Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

I'm tied in hatred between Mushbrain and Movie Blob. Given these two fat fucks are each the exact type of people the other hates it would be wonderful to see them kill each other.

I gave up on Movieblob because he does nothing in reality and rarely interacts with other people in any way. So I just got MATI with no real payoff. Jack actually goes out in the world and acts with baffling assholery, so you get to watch the facial expressions of people dealing with his shocking faggotry, and that's funny.

Probably the best example of a cow I just absolutely hate for no really good reason is Boogie. God I wish that motherfucker would die. I wish Jack would stay alive and just keep getting worse for a few years, though.

i'd love to know how much money he loses doing fat on the go

If he wasn't doing it, he'd still probably be shoving fast food bullshit down his insatiable gullet, so he's probably saving money on taxes by writing it all off and videotaping it, even if it's not enough to pay for his shitty fast food.

I think that would only work if Jack was making any significant amount of money on his channel, they would probably look at his channel and declare it a hobby and not an actual job.

I was going to say you can deduct hobby expenses, too, if you make at least some money from it, but apparently they changed this in 2018 and the new rule is if they declare it a hobby you can't deduct shit. Fuck you Drumpf. (Hey it happened during his Presidency so it's his fault.)

 

[ZipDisk]

I went back to monday and we were still talking about marinated corpses, but Rob posted a review of the Teriyaki sauce!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtb0VW4J63c

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm not a churchgoer, but had a job that involved setting up all kinds of events for local churches and many are very "come as you are" and some teenager wearing ripped jeans wouldn't be an unusual sight. A normal person would have a problem with the fact your pastor literally cut a woman's head off, not with some kids wearing some mall chic outfit to church.

I thought "come as you are" was slang for "gays welcome" basically (c'mon, let's be honest). I know there's a Nivarna song that's called that, but what really popularized it in modern-day consoomer culture was a McDonald's ad in France featuring a gay kid coming out to his dad in one of their restaurants...while waiting for a burger or something. So progressive.

Opp, yeah, found it. Everyone's mileage may vary but if I were gay I'd just feel offended. Just sell me the fucking burger.

Jacko would probably have killed this kid if he was in this situation. All that repressed frustration...

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I thought "come as you are" was slang for "gays welcome" basically (c'mon, let's be honest). I know there's a Nivarna song that's called that, but what really popularized it in modern-day consoomer culture was a McDonald's ad in France featuring a gay kid coming out to his dad in one of their restaurants...while waiting for a burger or something. So progressive.

Opp, yeah, found it. Everyone's mileage may vary but if I were gay I'd just feel offended. Just sell me the fucking burger.

Jacko would probably have killed this kid if he was in this situation. All that repressed frustration...

Tammy would absolutely love making a gay kid homeless that's for sure.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I thought "come as you are" was slang for "gays welcome" basically (c'mon, let's be honest).

Maybe that too, but I've received flyers from a few nearby churches that implicitly suggest "come as you are" meaning you won't be judged whether you show up in your Sunday best or T-shirt, shorts, and flip flops.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Revelations is the bible's greatest acid trip.


I can respect how you feel but for me, when some people can't afford formal clothes to begin with, I feel the whole thing even as a basic respect thing kind of turns into a bit of pageantry. I know you don't mean it that way, so don't take it as me accusing you as hypocrisy (Again, I don't even have a horse in this race), but it's something I've always felt uncomfortable with personally.

It doesn't have to be a full suit and tie. It can just be a dress shirt or even a polo. The point is to show some respect and like you give a fuck when you step into God's house.

It's like if you were going to meet your SO's parents for the first time or going to a job interview and showed up in a greasy, tattered tank top and flip flops. I wouldn't think someone that does that is a bad person or anything but I would think they were a classless fuck.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

More Rob

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

Was just about to hit post damn it!

Edit: He is just a joy to watch. Happy, informative on what he is doing, and wants a new smoker for a practical reason and not just to have it.

 

[Joycondrift]

Kamado Joe OFFSET? I tried smoking a brisket with ONLY WOOD (no charcoal) & this happened!

Can we smoke a more traditional Texas style brisket by using only wood splits in a Kamado Joe instead of charcoal? To find out I tried cooking a Texas style...

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If I can toss another one into the ring of new YouTubers who have lapped Jack in video quality.

I use a Kamado smoker pretty regularly and this guy's videos are always super informational. Filmed well, structured.. audio is on point and thoroughly explains experiments whether they work or don't.

Pellet smokers are pretty low tier as far as smokers/grills go as they don't take as much talent. You typically just set it and forget it. Kamado grills take a bit of management to cook properly and then of course there is offset/barrel cookers.

