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FamicomGorby said:
I thought Dave was totally taking the "DA INSUHDENT" in stride and it was a funny joke now?

Bet he's more salty that they didn't say his name and he missed out on that freakshow traffic.
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Its a funny joke when PHIL brings it up. Anyone else bringing up the incident from a million years ago is just a drama loving shit stirring nudnik.
 
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the fuck is this spoiled child autistic barking "I'M GETTING UPSET!" crap? He's like if Francis from Pee Wee's big adventure was based on a real person.

EDIT - his PDP rant is...he really is long gone. Though I doubt he's even this relevant, while PDP will probably just not even notice his subreddit might, I haven't watched PDP in a while, does he still do that judge the memes from his subreddit thing? A bunch of randos on a subreddit making fun of PP might hurt the fe fe's of thickest skin on twitch youtube more than PDP going off on him.
 
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"nobody even cares about pewdiepie anymore"

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Nigel of Ukip said:
Sadly my missus used to watch his wife's channel before she deleted it, so I'll just fill in some blanks.
PewDiePie and his missus travel and have a home in Japan if I'm not mistaken, they go out with friends for trips or food, and seem to be very social. A quick YouTube search shows several nice videos and vlogs. PewDiePie also doesn't piss away money for a phone game with half naked men, and took his wife on a honeymoon. So as always it's just Phil being utterly exceptional and insecure.

You put it best, it's all just projection and it's really getting utterly bonkers.

Furthermore, since Phil likes claiming he's slim, a former bodybuilder and currently in shape, I wonder what he would say about PewDiePie's form.

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snort inquisition said:
"nobody even cares about pewdiepie anymore"

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To be fair a lot of those are from the "subscribe to PDP" war cry years ago. then again Phil has a lot of dead subs as well so at least in that regard they are similar. Conmgrats Phil! You have something in common with PDP. Now create some drama we still need a little over 200 pages for the platinum forum layout
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Makes sense if you're exceptional and don't think about it.

Average views for the last five videos
PewDiePie: 3,320,000
DarksydePhil: 433
DarksydePhil's views are 0.01% of what PewDiePie gets.

Video views for the past 30 days
PewDiePie: 82.364M
DarksydePhil: 629.984K
DarksydePhil's views for the past 30 days are 0.76% of what PewDiePie has.

Total video views
PewDiePie: 27,878,576,595
DarksydePhil: 443,889,135
DarksydePhil's total views are 1.59% of what PewDiePie has.

EDIT: Needs to be pointed out.
Total video uploads
PewDiePie: 4,427
DarksydePhil: 59,984
DarksydePhil uploaded a shocking 55,557 more videos.

So if PewDiePie is irrelevant, fuck me mate, what does that make Phil?
PewDiePie is likely aware that Phil is a piece of shit and a scammer due to his interest in lolcows. For fuck's sake PewDiePie had Elon Musk host one of his meme reviews, and Phil can't even get his missus to sit with him on his birthday.
Bloody pathethic seeing a forty year old fat git seethe with impotent rage.

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Using forbidden math AND saying nice things about PDP?

If Phil reads this post, he will have another stroke.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
the fuck is this spoiled child autistic barking "I'M GETTING UPSET!" crap? He's like if Francis from Pee Wee's big adventure was based on a real person.

EDIT - his PDP rant is...he really is long gone. Though I doubt he's even this relevant, while PDP will probably just not even notice his subreddit might, I haven't watched PDP in a while, does he still do that judge the memes from his subreddit thing? A bunch of randos on a subreddit making fun of PP might hurt the fe fe's of thickest skin on twitch youtube more than PDP going off on him.
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Anyone got a clip of the "I'm getting upset"?
 
King of Gout said:
Yes, it is official, DSP is insane. He said PewDiePie has no relevancy, that he got inspired by him and other content creators to do what he does lmao. The self awareness, the salt, the envy.

Yes, he cleared got inspiration by watching Dave and his toilet humor. Also, Dave inspired him with video editing, right? Right, Mr. Raw Footage?
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Phil is only talking to his special few. Everyone else knows Phil is a dumbass but to his select few paypigs, Phil is like Jesus.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Phil's gambling is much worse than this, though. He plays knowing he'll lose every time, and that he'll be spending more money to lose more in the future. Phil really is exactly like his whales in the end. The vortex of stupidity.
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Yes,at least if he would gamble by investing in random cryptocurrencies or stocks that no one knows he has a chance of making money back,I made 100 dollars a few days ago by buying 40 dollars worth of SHIB that I only bought because people on LSB discord were memeing about it,at least if you buy lottery tickets,random stocks/crypto or you go to the casino you have a chance to make your money back,at least if he had spent ridiculous amounts of money on Magic The Gathering or tabletop miniatures he could at get some money back (About half based on my personal experience),but all Phil has is PNGs linked to an account that he can't even sell, what a fucking dent.
 
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SocietyLiver1488 said:
I wish pdp would make a huge fuck you video like he did for T-series and just destroy Phil but like he says, Phil's not even worth his effort
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Nah, that's 2D trolling. He can afford to go 4D.
He should send Scopely 1/10th of the revenue he makes on one video to put him in as a limited edition sweaty wrassler card (using the ladder pic above even) and contractually make it so that it is a 'strong' card.

Since Phil fancies himself some grand strategist at his idiot gacha game, he'll be obligated to whale for those PDPecs. He'll then be faced with an opportunity to seethe about PDP being a sellout millionaire, but be barred from doing so because that would require him to admit he has an opinion about a mobile game he totally doesn't have any interest in. And all the while, detractors would be perfectly aware that he's being tortured like this.

I swear, money is wasted on people who know better than to bother using low hanging fruit as a pinata.
 
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