DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Hateful Slurs]

As soon as he takes off his gay cowboy hat the bald spot returns

 

[Fragarach]

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As soon as he takes off his gay cowboy hat the bald spot returns

His head literally looks dented from this angle

 

[Sona]

Phil has a vendetta against certain people like ProJared and Pewdieepie for acknowledging him for a retard, but the truth he needs to close his mind from is there's not a single personality on the internet who has good things to say about him.
13 years on the internet and he hasn't left a footprint anywhere.

On and outside the internet, imagine living a life where not even your fucking wife care for you it really would be tragic if he didn't deserve it

 

[WWE Champion]

Sadly my missus used to watch his wife's channel before she deleted it, so I'll just fill in some blanks.
PewDiePie and his missus travel and have a home in Japan, they go out with friends for trips and/or food, and seem to be very social. A quick YouTube search shows several nice videos and vlogs. PewDiePie also doesn't piss away money for a phone game with half naked men, and took his wife on a honeymoon. So as always it's just Phil being utterly exceptional and insecure.

You put it best, it's all just projection and it's really getting utterly bonkers.

Furthermore, since Phil likes claiming he's slim, a former bodybuilder and currently in shape, I wonder what he would say about PewDiePie's form.

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Also, salt meet wound.
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Phil and Felix are literally the two opposite endings of the roughly same start of the game. One took every bad decision and gets the catastrophic ending (CWC is a warning!), the other struggeled at times but improved on every front, found new interests & hobbies and every struggle & mistake taught him a lesson for the future. Also financial hell vs comfortable financial security for a lifetime.

 

[Lolidaki]

The whole "rent free PDP" thing is made even funnier by Dave quoting 12 year old AVGN episodes word for word tonight, PDP is apparently a no-life loser for being "inspired" by dark and still talking about him in the current year but not him for being inspired by James.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Sadly my missus used to watch his wife's channel before she deleted it, so I'll just fill in some blanks.
PewDiePie and his missus travel and have a home in Japan, they go out with friends for trips and/or food, and seem to be very social. A quick YouTube search shows several nice videos and vlogs. PewDiePie also doesn't piss away money for a phone game with half naked men, and took his wife on a honeymoon. So as always it's just Phil being utterly exceptional and insecure.

You put it best, it's all just projection and it's really getting utterly bonkers.

Furthermore, since Phil likes claiming he's slim, a former bodybuilder and currently in shape, I wonder what he would say about PewDiePie's form.

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Also, salt meet wound.
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Christ.. Those two wedding photos like damn night and day..

Felix surrounded by people who most likely enjoy his and his wife's presence having a grand time. Smiles all around

Vs

Phil and Kat taking photos in a run down condo with a hand me down wedding dress and tux with only select people cause afraid of trolls ruining the wedding.

Pathetic

 

[Stephen Hawking]

The whole "rent free PDP" thing is made even funnier by Dave quoting 12 year old AVGN episodes word for word tonight, PDP is apparently a no-life loser for being "inspired" by dark and still talking about him in the current year but not him for being inspired by James.

The whole "inspired" diss is pathetic on so many levels.

Even if PDP said "I started my career because because of watching DSP and i was inspired to be like him".

That means fuck all. If anyone has their dream job, an artist, or entertainer of any sort, they had to find inspiration from somewhere.

If anything, if PDP directly said that, it would produce even more salt and jealousy.

 

[FlappyBat]

Christ.. Those two wedding photos like damn night and day..

Felix surrounded by people who most likely enjoy his and his wife's presence having a grand time. Smiles all around

Vs

Phil and Kat taking photos in a run down condo with a hand me down wedding dress and tux with only select people cause afraid of trolls ruining the wedding.