I'd never expect jack to use a proper charcoal smoker. But at least walk us through your process using your plethora of pellet smokers. What are your settings? What are we looking for throughout the cook? When are you wrapping? What are you looking for when it's done? What went wrong? What could be improved?

Nope. He grabs a wet under cooked chunk and crunches into. And nods a "Mmm good".

 

[Aaway]

i love how he name-drops other channels and throws his trademark subtle jab at jack with the last sentence

 

[desudesu]

i love how he name-drops other channels and throws his trademark subtle jab at jack with the last sentence

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Hah, I like how he doesn't suggest "Cooking with Jack". That's a massive shade thrown right there.

 

[AnOminous]

Pellet smokers are pretty low tier as far as smokers/grills go as they don't take as much talent. You typically just set it and forget it. Kamado grills take a bit of management to cook properly and then of course there is offset/barrel cookers.

The main smoker dude I know is lucky enough to own a fairly large chunk of forested land adjacent to his house, and it's packed with hickory at all stages of life from saplings to dead. He keeps his actual blend secret but apparently uses a blend of a bunch of different stuff with predominantly hickory.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The main smoker dude I know is lucky enough to own a fairly large chunk of forested land adjacent to his house, and it's packed with hickory at all stages of life from saplings to dead. He keeps his actual blend secret but apparently uses a blend of a bunch of different stuff with predominantly hickory.

You can smoke using just about any hardwood out there. And this includes things like shells from pistachios or pecans.

 

[DX10]

Is it just a localized/translation thing or wasn't it a teaching of Jesus that you weren't meant to get super flashy and dressed up for attendance to Church and were legitimately meant to attend however you dressed on a normal day, if not relaxed, as part of the whole sabbath thing?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I love how out of all lolcows on the farms, Jack manages to be the one to make the most people MATI. It's warranted too, the man's incredibly infuriating to watch and follow.

I know I'm late, but no one said what I was thinking so I will chip in.

Jack is a normal functional human being, and that's what separates him from 99% of lolcows. The rest are all dysfunctional in some way, CWC is autistic as fuck and or a schizo, Movie Blob is so severely narcissistic he likely has some sort of personality disorder, all the sex pests are sex pests. They all are broken in some fundamental way. It doesn't excuse their actions, but it rec-contextualizes it.

Someone like Nick Bates has a built in desire to do harm. He is like a dangerous animal, you want to remove them for everyone's safety. You will even hate them when they do harm, but they are just acting as expected. A gator trying to eat your cat is expected. A pedophile trying to rape children is expected. No one who knows Nick Bates expects him to be any less vile than he turned out to be.

Jack isn't like that though. He is not a sex pest, has no discernable mental or personality disorders, he is a normal adult. Even comparing him to Movie Blob is unfair. Jack at least married a couple times, had kids, and even had a career at one point. I think a better comparison would be a cow like Chantel. Neither has anything holding them back, they could be decent people if they wanted to. All of their failings stem 100% from choice, they consistently choose to do the wrong thing time and time again until their lives were in shambles. They didn't just fail sometimes like anyone does, but somehow managed to constantly fail to meet the most minimal expectations. They are not bad people when compared to the worst lolcows, but they are way more pathetic. And I think people just find pathetic more contemptable than just being a bad person.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

"Hey, Tammy...."


What a useless sack of shit you are, Jack.

 

[BigDyno392]

More Rob

Rob's voice doesn't sound like he's about to gag up and choke on his own phlegm like Jack.

 

[stets]

Jack is a normal functional human being,

He is not a sex pest, has no discernable mental or personality disorders, he is a normal adult.

 

[rubytintedchix]

“People are nerds for Aldi” says the fat boomer retard who filmed Aldi’s hauls twice before. Is Jack going to become a Mommy Food and Shopping hauler? Because my calendar is completely packed to the brim picking those channels apart.

I like how he said NUGGETS very angrily at the beginning of the video. He must have seen the Gastrosexual Healing video.

He also said “Why do people fawn all over this zero carb bread?” DUDE YOU LITERALLY DID A VIDEO DOING THIS? Are you that mushbrained? Ho lee fuck. What a stroked-out-borderline-Alzheimer’s-nursing-home-patient-mushbrain.

Edited: I accidentally bumped the reply button to early. Oops. Edited again because I’ve been up since 2am and am barely able to form sentences.

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[Kermit Jizz]

My wording was off. I should say Jack has the capacity to be a functioning adult (minus the dead arm) and actively chooses not to be.

Unless I'm missing some Jack lore? He might be stupid, arrogant, and obnoxious, but my understanding is that he is just an asshole. Is there more to it than that?