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Let me help you here denthead, you are not the stupid one for spending your hard money at the vet to help your animal get better, you are the stupid one for sending your hard earned money to a 40-year old, disgusting, begging e-hermit who couldn't care less about you or your sick animal. In fact, the stupid one is putting it nicely here.

It's sometimes still surprising how pathetic these people really are. No friends or family to talk to so they have to tip Phil - in this instance with a complaint about money, mind you - for simulated social interaction.

(btw, this guy has given about $200 to DSP; he's one of the superchat-fags)
 
Fucking christ, and Silent Hill is winning its poll. Hasn't he played that game multiple times already?
These polls suggest he has what he wants right now: a handful of viewers paying piles of money, and his members are predominately syncophants and sock accounts who will vote to give Phil exactly what he wants - control. They participate in the illusion of choice, but vote for the game they believe he wants to play, and vote for the costume choice they think he wants. It took a few years of having to act like he cared and covering his tracks when he tried to rig polls, but he is finally approaching the comfortable bunker that he wanted to build and waste away in.

Let me help you here denthead, you are not the stupid one for spending your hard money at the vet to help your animal get better, you are the stupid one for sending your hard earned money to a 40-year old, disgusting, begging e-hermit who couldn't care less about you or your sick animal. In fact, the stupid one is putting it nicely here.
They at least align with Phil in terms of values - he wouldn't spend a dime on Jasper's health for a vet visit either, claiming he already identified the problem, but he'll blow it on useless shit without a second thought. This dude probably looks up to Phil for having the 'intelligence' to try to avoid the vet visit with Jasper. It's the chaff of humanity in action.
 
If you're wondering why DSP is licking this game's asshole, watch this clip:

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Piss-easy game with horrible AI. Right up his alley.

-EDIT- He still manages to die, though. Classic DSP.
Ubisoft games are like DSP catnip, all the unnecessary collectables and side missions, he loves it

He spent a huge amount of hours on the last AC game and tried to explain how it was the game's fault that he was wasting time and not forwarding the plot
 
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I wish pdp would make a huge fuck you video like he did for T-series and just destroy Phil but like he says, Phil's not even worth his effort
If he’s smart he’ll recognize the bait and continue to ignore Phil.
He wants the attention so he can cry he’s being punched down on and lasso in some of those juicy tips via newcomers sent his way to gawk at the freak show.
 
jesus what a retard, why would you even have a poll if you just wanted to wear what you wanted anyway
Phil does polls so he feels important. Whatever wins polls he'll usually either ignore, say trolls did it and change the winner, not play or quickly wagequit whatever game does win, or it's shit nobody cares about like what stupid hat he'll put on for 5 minutes.
 
can anyone explain if dsp's obsession with turning off music in games is unfounded or not? I know he goes on rants how music in games screwed him over 20 years ago but he still talks about it to this day.
 
can anyone explain if dsp's obsession with turning off music in games is unfounded or not? I know he goes on rants how music in games screwed him over 20 years ago but he still talks about it to this day.
It's one thing Phil was right to be paranoid about. Youtube has always been diligent in copyright claims for music, taking away adsense monies and eventually banning people.
 
It's one thing Phil was right to be paranoid about. Youtube has always been diligent in copyright claims for music, taking away adsense monies and eventually banning people.
so how does everyone else on youtube/twitch upload and stream playthroughs without ever talking about that? even on twitch he would go on and on about it. is it only because he uploads the playthroughs on youtube?
 
so how does everyone else on youtube/twitch upload and stream playthroughs without ever talking about that? even on twitch he would go on and on about it. is it only because he uploads the playthroughs on youtube?
On Twitch, delete the VODs. On YouTube, either accept the copyright claim or edit the videos to add non-copyrighted music.
 
That's not autism, that's like every middle class and below person I know. I think autism is more on the other side for people like me who wretch at being gifted lottery tickets. I fucking hate them.

Phil's gambling is much worse than this, though. He plays knowing he'll lose every time, and that he'll be spending more money to lose more in the future. Phil really is exactly like his whales in the end. The vortex of stupidity.
I have family members who buy lottery tickets once and awhile. To them it's just a dream of not having to worry about money. But, the main difference between them and Phil and his whales is that my family members take care of their bills before buying anything like a lottery ticket.

