Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Apparently Chibi is taking a long break for now since for like around 7 months. I don't know how is he doing but I am sure everything is not doing fine by his ends so far.
I need these fast pants bro.

Tism the Return said:
So when is Chibi going to molest his mom and start drawing comics? He already got the autismo and rape parts down.
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The Chris Chan spirit has already cursed his soul and mind. We will never know if he rapes his mother.

Count groudon said:
Didn't his mom bitch slap him during a rayman speedrun or am I thinking of one of the thousands of other autistic speedrunners
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Why did his mother buy him tickets to SGDQ biggest mistake of her life.
 
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Dr. Faggot said:
Apparently Chibi is taking a long break for now since for like around 7 months. I don't know how is he doing but I am sure everything is not doing fine by his ends so far.
I need these fast pants bro.
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He declared a 3 month long break from streaming/social media back in August after threatening to quit again. He immediately broke it like a week later getting caught liking stuff on Twitter and involving himself in some drama, then died it back down. Then he got caught doing streamed speed runs on an alt, then died down again. The ban never even included Discord, so there's that.

For what it's worth, the past 2 months have been surprisingly uneventful on present stuff, comparatively speaking. This place has mostly been thriving off of Fanatic's past stuff. I'm not going to be so optimistic as to say it's progress, but it's not regression.
 
Father Observation said:
He declared a 3 month long break from streaming/social media back in August after threatening to quit again. He immediately broke it like a week later getting caught liking stuff on Twitter and involving himself in some drama, then died it back down. Then he got caught doing streamed speed runs on an alt, then died down again. The ban never even included Discord, so there's that.

For what it's worth, the past 2 months have been surprisingly uneventful on present stuff, comparatively speaking. This place has mostly been thriving off of Fanatic's past stuff. I'm not going to be so optimistic as to say it's progress, but it's not regression.
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If the pattern is anything to go off of, it'll be more of the same once he does return next month. Though, we may get some more milk with stories from the new job.
 
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Adam pls
 
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Rhysuu said:
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It's always so tragic, that the people that whine about death and being suicidal are always the world's biggest cowards.

C'mon chibitch, put the noose on. That record-breaking Speedrun of that obscure homebrew Mario 64 game is waiting on the other side.
 
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Expressive Waffle Iron said:
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I believe he strongly distrusts his own Discord community, and for good reason given the previous message was relayed here within 5 minutes of it being posted.
He should just wipe the thing if he is this uncomfortable in it.
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Are you serious? This is basically one big "ASK ME, PLEASE".
 
Rhysuu said:
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Adam pls
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What, realized he's not going to be living forever?
Kids realize they're gonna die when they're 5 or so.
the khat quaffer said:
It's always so tragic, that the people that whine about death and being suicidal are always the world's biggest cowards.

C'mon chibitch, put the noose on. That record-breaking Speedrun of that obscure homebrew Mario 64 game is waiting on the other side.
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The old adage that if you're talking threats, deep down you don't want to follow up on them. Killing yourself is not as simple as one might think, though, and it takes a lot of will to resist the adrenaline your body pumps like crazy to discourage you from pulling the razor.

The Hell waiting for Chibi will look exactly like his life, but he'll not be forgiven by God unless he'll beat his suicide PB this time.
 
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Expressive Waffle Iron said:
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I believe he strongly distrusts his own Discord community, and for good reason given the previous message was relayed here within 5 minutes of it being posted.
He should just wipe the thing if he is this uncomfortable in it.
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"I'd rather not share details. Okay here's a little detail."

Mid life crisis at 31 ...32? Speed running that life clock, are we Adam? Midlife crises typically happen to middle aged men that have done things like owned a house, had children, and are unsatisfied with their accomplishments. Then they go out and buy a Mercedes and start lurking at community colleges.
 
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Sweetheart said:
I always have to laugh when I realize he's already 32. My brain just can't comprehend it. It does not fit him at all.
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Yeah, I was gonna label him as being like 25 or something but then I thought "waitaminute..."

In the ~6 year old video in the op where his mom is berating him and telling him to stop playing video games and change his sheets, he's 25. Let that sink in. First time I saw the video I thought it was some bitch-made 17 year old. Even now, it's still hard to like definitively put an age on him for me. That disgusting beard and mustache and forehead wrinkles pin him at least in his late 20s, but his hobbies and his general behavior remind me of someone that's like 16 years old.

Really, if I saw Adam in the wild and didn't know better, I would wonder where his mommy is. Or why they're letting minors buy alcohol.
 
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