Pathetic

If you want even more salt in the wound. Felix got together with his wife when he was a broke drop out uploading YouTube videos to the void and they stayed together while rising to the top of his field. Phil's horse just wanted a stable and he knows it.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Pictured: an irrelevant, washed up Youtuber vs a famous, "pertinent" chill video game streamer

Some bonus math that Dave hates so much: his views for the last thirty days are less than 1% of what PDP gets. His subcount is 0.2% of PDP's. He has 1/20th the amount of Twitter followers despite PewdiePie's Twitter being completely inactive and only there as a placeholder.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

they are both childless losers... and their horses' fertility is getting lower by the day.
none of them grew past their 20s.
their only difference is that dsp got kicked out with half nigger, while pdp kept everything with full nigger.

Don't know about their horses cocker.
Katherine is surely a good working horse, but I think Marzia is a right fit bird to be fair. You wouldn't have to think twice which one you would pick, you know what I mean mate?
To compare this is Katherine VS Marzia. Sadly I can only use a nearly four year old photo of Katherine since she is a shit tier wife that is ashamed of her husband, but from what little we saw of her she only got fatter. Let's compare it to Marzia. Just to be honest, Marzia is two years younger.



I'm sorry if I'm on this PewDiePie VS DarksydePhil too much lads, but I just find the whole situation so daft it blows my mind. I cannot remember the last time Philip projected this bloody hard. He called PewDiePie everything that he himself is, and he was bloody serious too. He loses compared to PewDiePie in every category, and I can't get over how mental he has to be to think otherwise.

 

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Pewds is literally a living breathing phantasm of everything phil desires to be in his deepest most desperate dreams. No wonder he's jealous.

Don't know about their horses cocker.
Katherine is surely a good working horse, but I think Marzia is a right fit bird to be fair. You wouldn't have to think twice which one you would pick, you know what I mean mate?
To compare this is Katherine VS Marzia. Sadly I can only use a nearly four year old photo of Katherine since she is a shit tier wife that is ashamed of her husband, but from what little we saw of her she only got fatter. Let's compare it to Marzia. Just to be honest, Marzia is two years younger.

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I'm sorry if I'm on this PewDiePie VS DarksydePhil too much lads, but I just find the whole situation so daft it blows my mind. I cannot remember the last time Philip projected this bloody hard. He called PewDiePie everything that he himself is, and he was bloody serious too. He loses compared to PewDiePie in every category, and I can't get over how mental he has to be to think otherwise.

Its extraordinary how comparable they are... No I don't mean in the equal sense. I mean in the sense that in a way they've both in the same field and have undertaken a similar series of steps in life but Phil has clearly done leagues worse than PDP in every way. Its like engineers set up this text book example and said okay this is a life and this is what happens when you turn the shit dial up 10 notches.

 

[PyroAlert]

Damn, we have lost badly two nights in a row. We need to get back on track otherwise we will all be speaking pig before we know it.

 

[architects]

“Thanks everyone for a great streaming week, let’s end it strong!”…..literally telling these forehead fans of his, thanks for the money…now give me MORE to end it. It is so obviously cringe…but he tweets it with zero fucks…knowing exactly what he’s asking for. Also, the fuck is Kevin B?

 

[gh0stzero]

Don't know about their horses cocker.
Katherine is surely a good working horse, but I think Marzia is a right fit bird to be fair. You wouldn't have to think twice which one you would pick, you know what I mean mate?
To compare this is Katherine VS Marzia. Sadly I can only use a nearly four year old photo of Katherine since she is a shit tier wife that is ashamed of her husband, but from what little we saw of her she only got fatter. Let's compare it to Marzia. Just to be honest, Marzia is two years younger.

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I'm sorry if I'm on this PewDiePie VS DarksydePhil too much lads, but I just find the whole situation so daft it blows my mind. I cannot remember the last time Philip projected this bloody hard. He called PewDiePie everything that he himself is, and he was bloody serious too. He loses compared to PewDiePie in every category, and I can't get over how mental he has to be to think otherwise.

Marzia's better looking sure but if you fuck kat you cuck Phil.