If your middle or lower class and paying your bills I don't think it's bad to look at that ticket and hope you win.
 
I loved his fake voice when he did those and the countdowns, he sounded like such a cuck. The "I'm so hyped and high energy" style of talking.
I imagine the same voice when I'm reading most of his Tweets.

In case some of you lot weren't around for this islamic content.
Thank you for this video.

Looks about right.
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It just points to what we've seen in a number of his recent rants - Phil has become absolutely dependent on projection.
Lemme grab my tinfoil hat real quick. I think it's a result of him reading his thread, seeing the insulting things we say about him and parroting those insults back, not at all understanding what they mean/why we use them. I started suspecting it when he started using the term rent free. Seeing him now use hermit as an insult definitely makes me think he's either getting it from here or some other detractor circle. Rent free is at least a somewhat common phrase he could have picked up from somewhere else, but hermit isn't actually a common insult. To borrow a Phil phrase, I'd argue it's usually used more as a neutral descriptor that requires follow up, but because Phil is just parroting what he sees as insults leveled at him, he doesn't realize that.
 
so how does everyone else on youtube/twitch upload and stream playthroughs without ever talking about that? even on twitch he would go on and on about it. is it only because he uploads the playthroughs on youtube?
If I put music on a YouTube video or stream it is going to get claimed 99% of the time and it is bye bye YouTube ad pennies. Most people don't talk about it because most people don't fucking care enough about the YouTube pennies.
 
Lemme grab my tinfoil hat real quick. I think it's a result of him reading his thread, seeing the insulting things we say about him and parroting those insults back, not at all understanding what they mean/why we use them. I started suspecting it when he started using the term rent free. Seeing him now use hermit as an insult definitely makes me think he's either getting it from here or some other detractor circle. Rent free is at least a somewhat common phrase he could have picked up from somewhere else, but hermit isn't actually a common insult. To borrow a Phil phrase, I'd argue it's usually used more as a neutral descriptor that requires follow up, but because Phil is just parroting what he sees as insults leveled at him, he doesn't realize that.
The hermit example definitely fits. On PigPigGo the only results of hermit are from game dialogue.
 
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Let me help you here denthead, you are not the stupid one for spending your hard money at the vet to help your animal get better, you are the stupid one for sending your hard earned money to a 40-year old, disgusting, begging e-hermit who couldn't care less about you or your sick animal. In fact, the stupid one is putting it nicely here.

It's sometimes still surprising how pathetic these people really are. No friends or family to talk to so they have to tip Phil - in this instance with a complaint about money, mind you - for simulated social interaction.

(btw, this guy has given about $200 to DSP; he's one of the superchat-fags)
I wanted to use this paypig example to illustrate the point that Pewdiepie not mentioning Phil name was a chad move: All of Phil's fans are bottom of the barrel fans,by looking at the amount of actual contributors(let's not count socks) and the amount of views a video like the "Down the rabbit hole" has we can infer that about 99,9% of people that know about Phil's existence (that video has has millions of views) think he is lolcow,but about 0,1% of the people that know he exists are literal retards,autists and psychologically damaged people that will end up becoming fans no matter what, because they are the lowest of the low they have no standars and feel attracted to a fellow dent like Phil. Even if 99,9% of the people laugh at him when Pewdiepie mentions him an army of dents will know of his existence by mere probability,an ever smaller number will decide to check him out and boom,now Phil has new paypigs.

My argument is not that talking about Phil is somehow keeping him alive like some people claim,a claim that is wrong because detractors costed Phil way more fans over the years than the ones he gained,my claim is that if you are popular it can be tempting to laugh at him in public but letting him fade off into obscurity by never interacting with him is more effective since we reached a point where there is so much information about his behaviour that anyone who is not a dent will be turned off at the idea of becoming a fan.

Dents like this paypig who spent 200$ on Phil while complaining that taking his pet to the vet was a waste of money won't be conviced by anything,only a literal retard would say that taking his pet to the vet while spending hundreds on a streamer was a waste of money,this guy will be a Phil fan no matter what,only the most dented and brainwashed are still fans.

