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Did not expect to wake up and learn that our sweet @Nigel of Ukip was such a rabid Marzia fan. He's an odd bird, innit? (Did I do it right?)

I couldn't agree more though. Anyone thinking Mr. Ed is anywhere near the league Marzia is in must be a a real cocker. (?) And we only know what 2019 Khet looks like, she's definitely not getting younger or prettier and is likely more a cow than a horse present day.

Video games, endless door dash and mobile games ain't gonna help her slim down, that's for sure. Who knows though, maybe all the weight went to her tits and she's a B-cupper now.

But, hey! At least Phil & her can share bras now. Bras ain't cheap and with their penny pinching and all, it only makes sense. They can donate the ole A cuppers to charity but not tell anyone about it cause anyone helping the less fortunate are just clout chasing anyway.
 
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Let's end it strong = hit the tips goals.

DSP really is the most transparent streamer around, because it's so easy to see through his lies and bullshit.
 
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Let's end it strong = hit the tips goals.

DSP really is the most transparent streamer around, because it's so easy to see through his lies and bullshit.
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Fat Fuck Phil can't even do a Halloween month right. (Perfect for October!) Meanwhile, I'm watching a fat gay man's past self play all sorts of horror games all month. Way better than whatever shit line-up of games he is playing at the moment. I seriously can't stand a single game he is playing at all man but thankfully it gives me the perfect opportunity to take a small break from him.

By the way, I could argue, in reality, that Metroid Dread could easily fit into a horror type game. Back 4 Blood is a step into the right direction but I swear he did not enjoy playing that last time he touched it.
 
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I wanted to hatewatch Back4Blood for about an hour today but then I found out that the full game has a singleplayer option. Shame. The open beta stream was funny since it was multiplayer only. When playing on the survivor team Phil was stalling like a motherfucker examining every blade of grass, pebble on the road, brick on every wall, drops of blood, dead bodies etc. while goat laughing. He also took ages to loot, so his random teammates were always way ahead of him, so much so that he got vote kicked out of a few games.

I wouldn't be surprised if the random teammates he got matched with though he was some griefing asshole. All because he's so afraid of having to interact with actual living humans playing the game alongside him so he preemptively muted all of his teammates in every match. I think I remember he tried playing by himself so he made a private lobby and when he tried to start it he was sperging out because the game refused to let him start the game without teammates.
 
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I know I'm late (I'm trying to spend less time on the internet), but that Pewdiepie mini-rant was unbelievable. To me, probably the craziest shit he has ever said. And the bar is repeatedly set very high.

Calling the most subscribed YouTuber irrelevant is a blatant rejection of reality. He is fucking possessed by toxicity. The grudges that he holds are fucking scary. So apparently, in DSP's world: You share your opinions with others online, you're a drama queen clout chaser. You try to keep a low profile and avoid drama, you're irrelevant. OR; You're irrelevant, simply because he isn't paying attention to you. Both are true to some degree, but the latter holds more weight because he's autistic.
Also, DSP calling any other person a hermit is deranged. He is descending into madness. The signs are appearing more and more frequently. The rising levels of toxicity are not going to stop.

I have an explanation for the projection. It seems to me he is mostly projecting at times he lacks information about the situation or the person he is ranting about. So, he extracts information from his own life in order to embellish his rants.
For Phil to even mention the concept of self-awareness is just stupefying. In order to understand Phil, you have to assume he's autistic; there's no other way to find logic to his sayings and doings. So what I think happened is, that he recycled insults the detractors hurl at him.

Props to Pewdiepie for not even mentioning Phil's name. Giga Chad move. He didn't even briefly describe the "incident". That's all it takes to get a rise out of Phil apparently. I'm sure Felix is aware of DSP's post-"incident" antics. He wouldn't call him a piece of shit otherwise.
Look at that! Your legacy is growing, Phil!
 
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PDP’s wife is less likely to be standing over you at night ready to exorcise a demon out of you. That’s probably the one thing that would concern me being with someone like her, she’s damaged material and some of that isn’t her fault.

But she is as likely to stay locked up in her room and play Skyrim all day as come at you with a knife. Luckily Phil has his defense hatchet.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
I don't think Kat is physically ugly.
It's the weirdness in her character and the fact that she's a complete airhead with no personality at all to speak of.
Sometimes those who are not so attractive on the outside are propelled to *chef's kiss due to their charisma and intelligence, though vice versa is also at play.

Oh and the fact that she cheated on her ex and agreed to spread her legs for Phil is a damn huge knock against her.
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Kat is literally a swimsuit model. Okay? Im sick of you guys hurting her feelings
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Pewdiepie said the nigger word on stream I figured that would make him cool with you niggers
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Pewdiepie will never be cool to me. He's one of the mascots for the downfall of recent society. His popularity was due to making millions of vulnerable, impressionable teens emulate a young man that screams like an idiot at video games all day and being a millionaire with a hot wife while doing it. You can live a life with no responsibility and constant degeneracy too, kids! And how many of them have tried over the past decade largely thanks to Felix.

Sorry, just had to get on my soapbox for the few fanboys here. Give me my top hats.
 
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