The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

Still waiting on the autopsy from the first alpaca killed by Earl.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Still waiting on the autopsy from the first alpaca killed by Earl.

Spoiler: Large Image

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Interesting little detail there.

 

[Kier]

I'll give Jarrod this: he's doing what you're supposed to do when you have access to a glorious wilderness - engaging with it.
He might accidentally therapize himself for his anger issues, or this may be the start of the 'Unabomber but dumb' arc.

Troonibomber would be quite an arch

 

[The Final Troondown]

The thing that kills me is its WAY too hard for troons to admit they might just be bisexual so we have to go for an Olympic floor gymnastics level performance because for some reason the word "lesbian" is just the absolute top tier gold medal title when in reality it's not even that great lol.

Most of them aren't, they're straight, it's just they go prison gay for other troons. it's why bonnie went from not once going on the record about fucking sky to nonstop hornposting once he found a vagina that would have him

A couple of them might be bi (eden springs to mind) but by and large they show absolutely no real love of the girldick despite what they claim

 

[Oxous]

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Semi-crosspost because Bonnie involvement.

Archive for whole thing because jfc keeping up with this foid

Context on the 'gender blob' thing: Kindness was reading her thread, saw the word "demiblob" and liked it so much that she taught it to Bonnie/Paul and now they're both using it.

@0 1 Congratulations, she's whining about your OP now!
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E: This means Bonnie also knows about this thread

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Context on the 'gender blob' thing: Kindness was reading her thread, saw the word "demiblob" and liked it so much that she taught it to Bonnie/Paul and now they're both using it.

She is currently going through her thread and giving shout-outs to special kiwis. She's also threatening to make an account to do an AMA and e-beg

 

[AGPinochet]

She's also threatening to make an account to do an AMA and e-beg

No doubt in a bathtub with a great many asshole pics included. Maybe a faked seizure or two?

 

[ColtWalker1847]

She is currently going through her thread and giving shout-outs to special kiwis. She's also threatening to make an account to do an AMA and e-beg

Somebody tell this fucking weirdo that we aren't Reddit.

 

[Meiwaku]

Somebody tell this fucking weirdo that we aren't Reddit.

An AMA would let our cup runneth over with pure milk though....plus we wouldn't donate so the sneed would be good

 

[AGPinochet]

Who's the bigger cuck, Kevin or Sky?

Kevin flew in wedge only to have him fuck someone else
Alyssa chose Chad Paul Men(bull)doza's semi-functional cock instead of Virgin Kevin and his amhole

Sky has lost a husband to the allure of BPD pussy and generally seems like a doormat (however he did stand up to Alyssa's shit)
Several other tranchers have also supported Paul's essential abandonment of him and as far as I know he hasn't said anything publicly about it

 

[lamp shade]

Who's the bigger cuck, Kevin or Sky?

Kevin flew in wedge only to have him fuck someone else
Alyssa chose Chad Paul Men(bull)doza's semi-functional cock instead of Virgin Kevin and his amhole

Sky has lost a husband to the allure of BPD pussy and generally seems like a doormat (however he did stand up to Alyssa's shit)
Several other tranchers have also supported Paul's essential abandonment of him and as far as I know he hasn't said anything publicly about it

Definitely Kevin. Sky at least had the balls to say something about Alyssa, even though it was after being cucked. Kevin still thirsts after Neck and Wedge even though they dumped him like a dickless bag of trash.

 

[AGPinochet]

@let there be plight
He also has the only dick between the two, where Kevin just has his belly button width amhole

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

No doubt in a bathtub with a great many asshole pics included. Maybe a faked seizure or two?

Maybe she'll grab a barely alive Alpaca young and hold it in the bath tube to look cute while the thing freaks the fuck out

 

[KiwiFuzz]

they dumped him like a dickless bag of trash.

I mean technically that's where his dick went.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Don Pablo Alejandro Mendoza de la Trancha, El Cuervo Gordo.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Don Pablo Alejandro Mendoza de la Trancha, El Cuervo Gordo.
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Do you ever just see a whole string of words that all make sense individually but then you put them together and they turn into total gibberish?
If Bonnie starts cosplaying as his ~headmates~ we're just taking that 'really advanced larping' to 11, aren't we.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Do you ever just see a whole string of words that all make sense individually but then you put them together and they turn into total gibberish?
If Bonnie starts cosplaying as his ~headmates~ we're just taking that 'really advanced larping' to 11, aren't we.

I've been reading and listening to these people for long, long years. It never stops amazing me, how it is possible to read or hear a, I don't want to say string even, a random group of words, and you understand every single one, yet you don't know what it means, unless you "know".

Imagine the normal person on the street in the situation. I think it's part of the troon tactics, kind of like a zebra's pattern for tsetse flies: Cause confusion, and they won't register any of it and just fly away.

 

[Old Fart]

Definitely Kevin. Sky at least had the balls to say something about Alyssa, even though it was after being cucked. Kevin still thirsts after Neck and Wedge even though they dumped him like a dickless bag of trash.

They didn't even really dump him. It's more like... imagine you're 16 and having an age-conforming conversation with a mate about chicks and booze. Then there's this obnoxious but self-unaware fourth-grader who'd really really like to join in the discussion and you don't want to pick a fight, so you stay polite, but still give the little boy several clues to signal he's not really part of your club right now, terribly sorry.

Kevin is that eternal fourth-grader.

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin is that eternal fourth-grader.

his gunt makes it look like he ate a fourth grader, or 7