As I said it was a chad move by Pewdiepie to not even say his name so he fades into obscurity,IMO after years of following Phil the best you can do to make him go away is:

1-Never go to his chat,don't interact in any way so the chat is as dead as possible (which already is),no fan will want to type into the void just so no one reads his message,that way also there are no trolls to own since all there is is a dead chat that gets mistaken for a frozen one due to how slow it is. Dead chat = no community + boring streams + no trolls to own. Phil is an uncharismatic, boring as dirt,low IQ autist that plays game like a boomer, he can't keep an audience without an enemy to fight.

2-Don't mention Phil anywhere (unless its somewhere like here) and only talk about him when someone else brings him up to add how he is a gacha fiend,lolcow autismo and how no one should spend money trolling him.

The way to make him go away is letting him fade into obscurity,which at no point implies you can't talk about him in places made with the purpose of doing so,just let his chat die, don't bring him up anywhere and mention how retarded he is when someone does bring him up.

Also don't get mad at him making money,the only reason OIC exists is because every single day there is people asking "where was the positivity at today?" Which implies you are butt hurt about him making money because if you weren't you would never ask such a question,a question that is pointless too because he always makes the same on average,it's like watching someone throw a six sided dice and asking what number he got in the hopes it's a one ,thinking that will end him when he throw the dice twice a day so it averages out.

(Sorry for the long post).
 
I wanted to use this paypig example to illustrate the point that Pewdiepie not mentioning Phil name was a chad move: All of Phil's fans are bottom of the barrel fans,by looking at the amount of actual contributors(let's not count socks) and the amount of views a video like the "Down the rabbit hole" has we can infer that about 99,9% of people that know about Phil's existence (that video has has millions of views) think he is lolcow,but about 0,1% of the people that know he exists are literal retards,autists and psychologically damaged people that will end up becoming fans no matter what, because they are the lowest of the low they have no standars and feel attracted to a fellow dent like Phil. Even if 99,9% of the people laugh at him when Pewdiepie mentions him an army of dents will know of his existence by mere probability,an ever smaller number will decide to check him out and boom,now Phil has new paypigs.

My argument is not that talking about Phil is somehow keeping him alive like some people claim,a claim that is wrong because detractors costed Phil way more fans over the years than the ones he gained,my claim is that if you are popular it can be tempting to laugh at him in public but letting him fade off into obscurity by never interacting with him is more effective since we reached a point where there is so much information about his behaviour that anyone who is not a dent will be turned off at the idea of becoming a fan.

Dents like this paypig who spent 200$ on Phil while complaining that taking his pet to the vet was a waste of money won't be conviced by anything,only a literal retard would say that taking his pet to the vet while spending hundreds on a streamer was a waste of money,this guy will be a Phil fan no matter what,only the most dented and brainwashed are still fans.

As I said it was a chad move by Pewdiepie to not even say his name so he fades into obscurity,IMO after years of following Phil the best you can do to make him go away is:

1-Never go to his chat,don't interact in any way so the chat is as dead as possible (which already is),no fan will want to type into the void just so no one reads his message,that way also there are no trolls to own since all there is is a dead chat that gets mistaken for a frozen one due to how slow it is. Dead chat = no community + boring streams + no trolls to own. Phil is an uncharismatic, boring as dirt,low IQ autist that plays game like a boomer, he can't keep an audience without an enemy to fight.

2-Don't mention Phil anywhere (unless its somewhere like here) and only talk about him when someone else brings him up to add how he is a gacha fiend,lolcow autismo and how no one should spend money trolling him.

The way to make him go away is letting him fade into obscurity,which at no point implies you can't talk about him in places made with the purpose of doing so,just let his chat die, don't bring him up anywhere and mention how retarded he is when someone does bring him up.

Also don't get mad at him making money,the only reason OIC exists is because every single day there is people asking "where was the positivity at today?" Which implies you are butt hurt about him making money because if you weren't you would never ask such a question,a question that is pointless too because he always makes the same on average,it's like watching someone throw a six sided dice and asking what number he got in the hopes it's a one ,thinking that will end him when he throw the dice twice a day so it averages out.

(Sorry for the long post).
DSP is just trying another trick from the Howard Stern playbook: pick a fight with another broadcaster who has a much larger audience hoping they'll take the bait and respond. Then a percentage of that person's audience will tune in to the rival to hate-listen. Just 0.001% of PDP's audience would be thousands of new viewers and some of them would send quickly-deleted superchats, etc. I believe he knows his income has become dependent on people hating him and he's desperate for any traction.
 
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