Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Russell Greer impersonator? Will we see them getting into a five song singing competition to settle who the REAL Pipsqueak is and who gets the girl in a love triangle?

No but I bet Russell will sue them for identity theft

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

 

[StinkySnack]

Hey now, look right there all of you haters who claim that Russel can never change are proven wrong. There he is creeping on a Black Chick.

Forgetting about Javai? Black chick cheerleader he creeped on for years. He's also left other thirsty comments on random black women's Instas from time to time.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Hey now, look right there all of you haters who claim that Russel can never change are proven wrong. There he is creeping on a Black Chick.

Not the first time he's done so. It's Asians that he tends not be attracted to except on those rare occasions where he is.

Basically if she's hot and has a vagina and boobs then Pipsqueak is going to be thirsting for her.

Couldn't even make D-Class, that sad little skidmark.

The O5 council would take one look at him and then tell him that SCP-096 is a really cute girl and to just go into it's containment cell, look it in the face and profess his love.

The question is would SCP-096 kill Pipsqueak or recoil in terror from the horror that is his own face? That's the question that needs to be answered.

 

[The Dude]

Not the first time he's done so. It's Asians that he tends not be attracted to except on those rare occasions where he is.

Basically if she's hot and has a vagina and boobs then Pipsqueak is going to be thirsting for her.


The O5 council would take one look at him and then tell him that SCP-096 is a really cute girl and to just go into it's containment cell, look it in the face and profess his love.

The question is would SCP-096 kill Pipsqueak or recoil in terror from the horror that is his own face? That's the question that needs to be answered.

Shy Guy vs. Nice Guy? Interesting...

 

[Constellationzero]

The balloon and balloon weight could definitely be safe objects. But I was really thinking Euclid on his book. Like, if you are a conventionally attractive young lady and you pick the book up "accidentally" and read it...you get...

* Cool DMs
* A Venmo dollar
* A 5 dollar Starbuck's card
* Greer follows you on Insta; begs for all your Insta handles as well as facebook
* He'll buy you a Shake. What kind of shake shall we get? Okay, we'll meet up this Friday. I'll buy you a shake.
* A WOO HOO HOO

And plights. Lots and lots of plights.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Russ isn't really liberal or conservative. He's what I'd personally call a political opportunist. He votes for whoever he thinks he can use to advance his own goals at any given time, regardless of party.

He's described himself as libertarian, far-left, progressive, and a "lib-publi-crat," his own mixture of Libertarian, Republican, and Democrat.

He seems to fully believe that his vote entitles him to a one-on-one sit down meeting with whoever he voted for, even though he's never gotten that.

He also supports, or writes to candidates far outside his part of the country in an attempt to get them to legalize prostitution or whatever he thinks he can get them to do for him.

Here's some I can remember him having shared his views on:

Jimmy Carter (D) - Called him a horrible man and wishes death upon him for calling men who pay hookers "disgusting."

Tulsi Gabbard (D) - Called her "Baberaham Lincoln" and voted for her because she's hot and wanted legal prostitution.

AOC (D) - Wrote to her campaign about his "progressive plights" and was ignored. Probably because he's from Utah not NYC. Soon declared her an enemy and started calling her "O' FAKEIO."

Mitt Romney (R) - Thought he'd get a sit-down meeting with Mitt to censor the internet, silence trolls and nuke KF. Obviously never happened.

Donald Trump (R) - Mailed copies of his book to the white house and entire Trump family (Russ also really wanted to bang his daughter Tiffany.) He expected a sit-down meeting with Trump to achieve what he had wanted from Romney. This never happened, costing Trump the crucial Greer vote in 2020.

Ben McAdams (D) - Voted for him, then oddly forgot he even exists. Ben's Republican opponent was a toothy black mormon woman, so maybe she rejected Russ or something?

There's probably more but that's all I can think of at the moment. That's all just stuff from this thread that can be found.

The important thing to remember is that Russ seems to have two goals that he believes each party can help him achieve.

Republicans will help him censor and end free speech online, and shut down anything that makes fun of him. He seems to think they're like the Moral Majority of the 80s still.

Democrats will legalize prostitution and whatever else his penis desires. Even though he thinks abortion, gay pride, women's rights, etc need to be banned until his hookers are legal.

TL;DR, He's retarded.

He also called Obama "chocolate-in-chief" at some point so he hates Obama, for some reason, I do not recall if it was stated why. If I had to guess it was racial prejudice because Russ hates saggy pants thugs, unless they are female, and hot.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He also called Obama "chocolate-in-chief" at some point so he hates Obama, for some reason, I do not recall if it was stated why. If I had to guess it was racial prejudice because Russ hates saggy pants thugs, unless they are female, and hot.

Yeah, he doesn't like black men, no matter how successful they are.

