shit himself and well, the smell. It is not just his funny tardings.
 
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Rapechu said:
Chris may be funny to laugh at when he talks about shitting his pants and how he thinks he's Jesus, but imagine being in a room where you have to talk to him every day and smell his crapped briefs and general miasma and he's constantly demanding you pay "tribute" to his commissary... it will get old fast. I think that anyone who shares a cell with him and doesn't shank him should be released early and nominated for sainthood.
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Chris is also very childish on top of his narcissism. He would be stuck on his ball mode really fast if they put him on a cell with Bubba, who won't be taking any of that shit and punching him at the second he pisses him off!

In fact his lack of mentions to any such happenings makes me believe that Chris is indeed isolated from the general population, even the most docile inmates would eventually have enough of his presence and at least berate him. Unless his cellmates are three buddhist monks arrested for embezzlement or other nonviolent crimes, that is lol!

DaddyDickDown said:
I think he really believes he is Jesus. He has to otherwise he has to deal with the reality that he raped his mom.
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Some people on the cwcki theorize that Chris' beliefs regarding fiction, like believing CWCville is a real place, are just part of a major coping mechanism. Like how he puts real people that antagonized him (The Jerkops, his Dean, the Magician) in the comics as villains. Deep down, all part of a coping mechanism built on his autism and generally damaged personality!

Swirling weeb said:
Chris should consider himself lucky
If he would have pulled this shit 30-40 years earlier he would get zapped to the extreme in other ways
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A major theme in his life, ironically! Bob, being born in the 20's and a father again at his late 50's was very against the idea of putting Chris in special education, he couldn't accept the new realities of the world regarding handicapped people, and in his mind this was probably his deepest fear about how society would treat Chris!
 
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Only realizing this now, why didn't Gunt simply write Chris to obtain that coveted interview where all spaghetti is spilled about Null? Chris has no issue comparing the funny internet dog to Judas, so Gunt could really get anything he wanted from Chris... Put in a little effort, cmon. It would be hilarious.
 
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"ALL prayers to Jesus have been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now"
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Hogar Grupal said:
So how long until we see more weens just invade 14 BLC recording Barb, saying they came because Chris told them to and post the videos on YouTube?
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He's a fucking idiot and when the prosecutor hears about this it's gonna look bad for him, he's basically encouraging people to go fuck the victim of a crime he's accused of.
It's also pretty good confirmation that if released Chris is going to make a beeline for 14BC no matter what the court tells him (something we all knew, but the prosecutor and judge aren't gonna like that).
 
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Reverend said:
L. Ron Hubbard has been reincarnated in Ruckersville, VA. Someone get the Church out there ASAP to purify the Temple of Thetans.
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This is a good idea for C. Weston Chandler's next arc.
Is Sonichu going to be rebranded as Xenuchu?
Dianetichu would be obviously Rosechu.
Is Null a thetan or Tom Cruise?
 
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