Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[G.Rapefruit]

I've just noticed something, he say's that others have failed there tests epically? That would seem to imply he's tried reaching out to others from prison and there are more letters floating around out there that haven't been posted.

I wonder who he's wrote, Barb I'm guessing and possibly Rocky? they would be unwilling to share but anyone else? So far we've had Ken and Null but I wonder if he's written to any other Christorical figures or if they have reached out to him and he's replying as and when he gets a chance to.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Can someone transcribe this nonsense? I really don't feel like reading that awful handwriting.

tl;dr chris is Jesus, we're all being tested (and failing), and he wants money so he can buy more dumb shit from the commissary. Also he doesn't know what a prayer rug is for.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

You don't know if he raped her.

if he was still on his HRT he stuffed everything in the house inside of barb except his dick. call it what you will.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

it's almost like he's in such a dire situation that the only thing he can do is pretend---

If Chris could read Greek and Roman mythology instead, I imagine he'd fancy himself as Zeus.

(especially since Zeus could hurl lightning and transform himself into animals in the myths)

 

[G.Rapefruit]

I've just noticed something, he say's that others have failed there tests epically? That would seem to imply he's tried reaching out to others from prison and there are more letters floating around out there that haven't been posted.

I wonder who he's wrote, Barb I'm guessing and possibly Rocky? they would be unwilling to share but anyone else? So far we've had Ken and Null but I wonder if he's written to any other Christorical figures or if they have reached out to him and he's replying as and when he gets a chance to.

He mentioned that he has written President Biden to try to get a pardon. Now thats the letter I want to see!

 

[WutangLee]

I have a couple different theories on what to expect in the future of "Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu".

2) Insanity Route:
Christine is writing this, likely with the guidance or advice of his lawyer, in order to solidify a case for an insanity plea. In this case, the lawyer would likely let Christine do what they normally do (be fucking insane) and take a laissez faire approach. It is possible but not as likely that the lawyer may be helping contribute to this insanity in hopes of using it as a defense.

This is my belief simply because I believe Chris' lawyer is too seasoned to allow Chris to take the lead, it's much easier to tard wrangle Chris and have him play the clown than it is to have Chris talk responsibly, and try to genuinely fight the case.

 

[Hokuriku]

If Chris could read Greek and Roman mythology instead, I imagine he'd fancy himself as Zeus.

(especially since Zeus could hurl lightning and transform himself into animals in the myths)

You forgot the extensive serial rape.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

If Chris could read Greek and Roman mythology instead, I imagine he'd fancy himself as Zeus.

(especially since Zeus could hurl lightning and transform himself into animals in the myths)

Zeus is also a notorious sex pest so it’d fit like a glove.

 

[Rapechu]

I don't really get this one tbh. I think it's a bit of a stretch to claim that this one event was a catalyst. I guess the argument that it led to future habits might be correct, but even so, it misses the bigger picture

Raising your child right is far more important than the results of some '90s SEGA sweepstakes. Besides, kids used to enter into this kind of stuff all the time.

I do agree with the idea that it is reductionist to point to a single event but I do think that if I want to point to a single event anyways as being highly formative it is GODBEAR. Chris has always had a very weak sense of self and a weak sense of boundaries between himself and his environment. After being renamed he has constantly been coming up with new names for himself like Ricardo. Now it is even more obvious as he comes up with new names every week. Christine CPU Goddess Blueheart Sonichu Jesus blah blah blah.

His idea of self is so lacking he constantly looks to his environment for something to mirror. I don't know if that's a symptom of tism or just a symptom of being Chris but his parents changing his name on a whim can't have been a good formative event.

 

[GypsyBard]

TV and game console please

My uncle is in prison and has a 360. Basically if you want one you have to pay way more for them than you would on the outside. Same goes for games. He is able to afford it because he has his family on the outside sending him commissary every month. The thing is though Chris make it commissary donations from people on the outside but will he be able to resist instantly spending it? Will he have the foresight to not buy that bag of chips but instead save the donations until he has enough to buy something he actually wants that can occupy his time?

 

[King Kiwi]

You crazy bums, what would I do without you?

Hell, what would we do without the Farms?

Yes, yes, Zeus to the Extreme!

 

[Rapechu]

If Chris could read Greek and Roman mythology instead, I imagine he'd fancy himself as Zeus.

(especially since Zeus could hurl lightning and transform himself into animals in the myths)

Chris' life is like a greek tragedy. His love quest ending with him raping Barb when he was like a month from fucking Fiona. I think we were all rooting for him (or at least I was) to find some cute autistic GF and complete his lovequest and get a happy ending. Instead we saw him destroy himself through his own fatal flaws and at the final moment of vindication once more they manifested to rob him of his victory and destroy him once and for all.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Please stop with the insanity defense and prison rape fantasies.

The former is simply ignorant, the latter is just degenerate thinking.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Chris' life is like a greek tragedy. His love quest ending with him raping Barb when he was like a month from fucking Fiona. I think we were all rooting for him (or at least I was) to find some cute autistic GF and complete his lovequest and get a happy ending. Instead we saw him destroy himself through his own fatal flaws and at the final moment of vindication once more they manifested to rob him of his victory and destroy him once and for all.

Outside of the age difference surpassing that of The Gunt and his Child Bride,yeah,that might have been the so-called Happy Ending for Chris.

 

[Rapechu]

Outside of the age difference surpassing that of The Gunt and his Child Bride,yeah,that might have been the so-called Happy Ending for Chris.

Yeah I know, it's not a storybook romance and it's between two bizzarre retarded people, but I can only imagine that Fiona saw something of Chris in herself at one time. Like she probably saw that he was a fellow autistic and he struggled to find companionship and she probably found it endearing that there was someone out there who felt the same pain she did. Maybe.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Yeah I know, it's not a storybook romance and it's between two bizzarre retarded people, but I can only imagine that Fiona saw something of Chris in herself at one time. Like she probably saw that he was a fellow autistic and he struggled to find companionship and she probably found it endearing that there was someone out there who felt the same pain she did. Maybe.

So I am guessing all that moral-fagging seen with The Gunt and Faith is somehow exempt here in this case?

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

Chris' life is like a greek tragedy. His love quest ending with him raping Barb when he was like a month from fucking Fiona. I think we were all rooting for him (or at least I was) to find some cute autistic GF and complete his lovequest and get a happy ending. Instead we saw him destroy himself through his own fatal flaws and at the final moment of vindication once more they manifested to rob him of his victory and destroy him once and for all.

My boy Chris did what we always assumed he would - he sperged too close to the sun right at his moment of triumph.

Never regret thy fall, O Icarus of the fearless flight

For the greatest tragedy of them all is never to feel the burning light.

Except, you know, instead of burning light, it's dry, geriatric incest pussy. But still.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made (out) and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail.

Should we be advised not to give monetary donations to Chris? Because that seems like a grift.

 

[Android raptor]

Not to defend Chris but I'm lowkey MOTI that the psych department at the jail is shitting itself and doing nothing at this blatant of psychosis. This kind of shit legit needs antipsychotics prescribed.

 

[Rapechu]

So I am guessing all that moral-fagging seen with The Gunt and Faith is somehow exempt here in this case?

I'm not following that drama so I have no idea. I don't know how old Fiona is... 16-18? I was having sex at that age so I see nothing morally wrong with it. One of the big reasons why someone might be offended by a more mature person being with a much younger person is the possibility that they used their emotional maturity or status to manipulate the younger person for sex, but Chris is mentally a child and he has no status. So he wasn't grooming her or acting as some sort of father-surrogate. But anyways that's not really a discussion I want to get into because other people may have other opinions and it's derailing.