I think I'd take one for the team and just pretend Kat is a wet cloth in the shower just so we could all get a "Kat cucked me" saga.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Don't know about their horses cocker.
Katherine is surely a good working horse, but I think Marzia is a right fit bird to be fair. You wouldn't have to think twice which one you would pick, you know what I mean mate?
To compare this is Katherine VS Marzia. Sadly I can only use a nearly four year old photo of Katherine since she is a shit tier wife that is ashamed of her husband, but from what little we saw of her she only got fatter. Let's compare it to Marzia. Just to be honest, Marzia is two years younger.

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I'm sorry if I'm on this PewDiePie VS DarksydePhil too much lads, but I just find the whole situation so daft it blows my mind. I cannot remember the last time Philip projected this bloody hard. He called PewDiePie everything that he himself is, and he was bloody serious too. He loses compared to PewDiePie in every category, and I can't get over how mental he has to be to think otherwise.

it's a dog vs horse race

in my book kat and marzia are the same kind of losers. they found a empty life next to 2 literal man-children and afa marzia is concerned she was ready for a family, due to the fact that she jumped on the relation ship that quickly, but she got cucked, kek.

phil complains enough keep himself as a victim in the eyes of his whales, it's an old tactic to make the retards sympathize him.
you know, you are a loser irl and then you meet another loser online, so you feel good about your life when you give that online loser some money and attention, to help him be less of a loser. it's that thing that the americans call "relate to".

 

[grump]

Marzia's better looking sure but if you fuck kat you cuck Phil.

I think I'd take one for the team and just pretend Kat is a wet cloth in the shower janust so we could all get a "Kat cucked me" saga

As people say they probably live separate lives and he interacts with the trolls far more than his 'soulmate'. What matters is the idea he has a WAAAIF and is a mature adult in front of his child fans not the WAAAIF herself. She can wander around Fred Meyer's and pick up someone and he wouldn't know or care. what would probably concern him is this getting out to the paypigs far more than the actual cucking.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Marzia's better looking sure but if you fuck kat you cuck Phil.

I think I'd take one for the team and just pretend Kat is a wet cloth in the shower just so we could all get a "Kat cucked me" saga.

And as with all things DarksydePhil, tipping would somehow help the most. However no amount of money would unfuck Katherine, or uncuck Philip.

Make it happen mate, take one for the team and go for it. Get right plastered before and paper bag her. Godspeed.

 

[Yautja]

it's a dog vs horse race

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in my book kat and marzia are the same kind of losers. they found a empty life next to 2 literal man-children and afa marzia is concerned she was ready for a family, due to the fact that she jumped on the relation ship that quickly, but she got cucked, kek.

phil complains enough keep himself as a victim in the eyes of his whales, it's an old tactic to make the retards sympathize him.
you know, you are a loser irl and then you meet another loser online, so you feel good about your life when you give that online loser some money and attention, to help him be less of a loser. it's that thing that the americans call "relate to".

While I get the point you're trying to make it isn't really the same. Marzia has written a book, done fashion, design shit, and for a time even had her own fanbase. Whether or not she's competent at that stuff is up to debate but she's done more than just be married to pewdiepie. Her life is the exact opposite of empty.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Marzia's better looking sure but if you fuck kat you cuck Phil.

I think I'd take one for the team and just pretend Kat is a wet cloth in the shower just so we could all get a "Kat cucked me" saga.

No one deserves to go through that kind of torture… anyone willing to take one for the team on this should be canonized.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Marzia's better looking sure but if you fuck kat you cuck Phil.

I think I'd take one for the team and just pretend Kat is a wet cloth in the shower just so we could all get a "Kat cucked me" saga.

>Imagining Kat is a wet cloth

I imagine khat having a large opening myself. I hope you like raw liver.

Now then...before the bile building up in my stomach erupts forth and burns a hole in my bedroom wall, I get the distinct feeling Phil wouldn't be that devastated if Lady Katherine slept around. He was arguing with twitter trolls on his honeymoon. They don't sleep together. He never drives her to work or picks her up. He spends all his hours bouncing and squealing in his AWFFICE while she comes home and goes to her Skyrim cave.

If the news of her infidelity ever hit him he'd probably just groan and say "When's dinner ready mommy?"