The balloon and balloon weight could definitely be safe objects. But I was really thinking Euclid on his book. Like, if you are a conventionally attractive young lady and you pick the book up "accidentally" and read it...you get...

* Cool DMs
* A Venmo dollar
* A 5 dollar Starbuck's card
* Greer follows you on Insta; begs for all your Insta handles as well as facebook
* He'll buy you a Shake. What kind of shake shall we get? Okay, we'll meet up this Friday. I'll buy you a shake.
* A WOO HOO HOO

And plights. Lots and lots of plights.

And badly written pop songs start appearing in your DMs as well if you're even slightly known to the public. Containment can be achieved by brandishing a restraining order or if the victim's boyfriend confronts the subject. This is especially effective if the boyfriend is named Chad.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Russ finds himself in a familiar situation with yet another print centre.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Fax? What is this, 1992? Also just how fucking dumb do you have to be to not know how to send a fax? Load document, punch in number, hit send... a literal retard could do it.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

a literal retard could do it.

Clearly, as we see, a literal retard could not.

 

[BlerdBjern]

What the fuck?

Borat's Message to Fans, Russell Greer In Kazakhstan

#boratsagdiyev #russellgreer #borat #kazakhstan #kucek

youtu.be

And also

Russell Greer, a.k.a. ASaferNevadaPAC

"Yo Yovanna" this, Russ O'Greedy!#russellgreer #kiwifarms #asafernevadapac

youtu.be

Is this the genesis of LIQUID RUSS?

probably not... But it would be kinda funny if it was.

Clearly, as we see, a literal retard could not.

Calling Russ a Retard is an insult to retards, they can't help being born retarded.

Russ could have avoided many of the problems in his life.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Calling Russ a Retard is an insult to retards

Fair enough, I can agree to that.

 

[Miami]

Russ finds himself in a familiar situation with yet another print centre.

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Wonder why he doesn't just use online faxing. Doesn't have to get angry over people not understanding his mush mouth and probably would save more precious hooker dollars while doing it.

 

[Cilleystring]

Wonder why he doesn't just use online faxing. Doesn't have to get angry over people not understanding his mush mouth and probably would save more precious hooker dollars while doing it.

Could say the same about why he didn't buy a long enough hdmi cord, or why didn't he fuck the hooker before running up his time. Or the biggest one, why doesn't Russ just bust a nut?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Fax? What is this, 1992? Also just how fucking dumb do you have to be to not know how to send a fax? Load document, punch in number, hit send... a literal retard could do it.

Russ isn't your average run of the mill retard. He's king retard. He couldn't even figure out how to serve T-Swizzle after a judge told him how to do it step by step. He think's every case he writes up is iron clad even when actual lawyers says it's nonsense. The only reason he's not walked into traffic or died in some freak accident is because God has a sense of humor.

Could say the same about why he didn't buy a long enough hdmi cord, or why didn't he fuck the hooker before running up his time. Or the biggest one, why doesn't Russ just bust a nut?

We could write a whole book on all the retarded shit Russ does and believes. Like when he thought Katy Perry was going to fuck him. Or when he threatened to shoot up his school and thought the "it's just a prank bro" defense would work.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Fax? What is this, 1992? Also just how fucking dumb do you have to be to not know how to send a fax? Load document, punch in number, hit send... a literal retard could do it.

After that, he was gonna go home, dial up some BBSes (at 2400 baud), and then go to Blockbuster and rent a movie. But first he needs to check his answering machine. And someone keeps paging him with a number for a sex talk line.

 

[StinkySnack]

Fax? What is this, 1992?

It's possible he's trying to fax something to a lawyer's office, which could mean that fruits are soon to bore.

Spoiler: Fax sperging

You'd be surprised how many lawyers still use fax. In my line of work, I often get requests from their offices to fax over documents. My company scrapped the fax machines many years ago, but the company on the floor below still uses them and also kindly lets us use them as well. I cannot figure out why these offices won't switch to strictly email/PDFs. Maybe I'll ask next time.

 

[Flim Flam]

Who could he be sending a fax to?
ETA ninja'd by Stinky.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

It's possible he's trying to fax something to a lawyer's office, which could mean that fruits are soon to be bore.

Spoiler: Fax sperging

You'd be surprised how many lawyers still use fax. In my line of work. I often get requests from their offices to fax over documents. My company scrapped the fax machines many years ago, but the company on the floor below still uses them and also kindly lets us use them as well. I cannot figure out why these offices won't switch to strictly email/PDFs. Maybe I'll ask next time.

Knowing Russes record of fucking up simple tasks he probably faxed it to the wrong number. there's probably some pizza place in Wisconsin who forgot they even had a fax machine wondering why some dude is faxing them page after page of kiwi farms posts and poorly cropped screenshots of laugh reactions on Facebook.